TWIXTED:
So, I just came home, didn't know anyone was
in the house, opened the door and saw my
brother with his mouth in a girl's asshole. I am
just on my way to go and buy my own
cutleries. What men do sometimes make you
feel like not sharing these things with people. I
will be back people.

joshuachuks93:
Chiefojuji wetin dey sup.....abeg u fit escort me go DG Kaza house?

TWIXTED:
Call up letter coming out tomorrow.... Camp date iz on thursday this week (12th). My aunt who iz a camp official called to inform me everything is set. U can start checking from 12am tomorrow. I really dont care of u biliv or not coz by this time tomorrow dat wouldnt really matter.

wolexino:


tomorrow is here already...but if dis tin no real

Jumeeeeesal:
Protest in progresssss

shizzy7:
what state is that? Today is Sunday, nobody is there and that small girl is not going for Nysc na

TWIXTED:
Call up letter coming out tomorrow.... Camp date iz on thursday this week (12th). My aunt who iz a camp official called to inform me everything is set. U can start checking from 12am tomorrow. I really dont care of u biliv or not coz by this time tomorrow dat wouldnt really matter.

buskopam:
buskopam,fed. poly.idah, public administration

chiefojiji:



nothing much bro..... butcome....



I look like a bouncer

plus wetin wewon go steal for hin house callup letters? or khaki


happy sunday!


5th year memorial of my mum! today today

chiefojiji:
I jos bought a ball twixting machine to twixt someone balls legally illegal.


plus :


I'm doing practice on balls-boxing already .


TWIXTED wash out for ur balls tomorrow! in case you wan joke with living ancestors.

chiefojiji:



nothing much bro..... butcome....



I look like a bouncer

plus wetin wewon go steal for hin house callup letters? or khaki


happy sunday!


5th year memorial of my mum! today today

TWIXTED:
Call up letter coming out tomorrow.... Camp date iz on thursday this week (12th). My aunt who iz a camp official called to inform me everything is set. U can start checking from 12am tomorrow. I really dont care of u biliv or not coz by this time tomorrow dat wouldnt really matter.

thedewunmi:
You will be back? So you came back to spread false news about NYSC Batch B stream 2. Fear God ooo brother. Fear God and stop giving people false hope.

joshuachuks93:
Hush....may mum's soul RIP. Abeg mke we go bounce d guy out......Hpe u didn't cry 2mch as u remembered mummy?

segunk1:

U wan scatter pesin blokosh abi? Kontunu.

shizzy7:
what state is that? Today is Sunday, nobody is there and that small girl is not going for Nysc na

chiefojiji:


I'm not a crier.

I don't know why I don't know how to cry, it makes me look like a bad and wicked person

chiefojiji:


I'm not a crier.

I don't know why I don't know how to cry, it makes me look like a bad and wicked person

joshuachuks93:
Chai u really got dis Mr. Twixted guy, dts hw he twist thing...mke i reserve my comment for am till 2morrow.

mrdashing10:
If you cry, you'll look ugly ni.. Rotfl

chiefojiji:



butcome!


if we reason am well, no tomorrow in nigeria na!!!


tomorrow never comes.

tomorrow is never a day....


reference: a primary school song that goes like this"parent listen to your shoedren, they are the leaders of tomorrow now, you the shoedren yaf grown into adults, where are the shoedren of yesterday as the leaders of

Seandaniel90:
NYSC 2016 BATCH ‘B ’ STREAM II UPDATE.


The NYSC Management wishes to inform prospective Corps members for the 2016 Batch 'B' (Stream II) to note that the Orientation Course has been scheduled to hold around March, 2017 in place of the Batch "A" Orientation exercise.
This measure was taken due to inadequate Budgetary allocation for the 2016 scheme.
As we regret the inconvenience this may cause you. Management request prospective Corps members to note that information on the reprinting of green card, online printing/collection of call-up letters and the commencement date for the 2017 Batch 'A' Orientation course will be conveyed, through our official website: www.nysc.gov.ng, facebook account: www.facebook.com/officialnysc and twitter handle: www.twitter.com/nysc_ng.

Thanks for your Understanding.

Management

#Runs away before he gets butchered!

Seandaniel90:
NYSC 2016 BATCH ‘B ’ STREAM II UPDATE.


The NYSC Management wishes to inform prospective Corps members for the 2016 Batch 'B' (Stream II) to note that the Orientation Course has been scheduled to hold around March, 2017 in place of the Batch "A" Orientation exercise.
This measure was taken due to inadequate Budgetary allocation for the 2016 scheme.
As we regret the inconvenience this may cause you. Management request prospective Corps members to note that information on the reprinting of green card, online printing/collection of call-up letters and the commencement date for the 2017 Batch 'A' Orientation course will be conveyed, through our official website: www.nysc.gov.ng, facebook account: www.facebook.com/officialnysc and twitter handle: www.twitter.com/nysc_ng.

Thanks for your Understanding.

Management

#Runs away before he gets butchered!

chiefojiji:



sorry, I'm already ugly. but you can't beat my ugler.... abi what am I talking sef.

12dave:


This post or info as you may call it is invalid as no such info can be found on nysc portal,,, please verify before posting shit here

TWIXTED:
Call up letter coming out tomorrow.... Camp date iz on thursday this week (12th). My aunt who iz a camp official called to inform me everything is set. U can start checking from 12am tomorrow. I really dont care of u biliv or not coz by this time tomorrow dat wouldnt really matter.

shizzy7:
ah ah so someone can fall for that post. ... You're not meant to even read it to the end before you know the poster is a mumu, he's just fooling around .