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•°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 7:58pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Personals - 2 points Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 10bars - Deadline is 8:30pm, Tuesday 10 January 2017 - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 7:59pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
checks |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
This guy... My head wan bust. See as you open thread sharp sharp. Yo... Mic check! |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 8:03pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
fluxmind: he he, no time to waste. . . 8:30 is deadline if your verse is ready post . . |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
JoeWendell: Why you ain't go first? |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 8:12pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
fluxmind:still arranging my verse but I'll post very soons |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
JoeWendell: How far you? Since yesterday, na wa o. Which level Na? |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 8:20pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
fluxmind: deadline is 8:30 don't be in a haste to die |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
JoeWendell: When you ready, drop it nigguh |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
See pessin Wey wan battle o, pulling MIA |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 8:54pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
fluxmind: posting now |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 8:55pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
its your first NL fight, and your getting blown with gats and tools my first punch is designed to bring into Lucifer's kindom , this bastardd fool I mean this is a welcome battle for this stagnant dude and this opener just brought him into hell like the doors to the house of doom for accepting my ℅ , that makes you a bold a$s dog and for loathing this beast, you will get folded son this b|tch is gonna get handicapped , once I carry my dope bad swords cos I will cut his arms off, for tryna Hold a grudge flux is another yo mamas joke nevertheless, I break and smack that f0e with hard drugs, cos I'll sprinkle dope on his skeleton just to crack his bone what you thought was cool made you worse than a fool since you love telling institutions this break am giving you, will cause you to drool and after am done beating you student, you can report to school if he claims heavyweight, I will knock the clone even his fans knows he is weak and blunt like smoke he drop s creative and heavy punches? . .this wacko is not that dope cos all his touch light , like that old Nokia phone fluxmind is 29 and jobless he's a slow fool with no ambition's and no hopes too that's why he became friends with kang so he can become something like a dope dude but the gay , became a fan and one that blows too this swift lyricism will lift ya up and these sharp punches will kill ya son it'll slice your behind and beat you nonstop just to leave your back-open like a pick up truck!! I had your intelligence blown all over the floor when I put the macks on your head before and blew your brains... it had the idiat looking like a Smurf After i injure the brat he'll be looking like Hugo, who got Bruce on his back I mean that fool and this moronn are both stupidd intact and he'll feel hurt, like hugo's last battle.. I mean we saw pain all over Zach!! am putting the kid in a cemetery for stepping up to a vet, whose infested mind is gonna have a taste of his own medicine cos the idiot will die from too much poo...cos a flux is synonymous to diarrhoea and dysentry!! 4 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 8:55pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
post flux, am done |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
JoeWendell: You dey cook abi woman dey on top you? |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Ayyo... Well look what we got... another average Joe/ I bugged Jiggy for Hommie, but I guess I'll have to settle for this average foe/ Talking all tough but we all know he got average flows/ The mouth on this bítch so big he probably swallow more dicks... than average höes/ I'm savage, cold... This is not hard liquor when I lick a shot & split his top/ I kid you not, kid will drop when these bullets hit his heart, liver & make his kidneys pop/ Everybody watch how I... get rid of this actor, like I'm Ridley Scott/ I body slam you on a offering table, then I smite thee like Abraham tryna kill the only kid he's got/ (liquor, Bullet) This thug's funny but who he think he fooling?/ Bugs Bunny is about to get a schooling/ I put this pig's pork chop in my workshop, soon as I bring the tool in/ Your blood was boiling all yesterday, today? Store him in a freezer, you gon get a cooling/ (bugs, porky pig) That Elmer Fudd shotgun blow like cold breeze/ The shots aired, they not flares when I hold heat/ This shocked hare, won't hop, scared with cold feet/ They gon pull his body out the morgue tray, damn he stiffer than cold meat/ Tonight's forecast is rain, snow/ Pharaoh's hoę heard me, when I said I was gonna fück Joe dirty if he didn't bring his raincoat/ All you'll see is red when I rain blows/ I give J-OE a KO, his back to the mat, looking up to God for help but all he see is rainbows/ I smash with haymakers that daze a fake Frazier/ I bash ya face like Cassius Clay breakers/ I blast & blaze lasers, slash with raised sabers/ They wouldn't find this star, dead until eight days later/ (Star Wars, Boxing) You walked into a death trap/ How I hit em up? I give this J the kiss of death slap/ I push his head back, punching... till his head crack/ Had to move Wendell's body to another position, now he's no longer... Left Back/ (Jadakiss, Jason, punching, Jason Puncheon, Wendell at Leverkusen) I'm ain't far too impressed/ I bring only heavy bars to this pest/ The shít I spit? Fire! My flames char through his chest/ S. Blade, Kitana, Ken, Stryker... heavy scars to his chest/... (Fück I gotta put em in subtitles or something?)... I said... I bring only heavy bars to this pest/ Switchblades, katanas, shurikens, strike a heavy scar to his chest/ You said you was gon kill me?/ You gon need more guns in your cyphers to bring an end to the hero of a Trilogy/ If you ain't blasting bombs then you ain't a real killer gee/ Tryna kill one of the best, y'all know who the real killer be/ You just another pet, your lines don't hit hard enough to... kill a bee/ (Cipher, Neo, guns, matrix trilogy, tailed beast bombs, Killerbee) Said he was gon kill Flux?/ I'm in the kitchen, with steel pots, I roast this chicken when the grill hot, That Demon in you better run with it's tail between it's legs, when nines spray to kill fücks/ I bet this nigguh homo, cos he likes dress trendy/ Channel bags, Prada shoes, Gucci fresh, Fendi/ A drag queen on that screen, wait... This nigguh looks like Wendy/ Bítch my flow so gorgeous, drop dead/ I do you like Kratos fighting Gorgons, pop head/ The gore when I sock him in the eyes till it pop red/ Hades' cauldron is the only place this hot head gon end up... in a pot, dead/ Outro: This goes out to the rest of you rappers/ I'm only here to bring the best in you rappers/ I'm just testing you rappers/ When I put the beam on the chest of new rappers/ I fire off let it ricochet & hit the rest of you rappers/ 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Drops mic |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by onward4life(m): 9:00pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
JoeWendell: Book Me. Name King of mic. I own the mic yu hold Dnt even try to be bold My bars are from told Yeah bru am all real gold Cos of my ice ma bars are so cold Fold ur load and roll Cos I com punching, Mohammed ali Funny I do dis wit yall watching me Like pay tv on Mirrors stands! **freedomWriters**
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Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 9:06pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
nice flows flux but Wack punches Your votes ninjas: Emaprince Ibime Airmark Coogar Giyazz Glacierz Jason21 Guykhena Limerick Kr0ne Ksslib Captainflash Elymaxiimus Funlord YoungDaNaval Obainojazz Dj5naira Jigsawkillah ZachHugo Geoxpress Kidpaku Gottoboy Sosiqdude Liricyst Obesemf Sinizia Dklef Heywhizzy Iceskidd Hydrog3n Whiz10 Kineticist and other credible voters. . . |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 9:08pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
fluxmind: |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 9:20pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
onward4life: |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by KidPaku: 9:39pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
my honest verdict if it counts opener - 1 point = Joe Rhymes - 2 points= flux Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points= tie, both did good Punchlines - 3 points= Joe what you thought was cool/ made you worse than a fool/ since you love telling institutions this break am giving you, will cause you to drool/ and after am done beating you student, you can report to school/ chai!! flux did good too You walked into a death trap/ How I hit em up? I give this J the kiss of death slap/ I push his head back, punching... till his head crack/ Had to move Wendell's body to another position, now he's no longer... Left Back/ (Jadakiss, Jason, punching, Jason Puncheon, Wendell at Leverkusen) Flow - 1 point= flux, this guy got it Personals - 2 points= Joe fluxmind is 29 and jobless he's a slow fool/ with no ambition's and no hopes too/ that's why he became friends with kang so he can become something like a dope dude/ but the gay , became a fan and one that blows too/ nice Wordplays - 2 points=flux , Joe was weak here Closer - 1 point=Joe, mvgt= joe |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Paayne(m): 10:14pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Opener - tie rhymes, flow wordplay - fluxmind similes & metaphor - joe punchlines - tie personals & closer - joe mvgt _ Fluxmind (nigga swiped harder).. |
Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by MrKang: 10:24pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
lol,I know who Joe is,the nigga sold his fake scheme well to throw off suspicion,he he. oh and Kidpaku your vote is null and void,your acct was created 2 days ago,you have no say in this section. Oh y'all see the coincidence, Joe and Kidpaku accts were created the same day Like the saying goes a Leopard doesn't change it's spot ,hope the below would give y'all a hint JoeWendell: Guykhena: Joewendell bit Guykhena's line and reworded it,due to that he has lost some points. here the verds go Opener - 1 point- Joe Rhymes - 2 points- Fluxmind - Flux was a beast here ,damn Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points- Flux - Joe lost this due to his bite Punchlines - 3 points- Fluxmind- Joe did well,but Flux was too advance, Flow - 1 point- Joe Personals - 2 points-Joe Wordplays - 2 points- Flux Closer - 1 point- Joe - flux next time don't do that outro crap,your focus should be on killing your opponent only. MVGT- Fluxmind |
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