Please make it up to two updates a day,I know it may be difficult but try....Thanks in anticipation and more ink to your pen and more blood flow to the fingers to keep them alive

DTOBS:

Really, are they violent too? Nawa oooo


Lolzzz... All the best to you bro! !!

Dapo97:
see diz dickhead oo!Who dey gve u hope!D bitch..M sowie d queen u wn die untop sef knw luk ur face!Yewandequeen stil luv yungtemy--!Gbam!End of stowiex..!Xo buroda waa!If u knw cawi cum.U knw go cawi go

Ure so wrong, am done with yungtemmy. All am interested in now his this story.

DTOBS:

Boat cruise it is...
Ticket booked in Miami...
My private Yatch ready to tour the whole sea...
But wait, how will you do all those damn ass nigga you don give hope to?

Wow
Thats beautiful

Roast them @the bolded

Temy don find babe go church....its good that you mentioned school wasn't about reading only sha...twale

Yewandequeen:

Wow
Thats beautiful

Roast them @the bolded

In summary, what you are saying is that... I am the king and you are the queen while moscow0147, dapo97, yungtemmy and ladiesBoo will be the palace guide?

Meanwhile, the cruise starts at 19:00hr

DTOBS:

In summary, what you are saying is that... I am the king and you are the queen while moscow0147, dapo97, yungtemmy and ladiesBoo will be the palace guide?

Meanwhile, the cruise starts at 19:00hr

Yes baby@ the bolded.
Guards ke. Lailaial do u want to to plan coup against me? I think gardner or town crier will be better or what dp u think?

Yewandequeen:

Yes baby@ the bolded.
Guards ke. Lailaial do u want to to plan coup against me? I think gardner or town crier will be better or what dp u think?

Got you baby!!!

Palace Gardener is the best for them...

Will you be rocking that gown to the boat cruise? It's lovely...

DTOBS:

Got you baby!!!

Palace Gardener is the best for them...

Will you be rocking that gown to the boat cruise? It's lovely...

No dear,it will look too formal.
I Will prefer to wear bum short and a free chivon top or what do u think?

Yewandequeen:


No dear,it will look too formal.
I Will prefer to wear bum short and a free chivon top or what do u think?

Oluwa iye oooo...am very sure we will have the weirdest fun ever...babe, bum short will be perfect on you!!!

Em, where is this boy dapo97, my friend go and set up the basketball court on the yatch for me joor. See his nose!

DTOBS:

Oluwa iye oooo...am very sure we will have the weirdest fun ever...babe, bum short will be perfect on you!!!

Em, where is this boy dapo97, my friend go and set up the basketball court on the yatch for me joor. See his nose!

Heyyyy boi..

You will need popcorn + cold Guinness for the occassion

O ya take this....and chill

DTOBS:

Oluwa iye oooo...am very sure we will have the weirdest fun ever...babe, bum short will be perfect on you!!!

Em, where is this boy dapo97, my friend go and set up the basketball court on the yatch for me joor. See his nose!

hmmmmmmmm
So sweet but i dont know how to play basket ball na.

somebody is breaking my heart.... sorry, our heart

ladiesBOO:
somebody is breaking my heart.... sorry, our heart

DTOBS:

In summary, what you are saying is that... I am the king and you are the queen while moscow0147, dapo97, yungtemmy and ladiesBoo will be the palace guide?

Meanwhile, the cruise starts at 19:00hr

lawd of mercies!..a whole me palace guard?..issokai..nt ur fault na love na..fucky love

DTOBS:

Oluwa iye oooo...am very sure we will have the weirdest fun ever...babe, bum short will be perfect on you!!!

Em, where is this boy dapo97, my friend go and set up the basketball court on the yatch for me joor. See his nose!

see how I dey look atew u..I swear iffah see u face 2 face now nw ehn!yewandequeen know qo know u again

Yewandequeen:

Yes baby@ the bolded.
Guards ke. Lailaial do u want to to plan coup against me? I think gardner or town crier will be better or what dp u think?

see diz lady I wnna die untop!inshort m awt!..wish u bad luck coz I go dey er I mean 'we' go dey er dey xpect ur downfall oo...buh babe u will regret diz playa u are following go!quote me

issokay o yungtemmy

Dapo97:
see diz lady I wnna die untop!inshort m awt!..wish u bad luck coz I go dey er I mean 'we' go dey er dey xpect ur downfall oo...buh babe u will regret diz playa u are following go!quote me

I don't expect goodluck wish from u. Have always known you dont wish us well,the main reason i chose the 'town carrier position for u'

ladiesBOO:
somebody is breaking my heart.... sorry, our heart

broda mii!ix lyk I don tell u b4 abt it..diz gal don't love u frm day 1..u see nw!..

Dapo97:
see how I dey look atew u..I swear iffah see u face 2 face now nw ehn!yewandequeen know qo know u again

Dtobs be not afraid cos am right with u, its just an empty threat.

Yungtemy please come and update oooooo at least to ease the tensión in the air.

Yewandequeen:


I don't expect goodluck wish from u. Have always known you dont wish us well,the main reason i chose the 'town carrier position for u'

lawd yewandequeen..its dapo u are talking to did u know DAT?

Yewandequeen:


Dtobs be not afraid cos am right with u, its just an empty threat.

alryt!we gonna see d outcome

yungtemy ur pple don obtain mha fone oooooooo....

Dapo97:
lawd yewandequeen..its dapo u are talking to did u know DAT?

Dtobs!

collinometricx:
yungtemy ur pple don obtain mha fone oooooooo....

So sorry abt that.

Would have asked my baby boo dtobs to help you get another on his trip back from houston but its already late as his flight has taken off.

Maybe another day.#peace

hahahahahahahaha

Yewandequeen:


So sorry abt that.

Would have asked my baby boo dtobs to help you get another on his trip back from houston but its already late as his flight has taken off.

Maybe another day.#peace

tnksssssssss forvur concern sha

Yung Temy....i can see you oh Update sharpaly.....

Man hope you asked for permission from your pals before posting their own side of the story or experience i.e your pals making money by defrauding people because this I understand is a true life story and not a fictional story.

If you understand what I mean

Our Celeb Temi, but this AAU na tight

No space for me to learn today upon all the school fees.(Elect/Elect Engineering)

Continuation
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That very Sunday night, I laid on my bed after eating a bowl of eba and egusi soup, And then began to fantasize about my soon to be girlfriend, Joan. I couldn't wait for her to openly tell me tomorrow publicly, ''Aww, Temy I love you so much. Without you I can't breathe, you make my heart go jigijigi''. I tot smiling, opening my set of white teeth, while I held my pillow closer to me, jealously. I didn't even know when I slept off. I began to dream about myself and Joan playing together, holding each others hands and looking into eachothers eyes in a romantic way. The dream was just amazing. It was as if we were in heaven or something similar to it. She'd start to run, while I chase her from behind trying to catch her. I laid on the grass while she tried to kiss me.
Joan: Temy stop now, I want to kiss you. Stop it jare.
Me: babe I don't want you to kiss me. We will kiss later in the night.
Joan: okay, just a peck.
Me: nope. Nope. Nope. (smiling)
Joan: please.
Me: okay just ones.
Joan: okay babe

she tries to kiss me passionately. I watched as her sexy pink lips folded in the shape of ''love''. She leaned towards me, I could feel her bre@st, leaning comfortably on my chest.
As she was about to kiss me passionately. I heard multiple taps on my legs. I tried resisting but the force between reality and dream world was getting stronger and the tapping was just too much. I had to come back to life. There was no other person than my brother in the room.
Me: oooh! Wetin na. Person no fit sleep again.
TY: Rat just climb you now now

As I heard the word ''Rat'', I immediately jumped up, flinging my cover wrapper away. I began my hunt for rat, I couldn't just imagine sleeping in the same room with a rat. Thankfully it was already 6:30am, there was no need to go back to sleep.
I searched and searched for the Rat but I couldn't find it. It was lucky cause if I had found it, I'd have skinned it alive.

I indeed had plans for Joan, I really wanted to see her, like desperately, but truth by told I had no funds, I was dead broke. I had just a thousand and five hundred naira (1500) left with me. That Month wasnt my lucky month.
Time check, 1pm. I haD to call Joan before it gets too late. I dialed her number and called her.

Me: babe what's up?
Joan: hello who is this?
Me: it's Temy, you didn't save my number abi?
Joan: ooh! Sorry. I'm so sorry. How are you.
Me: I'm good. Are you less busy?
Joan: yes, I am. Why did you ask?
Me: I wanted see if you can come over to my place later today.
Joan: mm. No. I can't come to ur place. I don't go to boys house.
Me: like seriously? So..... Why?
Joan: because I don't like it. Lets meet at somewhere open, like a fast food restaurant or something.
Me: Ahh!
''see this one o, you be Obama pinkin.. And money no even dey sef Chooo!!!' i tot deeply.
Joan: sorry, you said?
Me: there's a restaurant very close my house, how bout that?
Joan: noo, I don't like it.
''na wa o, This no be my dream babe o'' I tot.
Me: okay. Em. I will describe where you'd meet me, so we can go over to a fast food restaurant.
Joan: okay that good. See you at the other side.