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Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by moriton(m): 8:29am On Jan 10, 2017 |
I have a confession to make that might sound shocking to you. I don’t actually like my girlfriend. That’s right, I said it, and boy does it feel good to finally get that off my chest. Don’t get me wrong, she’s an incredible girl; smart, funny, hygienic, feminine, Caucasian, devoted to Christ. I love taking her out to dinner, and to see the latest alternative Christian contemporary bands, and I always tell her how beautiful she is. I can’t remember the last time I was mad at her for more than 5 minutes, and I only laid my hands on her once. But I don’t like her at all. Not one bit. In fact, there’s nothing I like about her. Now I know what you’re probably thinking right about now: “What kind of terrible person would date someone without even liking them? Are you mentally crazy? Have you lost your marbles?! Do you have a few screws loose up there buddy?!? WHAT’S YOUR FREQUENCY?!?” Well, once you read the explanation to my thought process in just a few more paragraphs, you’ll see that there’s actually a pretty big twist here. But first, let me tell you a little bit about my girlfriend. I first met Chelsey two years ago when I was just a sophomore in high school. I was in a bad place spiritually. For as long as I could remember, I had struggled with an addiction to masturbation. It seemed I couldn’t go five minutes without having to spill my seed somewhere, and boy, did I ever… in the bio lab of my high school, in the back of the bus, in the employee restroom at Cold Stone Creamery. There wasn’t a single square foot of my town that had not been coated in my seminal emissions. I had also started experimenting with dangerous drugs like cigarettes and alcoholic energy drinks, and these were taking a toll on my personal well-being. It was around this time that my friend P.J. invited me to attend his youth group service. “No way bro,” I protested, “Church is for geeks and nerds.” But P.J. always seemed like a pretty happy guy, and I wanted to know the secret to his happiness. So I went anyway. At the youth group, I listened to a bunch of beautiful testimonies from kids just like me. Kids who were addicted to masturbation and most importantly, kids who love to play Guitar Hero! After the service, I was approached by a beautiful girl with jet black hair. She introduced herself as Chelsey and asked me why I came to the youth group. I blushed and told her about my addiction. That’s when she shared a line of scripture with me that completely changed the way I think. Job 31:11 – “The heart of lust is so wicked, for lust is a shameful sin.” “I never thought about it that way before,” I said. “That’s the cool thing about The Bible,” she said, “It’s like this old book, but it has a lot of really smart stuff in it. Now come on, that half-pipe isn’t gonna skate itself!” Two years later and we’re still together. But the truth remains, I don’t like my girlfriend. Not at all. I’m serious. I don’t like her. Let that statement really sink in for a second. I’m going to say it one more time and then we’ll do the reveal. I don’t like my girlfriend. …I LOVE her! You see what I did there? The entire time you were under the impression that I didn’t like my girlfriend, only for it to be revealed in the end that what I meant was that I love her. Get it? I don’t like her. I love her! Pretty clever, huh? Oh man, you should have seen yourself! You were all like “what in the darn-heck is this guy talking about over here?! It sounds like he likes her, but he keeps saying he doesn’t like her. What exactly am I missing here?! I mean, this just does not compute!” All joking aside, love is a beautiful thing that should be taken seriously. culled from Andrew Costa. Here is what's up nairalanders, how about you talk your girl/guy out on a date and say all the nice things about her saying you don't like her and later say it's actually love. At your own discretion though!. 2 Likes |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 8:40am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Op you say wetin 6 Likes |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by pointblank247(m): 8:45am On Jan 10, 2017 |
nobi crase be dis ? like ko love ni. listen, can one love what he dosent like ? 3 Likes |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Nobody: 8:45am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22, I see ya almost everywhere . Goodmorning. BTW, op is high 1 Like |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by 2dice01: 8:58am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22:funny dp but who still spend 5naira huh |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 8:58am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Aderola15:Morning bae I know he is,just wondering who gave him weed this beautiful Tuesday morning 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 9:00am On Jan 10, 2017 |
2dice01:So you will prefer to send the money for Investment on a girl abi |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by fhelihx(m): 9:16am On Jan 10, 2017 |
OP,your post sound as if it is a copy and paste thing.. IDGAF..smh |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Emmerich09(m): 9:18am On Jan 10, 2017 |
If you no like her, how come you take love her Ehh? Werey... |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by 2dice01: 9:19am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22:why not she could be a better investment |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 9:27am On Jan 10, 2017 |
2dice01:Okay o..... I pray it pays well |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by 2dice01: 9:37am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22:huh...you can wire me your account lets start from there..but you have to send me two things first |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 9:49am On Jan 10, 2017 |
2dice01:I don't have an account..... What are those |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Nobody: 9:58am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Many are Mad, Few are Roaming 1 Like |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Nnfe(f): 10:02am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Awwww |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by 2dice01: 10:51am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22:like seriously no account? You must have kolo(a saving box) |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 10:52am On Jan 10, 2017 |
2dice01:lol.....just Kidding I have both |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Nobody: 10:54am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Nobody: 10:55am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22: HahahahahahHahahahahah |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by 2dice01: 10:57am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22:huh i was already wondering which planet you were typing from Interesting ..why do you have the two for the same purpose huh |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 11:04am On Jan 10, 2017 |
myking95:Op smoke weed |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 11:06am On Jan 10, 2017 |
2dice01:my account for long term saving and my box for short term saving..... |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by 2dice01: 11:58am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22:you should be a millionaire by now Am coming for ya box tonight ..kindly cook sumthing yummy |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 12:06pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
2dice01:sure....like this
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Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by 2dice01: 12:14pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22:now i know you a witch Anyways you cant get me am covered by the blood nothing does me |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 12:33pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
2dice01:Hahahaha..which blood |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by 2dice01: 6:43pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22:am not talking about your bloody coven Cos i know you guys suck expired blood |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by skywalker240(m): 7:42pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Divay22:Yousay u like Cassava i get big Cassava |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Divay22(f): 7:57pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
skywalker240:Wetin be cassava |
Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by skywalker240(m): 8:04pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
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Re: Confession: I Actually Don’t Like My Girlfriend. Here’s Why! by Missmossy(f): 8:10pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Awww such a beautiful one i love reading stuffs like this. |
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