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The Pregnant Girl by ABASUTIN: 11:18am On Jan 14, 2017 |
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a N1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a N2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and N3,000,000. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do'? At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'Then you try again.' 1 Like |
Re: The Pregnant Girl by Nobody: 11:20am On Jan 14, 2017 |
ABASUTIN: nice bro... very funny.. money answers all things fa |
Re: The Pregnant Girl by Cletus77(m): 11:40am On Jan 14, 2017 |
More...... That awkward moment when you are laughing with your crush and suddenly one big catarrh just comot for your nose! LORD TAKE MY SOUL!!! |
Re: The Pregnant Girl by ABASUTIN: 11:48am On Jan 14, 2017 |
Cletus77: lol....funny |
Re: The Pregnant Girl by ABASUTIN: 11:50am On Jan 14, 2017 |
MykOnyxo:o yes (I'm a female) |
Re: The Pregnant Girl by ABASUTIN: 11:50am On Jan 14, 2017 |
MykOnyxo:o yes (I'm a female not bro... thanks) |
Re: The Pregnant Girl by Nobody: 11:54am On Jan 14, 2017 |
ABASUTIN:I'm sorry about that... r u a comedienne? |
Re: The Pregnant Girl by ABASUTIN: 12:09pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
MykOnyxo:Not professionally, but to some extent |
Re: The Pregnant Girl by Nobody: 12:10pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
ABASUTIN:cool |
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