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Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 10:55pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
sunshine46:*sneaks into seat, all sweaty* Sorry I wasn't here when the order was served.... Hope you enjoyed it? |
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 11:13pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
samyfreshsmooth:but why would my name just pop up like that nah,I ain't no psycho...well,at least not as much as Lucy is 1 Like |
Re: Who Am I? by Azeequeen(f): 11:14pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
iamharkinwaley:Lol...It's unfair o |
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 11:22pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
sirOrubebe:#stands akimbo...All sweaty? Where have u been,just tell me where u're coming from?been out wt one side chick now,huh?...u won't talk abi...and to think I've been here anticipating ur arrival all evening,I didn't even take d order,all bcuz I wanted us to eat 2geda...even Hadampson must have lost count on d number of times I peeped through that window for any sign of u....and here u are all sweaty?...*breaks down* |
Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 12:21am On Jan 17, 2017 |
sunshine46: Sweedie, calm down! Your mind is running at 75km/mins... Did someone insert a Ferrari engine into your system today? At least hear me out first. The sweat is a combination of the hectic work and the great speed with which I dashed into this building to catch up with you... How can you even think I'd cheat on you? 3 Likes |
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 6:34am On Jan 17, 2017 |
sunshine46: LOL....whether u're as great a psycho as lucy abi kate or nat d fact still remains; I LOVE PSYCHO and like i said b4 "i have fallen inluff" leave dat ur guy (wats his name again) and be mine...i promise 2 GIVE u d world |
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 7:15am On Jan 17, 2017 |
sunshine46:Sunshine46 you are 2 jealous.. Give him a chance 2 xplain what happened, u knows mayb he waz attacked |
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 7:20am On Jan 17, 2017 |
samyfreshsmooth:Guy no try sirorubebe o... he fit do u anytin.. |
Re: Who Am I? by oludare007: 7:59am On Jan 17, 2017 |
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Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:47am On Jan 17, 2017 |
sirOrubebe:Ehn ehn,okay,mo ti calm down...I know u'd never cheat on me,dunno wat came over me but I didn't just act irrational,u aroused my suspicion...first,u were late,u dashed in all sweaty and then I perceived ds strange perfume |
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:52am On Jan 17, 2017 |
samyfreshsmooth:how can u give me d world when to my boo,I mean the world and for d record,his name is sirOrubebe 1 Like |
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:57am On Jan 17, 2017 |
Hadampson:Thank you Jare,it's kuku not my fault |
Re: Who Am I? by SPDAZZY(f): 10:11am On Jan 17, 2017 |
Thanks Hadampson dear, you've made our thread lively. |
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 11:39am On Jan 17, 2017 |
oludare007:waiting in anticipation 4 dah bomb(update) |
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 11:41am On Jan 17, 2017 |
SPDAZZY:u're always welcome milady |
Re: Who Am I? by xolocious(m): 12:31pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
Thanks!!! |
Re: Who Am I? by Oly23(f): 3:23pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
OMG this story is da bomb!!! I just like to way Rosa transformed to a baddo! Oludare007 I duff my imaginary hat for you!! Ride on following bumper to bumper |
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 7:09pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
Hadampson: I Dont care who d f sirorubebe is...i luff sunshine and dats final....i love her so much that i can even feign my death for her like federick or is it jacob |
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 7:13pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
sunshine46: SHISOS!!! see punchline who knws d fasted way to go unconcious/faint am going to faint ( ) myself if u dont ruff me back....am dead serious |
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 7:22pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
samyfreshsmooth:lmao |
Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 7:23pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
sunshine46:No problem sweehrt. I understand. It's even good that you reacted that way, at least it will keep me on my feet. Sir Hadampson, if it is not too much a ask, abeg serve us something really appetizing and filling... btw, you should consider opening a NL bar/lounge much like a certain distinguished gentleman used to do on here about 3 years back. It used to be fun. |
Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 7:28pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
samyfreshsmooth:Lol. My good man, you better start feigning that death right this minute... because if it is my Sunshine you want to carry, na serious odiodi for you! |
Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 7:32pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
sunshine46:You know your intelligence is a huge turn on? Kai! abeg shoup all these warm kisses there You couldn't have NAILED that in a better way. If it is you that guy wants to carry, he must think this is a Nollywood movie 1 Like |
Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 7:34pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
Thanks for the mention Mr. Oludare007 (are you related to James Bond of the 007 fame? ) I will like to write like you when I grow old. weh done sir! |
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 7:46pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
sirOrubebe: see u mister...u dont knw who i be and what i can do 4 love o...... 4 ur info i climbed an orange tree jxt 2 prove my undeniable love to my 18th ex... dont worry sha as my love sunshine96 denied me i would feign my death 2 prove my love 4 her after which i would come and feign ur own death as revenge |
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:39pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
sirOrubebe:ah swear,it beats me oh...they are firing catapults of separation left,right and centre. They don't understand this love is inseparable |
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 8:54pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
sirOrubebe:everything has finish o except 4 ALOMO nd gegemu.. Shey u go manage am.. ok na make i epp u mix am 2geda Enjoy!!! |
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:56pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
samyfreshsmooth:Wake up to reality already jorh |
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 9:05pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
samyfreshsmooth:OMG! u're so funny,orange tree kwa for ur 18th ex?...u for climb vegetable plant nah and it's sunshine46...u can't even type my name correctly and u love me?tsk tsk, I doubt that... |
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 9:46pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
sunshine46: LOL...Bae i dont like calling d same name my rival calls u and dats y i came up with mine "sunshine96" bt if u prefer i call u sunshine46 den i'll oblige u..... |
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 9:56pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
sunshine46: but mehn i can swear on my 18th ex favourite lingerie dat u'd be an extremely loyal bae 2 ur hubby or soon to b hubby u can ward-off guys for africa with ur carefully chosen words and punchlines it might appear as cowardice bt i gve up jare.....u can 4llow ur sirorubebe....maybe if i wasnt a hopeless romantic i wuld have been able 2 sway u with my words....(i think i have 2 visit d romance section mre often and beg creeza 4 tutorials on ROM212).... Sincerely speaking though u're a very pretty lady bt lemme stop here b4 dem put me 4 nl-prison cos of thread-derailing... u're a student or something? and can i please pm u 1 Like |
Re: Who Am I? by oludare007: 10:00pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
sirOrubebe:I am really flattered. As you can see, a lot of Grammatical errors for lack of sound knowledge of the English language. In a shell, I am still upcoming. Though, I have a good mentor in James hardly chase and john Grisham. You are highly appreciated. |
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