All the things the Nigerian men said they'll do will amaze you. lol..


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/01/nigerians-list-hilarious-things-theyll.html

lalasticlala

Thank God am a man. But wish I can just become a lecturer chaiii girls don suffer

I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minute
Walk around in boxers too

Twerk all day, pull girl's weaves

makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minute
Walk around in boxers too

misspicy:
Why are they all talking about sex and sexually related things?

If I come back to this world as a man,I will Make sure I treat women right and advice those around me to do same.

What else is there to talk about?

SalomonKane:

misspicy:
Why are they all talking about sex and sexually related things?

If I come back to this world as a man,I will Make sure I treat women right and advice those around me to do same.

And do you treat men right now that you are a woman?

makydee:

I like the way your imagination work.

SalomonKane:
I like the way your imagination work.

Thank you

I'd be polite to any guy that says hello to me, and not become unnecessarily rude even before getting to hear what he has got to say or know his intentions


Reminds me of a girl I met some months ago and tried wooing her to my salon. Started ofcourse by complimenting her and asked for her digits, and that was my crime

She started acting all ''celebrity'' shiit. As a dude who ordinarily couldn't tolerate such crap even back then as a student, I had to bounce, deleted her digits and stopped calling. Realizing that I haven't called for a while, she visited the same salon I have invited her to severally and wow, she was so surprised to see it wasn't just a regular salon and stuff like that. She asked the staff for me because she felt our prices were off her expectations, I came to see her. Expecting I'd be all excited at seeing her, but boy I was more formal than I can remember while talking with her.

To make matter worse, bae who had visited me at work that same day, came calling for my attention I still remember vividly that look on her face when she saw bae

Africans with their primitive thinking.

See the evil side of people manifesting... olosho guys and vasline girls ... God knew our souls before creating us, thats why HE is A PERFECT GOD.

Kill Myself so I can be reborn as a male again

I will reply every PM sent by guys on Nairaland

I will get 1st class in school


1st class by puna

ytj

I'd get me an 8 inch cucumber to help myself at night time and play hard to get at day time.

misspicy:
Why are they all talking about sex and sexually related things?

If I come back to this world as a man,I will Make sure I treat women right and advice those around me to do same.

Lies.



How many Men have you treated right

become a female senator By ALL means possible. seriously. Power, pussi and cash.

I would probably be a female activist.

Actually I've got...

caitlyn jenner wannabes

LOL THIS GUYS ARE CRAZY IMAGINING THIS LOOKS DISGUSTIN TO ME... I THNK GOD IM A MAN OH.. COZ I FOR DEY REGRET...
NOTHING BEATS THRUSTING A GAL WIT UR ROCKY BONER ..

AND STARING AT HER and HEARING THOSE PAINFUL MOANING.. MAKES IT MORE ENJOYABLE .
Gives u dat feeling of "YES IM D MAN"
N makes u even get harder bonner

VERY WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE

Hehehe

LMAO!!!
Abeg I love my gender!
Coming back as a dude! Life too sweet as a guy abeg!!!!