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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by anumide(f): 1:46pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
RB007:I don tire. I get like 10 of this every month, different phone numbers. |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by cornel994(m): 1:59pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Joshkid:I can relate to dat. Once got a call on sunday morning, d lady was raining abuses on me wen I asked wat d matta was, she said I stole her bag of recharge card worth 40k on friday, asked wer she was she said lagos...I just kuku d laff, hw I one take leave calabar to go snatck 40k worth of airtime in 1 day and half 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by joeruano1: 2:06pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Naughtytboy: Busted! |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by tempel(m): 2:10pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Call. [i]Call. [/i]Call. Guy: hello is this Temple. Me: yes. Guy: you have been matched with me. Me: how, where? Guy: in givers forum to pay me 100k. Me: I no de givers talk less of matching with you. Same thing happened the next day , but this time it was a girl 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by koife(m): 2:19pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Xaddy:Dude, you laughing out and jerking off....bro I finally I have that f**k to give |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by An0nimus: 2:21pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
donholy28: So true. Almost everytime some wrongly dials my number, they speak hausa to me. |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Joshkid(m): 2:23pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
cornel994: |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Seunpaul01(m): 2:38pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
This happened recently. I received a call from a lady and she was like. "Mr. Tunji the bricklayer. Pls is this Mr Tunji the bricklayer. We are... ". I just shouted and said, 'E gbami ke, who is a bricklayer, wrong number abeg! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by alexiej(m): 2:41pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
oluwafreshkid: Wow!! That's amazing! Maybe the sim registration thing sorta linked their details/numbers |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by YINKS89(m): 2:43pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
vewi funny alll dis post i kan relate to atleast 80% of dem don happen to mi. |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by chelseaboi(m): 2:48pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Got this stupid message ...then I reply back...mumu people 1 Like
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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
RB007: I once received an SMS that my ATM card will be blocked if I don't. Call one useless number. Funny thing is.. I didn't even have a bank account then |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by nkemdi89(f): 2:53pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
I purchased a new Mtn line only for different people to start calling me that I should return the phone back to the owner, someone once called me from Abuja and was throwing tantrum that I didn't clear his uncle at the airport, while I was busy apologising ,he later called back to apologise. The worst is my twin who intentionally gives out my number to people who she doesn't have interest in, there is no way I can convinced them that its a wrong number. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by leticia28: 2:57pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Few days ago got a call frm some woman. B4 I cld say hello d next tin I heard was u husband snatcher continue oh continue dey snatch people husband. Omo laugh gree me oh. She cut d call n kept flashin. See me see wahala
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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by oluwafreshkid(m): 3:13pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
alexiej: It's Facebook sync feature o... I synced my lumia with my Facebook acc, and searched for "bukky" on my contacts.... I came up with her name. Lol. #uptosomething sha |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by ArabMopol(m): 3:14pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
A.B.O.K.I people are good in calling wrong numbers, their own illiteracy is genetic TUFIAKWA |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by DonaldGenes(m): 3:18pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Naughtytboy:Hahahaja Laugh want keee me 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by ThaRealist: 3:20pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Estharfabian: Do reply ur mention on my thread |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by DonaldGenes(m): 3:20pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
wellmax: Lmao! Guy, una go kee person oh...omg this is hilarious |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by oluwafreshkid(m): 3:24pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
nkemdi89:Hi, you mind sharing your real number? In privy of course |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by sunshineV(f): 3:27pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
RB007:guy man na u sharp pass
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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Housing(m): 3:28pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Sometimes around November 2006 a married woman called me in the middle of the night like 2:15am. "Why are you calling me don't you know that I am a married man? Do you you want to send me out of my matrimonial home" I was with my wife in bed. My response was thunderous "shot up I am also a married man! "Moreover I have do not have call credit on my phone". "Please I am sorry" she replied. I thank God today, I don't pray such hard time for my enemies. The second one was mistake Identity around September 2009 there was this woman calling my phone frequently and each time I will tell her wrong number. On the third day the woman started crying on "go and give my daughter her phone oooo since three days you have not allow to talk to my daughter". I tried to convince her to no avail so I cut the call. For almost two weeks I noticed those with wrong call were all asking Cynthia. The phone that they were all calling has been my phone number since March 2003. I discovered that the lady shares the same phone number with me except 080 which as prefix number for my phone and 070 for her own. The Lady later called me to apologise. She called on December 25, 2009, stating that she just got admission in to University then and her mother and father got her phone number wrongly. We laughed over it. 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by ArabMopol(m): 3:34pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
the worst SMS I received is from my bank... as i woke up one morning like that, I kukuma opened unread message from my back , I saw Dear your account has been credited with 10,000,000 your balance is 10m+ thank you for banking with us, nah so I tear race with my nightwear rush go to the Nearest ATM machine to verify , as I won insert my card nah so another SMS from them enter as I pause open it , it read dear valuable customer never mind nah April fool we do you... chai I nearly faint 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by alexiej(m): 3:49pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
oluwafreshkid: Looooollll... 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by BerryAnny(m): 4:29pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
talktonase: 1 Like
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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
weblord1900:O boy na true you talk |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Temysteve(m): 4:43pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
The moment i received d message (ton ton) to start work on monday , den i call d number back to the affirmed and i start to hear '' The woman say the sweeping job na 6 am to 6pm ooo'' and i was like ''but i put up for a BANKING job nah''B4 i said hello Sir, the woman cut in to say 'Iya Saidat lon soro lati........ She no finish b4 i disconnect her.. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Gkemz: 5:11pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
bjhaid: because they breathe with their anus. |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Raphwise: 5:29pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
I received this text today from +2349069134140 "Dear customer due to 0ur system upgrade and BVN link your ATM CARD has been De-activated kindly call MR JOHN on 09060970098 for Re-activation thanks." Still searching for a suitable reply for the mad man |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by harch354(m): 5:33pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
This is killing me oooooooo |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by olureignforever: 5:36pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
nkemdi89: I can relate to this lol, it got to a stage that once I picked the call and I hear ke kwanu, sister, sister, I just hang up. One was practically calling me a thief that I should return the phone back to the owner. I said, shuo, I bought this line newly and am duly registered. I just hang up once I hear, sister, sister. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by sinkhole: 5:37pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
I once bought a new line for my wife and the next thing was that some people started calling that we should return their phone I was so angry and when I asked where they are they said PortHarcourt, then I told them to come and meet me in Jos to collect their phone. The disturbance continued for like a year before it finally stopped. |
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