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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by goingape1: 9:02pm On Jan 14, 2017
why he no go boom were nowadays one yansh belong to multiple users undecided

he no better than to enter relationship were the stvpid woman go dey over demand money for you such because she open her yansh!

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by teamsynergy: 9:03pm On Jan 14, 2017
naija.. we r freaking closet perverts

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by pembisco(m): 9:03pm On Jan 14, 2017
click like if you've not read that long essay

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Neddstark: 9:08pm On Jan 14, 2017
If you're a single woman looking for a husband and you're using a sextoy, you better forget the former.

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by dyabman(m): 9:08pm On Jan 14, 2017
Cococandy where are you cheesy cheesy Lo and behold , your toys ! grin cheesy
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Icon79(m): 9:09pm On Jan 14, 2017
Timelezz:
Sexual tools are the bridges on which healthy girls cross over to the other side of lesbianism and sexual confusion.

How girls managed to prefer the company of a lifeless, cold and predictable object to a living, pulsating dick never ceases to amaze me.

You've said it all, bruh. To add anything else would be uncivilized.


***Applause****

O pari

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by AnanseK(m): 9:09pm On Jan 14, 2017
Thank his piece is commercial at no cost at all.
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by rusher14: 9:09pm On Jan 14, 2017
Is it made in Nigeria or is this another avenue for loss of foreign exchange?

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by fortunechy(m): 9:10pm On Jan 14, 2017
end time naija galz everywia
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Ekaka1(m): 9:10pm On Jan 14, 2017
These sort of things don't make sense in Nigeria.
Research have shown that most Nigerian women get laid because they either want money from men, Richarge cards, indomie, i-phone, Gucci bag etc.

Those who may get these evil gadgets and still not get physical with other men are married women with high libidos or those whose husbands don't last long or are on a job that make them travel a lot .

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by goingape1: 9:10pm On Jan 14, 2017
Brightwood:
Why won't it boom, Nigerian women are fvcking Hypocrites hiding under the guise of Morality, Bunch of useless shìts_ the lot of them.

And some men too dull themselves, 3 minute men with potbellies, go on runs they refuse.
I have never seen a creature more stvpid than naija women!

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Icon79(m): 9:12pm On Jan 14, 2017
Neddstark:
If you're a single woman looking for a husband and you're using a sextoy, you better forget the former.

Yup. Well said! Once you get used (addicted) to intimacy gadgets, a dick would never do it for you any more.

I wish that folks could realize the damage masturbation does to their sex lives. Nobody would masturbate to save his/her life if people can understand the hidden destruction beneath that habit.

O pari

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by ireneony(f): 9:13pm On Jan 14, 2017
Masonic:
Naija girls are hornyy as fuuuck!grin
because you guys are not doing the job very well

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by bidierichie: 9:13pm On Jan 14, 2017
sincerely speaking this epistle is too long for me to read. Im out
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by goingape1: 9:14pm On Jan 14, 2017
Timelezz:


Blame it on hypocrisy. Nigerian girls love the art of fücking but are not open to it in discussion.

They are dying for doggy style but will wait for you to flip them over when they can just role over and get that ass in the air. grin

She waits for you to beg her to that that thick throbbing veiny meat in her mouth when she's been dying all along to lick it.

She pretends to be religious and studious and hates sex but hides away to finger herself when you're not watching.

And most times, I find it distasteful when they want to guide my dick with thier hands to their wet pot instead of allowing me to locate the opening.

Anyways, let the pretentious ones go the dildø way and leave the genuine ones to us.
this person just escape from psychiatric hospital!

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by agrovick(m): 9:16pm On Jan 14, 2017
Nigerians are pervs, just look at the number of persons viewing this thread

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by doskie(m): 9:16pm On Jan 14, 2017
madridguy:
When you approach them they keep forming like she goat only for them to be using gadget. From candle to bottle, bottle to cucumber and now gadget tongue
remaining electric pole.

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by dingbang(m): 9:17pm On Jan 14, 2017
Ok what is the use of getting married again na.... Nonsense ..

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by pocohantas(f): 9:17pm On Jan 14, 2017
Brightwood:
Why won't it boom, Nigerian women are fvcking Hypocrites hiding under the guise of Morality, Bunch of useless shìts_ the lot of them.

And some men too dull themselves, 3 minute men with potbellies, go on runs they refuse.
Nigerians are hypocrites, both male and female. This is where it has landed us, the Nigerian society isn't ready for a sexually expressive woman.

How many of you guys can have sex with a girl who knows all the styles without wondering where she got the experience from?
Without attributing it to her having so many past sexual partners?
Without wondering how many guys she has positioned to receive the doggy style from?
Without wondering how many other dicks she has licked like lolipop?

That's why some ladies would prefer to lay like woods, to show they are inexperienced.
Stop complaining, you all got us to this point. Non-judgemental men are getting the best from their partners. Drop your sanctimonious cloaks and embrace life.

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by doskie(m): 9:17pm On Jan 14, 2017
agrovick:
Nigerians are pervs, just look at the number of persons viewing this thread
even as long as the topic iz oo.. They're not even complaining.
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jan 14, 2017
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by poyet(m): 9:24pm On Jan 14, 2017
So na sex do-it-yourself-toy story dey plentiful like this? I can't read this unending write up.
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by obowunmi(m): 9:25pm On Jan 14, 2017
So many people are into this intimacy gadget thing.
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by agrovick(m): 9:28pm On Jan 14, 2017
doskie:
even as long as the topic iz oo.. They're not even complaining.

Gaskiya! See as everybody busy dey read
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Timelezz: 9:28pm On Jan 14, 2017
goingape1:
this person just escape from psychiatric hospital!

Your meme depicts shock at my earthiness!

I pity your girlfriend!
You're the type who falls for girls who pretend they don't like sex.

Anyways, I will be seeing you in sexual adjustment therapy session soon. And bring her along too, so I can use her as laboratory experiment
!

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Odunharry(m): 9:29pm On Jan 14, 2017
lipsrsealed

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by 0955eb027(m): 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2017
alexistaiwo:
Yeeepaaa!!!
Ori Iya mi eleko oooo!!!!!
Na to start my own customized cucumberized gadgets sure pass now
.
On a lighter note.







Giroud scoring scorpion kicks, Andy Carroll scoring bicycle kicks. What's next, Marouane Fellaini scoring with a rabona?!
That should tell you the end is near.
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Nobody: 9:34pm On Jan 14, 2017
The fact that some husbands buy dildos for their wives is quite humbling. It's an acknowledgment that there is a limit to their (husbands) sexual strengths.

However, I can't spend N150k or N200k on an intimacy gadget. That's one expensive blow-up doll I can do without cheesy

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Nobody: 9:34pm On Jan 14, 2017
Timelezz:


Blame it on hypocrisy. Nigerian girls love the art of fücking but are not open to it in discussion.

They are dying for doggy style but will wait for you to flip them over when they can just role over and get that ass in the air. grin

She waits for you to beg her to take that thick, throbbing, veiny meat in her mouth when she's been dying all along to lick it.

She pretends to be religious and studious and hates sex but hides away to finger herself when you're not watching.

And most times, I find it distasteful when they want to guide my dick with thier hands to their wet pot instead of allowing me to locate the opening.

Anyways, let the pretentious ones go the dildø way and leave the genuine ones to us.
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jan 14, 2017
Icon79:


Yup. Well said! Once you get used (addicted) to intimacy gadgets, a dick would never do it for you any more.

I wish that folks could realize the damage masturbation does to their sex lives. Nobody would masturbate to save his/her life if people can understand the hidden destruction beneath that habit.

O pari
Except the guy has a Mandingo tool...
Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by TerrorSquad147: 9:37pm On Jan 14, 2017
So you expect me to read all these because of fcuuk?? Nawa oo

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Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by coolviv: 9:41pm On Jan 14, 2017
goingape1:
I have never seen a creature more stvpid than naija women!


You said your mother is from where?Naija? grin

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