help please ...some girls have gone mad !!

first of all am a virgin

and I have very little or no sex urges ....(baba God knows why)

I met this girl at a seminar
we tagged long and with the help of my guys ....and encouragement from some girls ...



I wooed her

she is my first gf


now a year have passed ...no sex no kiss from me ...cos me sef no sabi am ....unless when she kisses me herself .....

now its January and my family is yet to come back from our hometown ...I invited her ...so we could spend some time ....

we were busy watching (power) acted by 50cent

I was happy till the mumu film start showing ...sex scenes ..
I wanted to fast forward it she said no ...she was like "shey na u put am aya watch am......me I know the outcome of such movies ...shaaa I keep quiet


5mins later she looked at me and asked ..if I was even a man ...I was like ..haba this girl one try me ...I told her I was ....and that I am strong .and was about to tell her how many guys I've beating ....wen she started touch me ...

that was when I understood what she meant

I was trying to stop her when she started crying and said " am I not attractive ? I told her that she was .....she said "what kind of man doesn't get aroused when alone with a girl or are u impotent ...

I was trying to calm her down ....she said "" make love to me if u know u love me '"' (blood of goat!)

I tell her simple ...I no sabi ...
she said "but I read ur chat with amara last 2 years ...and u were telling her u can do more than 2face self ....(so this girl knew me then )

I told her that it was just mere boasting .....


I thought my problem was over ...then she said ....oya lie down lemme teach u .....

trying not to make her angry ....I told her am coming lemme go and buy condoms ....

so pals am downstairs now ....and uhm ...I need ur help now now .....
yawa dey ooooo
I no sabi doooo

how do I start .....

how many minuits am I supposed to last
where is the hole located. ....I heard its hard to find ..

please

cc; lalasticlala

sooner or later you will still fvck, so allow her teach you. you are even lucky sef

Being a lalasticlala is very hard

pryme:
sooner or later you will still fvck, so allow her teach you.
you are even lucky sef

aw am I lucky mister man

lol, don't allow anyone force you to do what you don't wanna, explain to her calmly that you're not ready yet, you can do little romance and all that for the mean time, so she'll feel your love for her

Estharfabian:


he had the Temerity to call a MOD to bring this garbage to front-page! people!!

lalasticlala have suffer in the hands of some people

Jodha:
lol, don't allow anyone force you to do what you don't wanna, explain to her calmly that you're not ready yet, you can do little romance and all that for the mean time, so she'll feel your love for her

excuse me sir how do I romance

The amount of stupid People on this forum is quite Alarming

Estharfabian:


lol. true



"I want to pee''Cc llalasticlaklhjyv
Ayam tayad.

should I drown by water cc:lalalala abeg esthar less comman be going

Kondomatic:
Being a lalasticlala is very hard

my brother, that guy is really trying o

and these idiots didn't even answer my question

alert

am still downstairs oo

How old are you?..........Oya quickly go and buy 100mg Vega....use 30 Minutes before sex....and do fourplay for like , at least 15 minutes before fvcking her.....Note: everyguy has a terrible first time sex......use this to surprise her

Estharfabian:


he had the Temerity to call a MOD to bring this garbage to front-page! people!!

Lala, push it to FP joor..

A brother needs an advice...

FreeSpirited:
How old are you?..........Oya quickly go and buy 100mg Vega....use 30 Minutes before sex....and do fourplay for like , at least 15 minutes before fvcking her.....Note: everyguy has a terrible first time sex......use this to surprise her

God bless u ma nigger

I think the mods should carry out stupidity check when signing up , dz thing is beyond buhari

Smellymouth:


Lala, push it to FP joor..
A brother needs an advice...

bro help me naa ....

twistedBalls:
I think the mods should carry out stupidity check when signing up , dz thing is beyond buhari

ur signature defined u well

brandydaniells:


God bless u ma nigger

not worth a penny....that gal is smart , brave and sexually active...fvck her well to claim her pvssy for life

FreeSpirited:
not worth a penny....that gal is smart , brave and sexually active...fvck her well to claim her pvssy for life

do I say thank u after d show

brandydaniells:
ur signature defined u well

Wah do you know?

Poor boy

Doh-doh bby

twistedBalls:

Wah do you know?
Poor boy
Doh-doh bby

jealousy go kill u

brandydaniells:


do I say thank u after d show

....just make us proud.....we the association of pvssy smasher

Estharfabian:

bad belleh ..

It's allowed...