Jazmiynne:


My sister your thoughts are in order.... No need to cough.

Ferdy is obviously d father of d pikin Amy is expecting

Ferdyboss:


Eh...Please I'm not the father. I haven't even met her before sef

Ferdyboss:


Eh...Please I'm not the father. I haven't even met her before sef

LWKMD! My guy sharperly deny ....make Jazmiynne no go spoil him runs with potential babes for here.

LastMumu:


LWKMD! My guy sharperly deny ....make Jazmiynne no go spoil him runs with potential babes for here.

Jazmiynne:


OMG I have missed you! (I hope amicable09 won't have my head for this)
Please stay and go no more

Forget that babe, Amicable has long lost her place in my heart. How can she say I must buy her iPhone7 before she would come visiting....like wtf? My heart is currently void and needs the presence of a more beautiful and deserving woman.
Words have it you look sweet and you don't have this crazy crave for iPhones. You think you and I can ............ you know

LastMumu:


Forget that babe, Amicable has long lost her place in my heart. How can she say I must buy her iPhone7 before she would come visiting....like wtf? My heart is currently void and needs the presence of a more beautiful and deserving woman.
Words have it you look sweet and you don't have this crazy crave for iPhones. You think you and I can ............ you know

Jazmiynne:


Lolz broda mi LM.... Amy would report me to the family if I try anything funny. Ayam sorry I don't understand what you want me to do... Visit you? Is there a company in your house? Is your heart the corporate head office Epp me ayam lost
But truly though, I don't like iPhones at all.. Yes you and I can .... you know find me a job together

To catch babe for JV section kon be like say e hard pass to enter heaven sef. All of una go just dey brotherzone person. Which kind life kon be this na.....Chai
Oh lord of Mavrodi, what is my offence.

LastMumu:


To catch babe for JV section kon be like say e hard pass to enter heaven sef. All of una go just dey brotherzone person. Which kind life kon be this na.....Chai
Oh lord of Mavrodi, what is my offence.

Jazmiynne:


Splendid morning Bp. I'm very fine. Thanks for the holler.

How's your day going to be like? Party with the girls? Party with the boys?

brokenplate:


I like the Nick (Bp) so romantic.
My day has been splendid so far. I have been in a career conference.
How about you.

keplerphobia:
Hellooooo

Jazmiynne:


Huh? #slapsSelfFromDaze Wherris the romance in BP? As in high BP? OMG that's quite a very low threshold for romance

My day has been fine too.
Share with us the tips they taught u there na on how to dazzle recruiters?

brokenplate:


Lol..I like looking at things from a positive angle. So BP could mean (best pal, beloved paddy, ....)

Yeah I got connected with great personalities , also got motivated on the new career path I set my eyes on.

What I took from the conference is Recruiters look for 3 basic things in candidates: Attitude, Core Competency and Motivation.

While on a personal note, its never late to start improving my core skills. Dedication and discipline will keep me focused and resilience will keep me going.

In summary, invest in yourself and get it done.

LastMumu:


LWKMD! My guy sharperly deny ....make Jazmiynne no go spoil him runs with potential babes for here.

Ferdyboss:
Brokenplate you are already thinking about romance with Jazmyinne. That is how "mad over you" starts.

Jazmiynne:


Wow! So much you learnt!

Thanks for sharing. Attitude, Core Competency and Motivation. Lesson learnt. I'd need to brushen up on core competencies myself. I think I'm good to go on the other pointers (of cos it's WIP)

What's this new career path you have chosen? IT? HR?

Jazmiynne:


OMG I have missed you! (I hope amicable09 won't have my head for this)
Please stay and go no more

amicable09:

Lol.

I'm a new woman now
You can have him and every other old man here. I specialize in recruiting youngsters

You saw my new 'catches' right?
Yo!

Jazmiynne:


New catches

Ever heard the saying "old wine tastes better..."?

In fact kindly clearly identify these new catches let's be sure it's not a chasing after the wind

amicable09:

Carry your 'BP' waka o

Jazmiynne:


LWKMD

Your head truly don de touch since dt pikin enter ya belle. You are on ya own. I completely dissociate myself from the high BP u are about to give yaself

amicable09:

Hahahaha

Paul, I know.
Silas, I know.
But who dey answer pikin

Nwanyi a', I dey my Lane dey watch you when you call BP . But seriously babe, why did you do that? Lol

I can think up 101 sweet pet names from that moniker but you chose BP, I don't understand you o . Please, rename that guy and introduce me to him

brokenplate:


IT
Software development and Cloud computing.

Jazmiynne:


Cool
Registered into any learning classes? As in, have you begun the journey already?

davide470:
I am sure quite a number of you JobLanders will agree with me that it’s about time we had a chat room in this section. The most important reason being the constant derailing of serious threads which may span into pages.

Hence forth, IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE: All trivial gists, gossips, discussions, chat-ups, e-toasting etcetera should be done on this thread. Any defaulter to the normal Nairaland rules shall be... well, fill in the Gap. Also, if you have any questions for the Mods, if you want to abuse me / us, please feel free to do it here.

Post whatever you ever wanted or needed to say to your favourite JobLander (whatever that means) outside actual serious Job threads.

You can even hook-up, plan a meeting or a coup, just about anything.

Anyways, enjoy!

amicable09:

Hahahaha

Paul, I know.
Silas, I know.
But who dey answer pikin

Nwanyi a', I dey my Lane dey watch you when you call BP . But seriously babe, why did you do that? Lol

I can think up 101 sweet pet names from that moniker but you chose BP, I don't understand you o . Please, rename that guy and introduce me to him

brokenplate:


Yeah dear.

Starting with Java..

Just that I will need a job ASAP to put food on the table temporary

Jazmiynne:


Like how many mouths would the job be feeding?

Dint forget to follow eremy and debbie o. Infact if you are crazy like myself u can follow the entire job/vacancies section so that every pin that drops in the section would show up on your followed boards.

Plenty success

brokenplate:

You've taken the pain to hear my story.

brokenplate: What's your pain?