morning to u all,frds Nd future lovers......what up for dis morning??!!!!?!!

oshofree400:
morning to u all,frds Nd future lovers......what up for dis morning??!!!!?!!

No work?

good morning house...Please anybody with info as per jobs for chartered accountant should please. email me. I have like 3years experience in tax, payables and receivables mgt...thanks

Job Title: Fish Pond Manager.
Qualifications and training required
- B.sc/HND in Agriculture science, Agronomy and other relevant discipline
- Must have worked in a Fishery Yard/ pond
- 2 years +
- Male/Female

Job Responsibilities:

- Undertaking investigative surveys of water quality and the health, spawning and movement of fish
- Policing waterways to check for unlawful fishing
- Liaising with the planning departments of local authorities about the location of new buildings etc
- Checking anglers’ licences
- Writing reports
- Preparing evidence and statements for prosecution cases
- Catching, measuring, examining and releasing fish and assessing their health
- Making improvements to habitats through work on streams and river banks
- Providing advice about the location of fish stock
- Handling general enquiries from the public
- Granting licences to move fish
- Working with other organisations to plan environmental projects
- Offering information and advice to sports fisheries about legal/importation restrictions
- Keeping up to date with changes in legislation/EU directives
- Responsible for fish hatchery

Applicant must possess

- excellent analytical
- organisational,
- interpersonal skills
- communication skills
- Self-motivated
- Genuine enthusiasm.
- Confident working independently and in teams.
- Work smart
- Have good knowledge of Microsoft Office packages i.e word, excel, Access and power point
- Good knowledge of fish hatchery

Interested and qualified applicant should forward his/her updated CV to cv@ascentech.com.ng on or before 26th Jan, 2017.

Jazmiynne:


Mehn! I officially missed you!

You need to see how amicable09 has been antagonising me

Please tell me you are here to leave no more....

I missed you too...officially and every other "-cially" As for amicable09 ehn, she already has plenty of explaining to do, and this has joined the list of explainings

AlexCk:

Hahahahaha,
Humour me more

Lol. This your signature ehn...anyway, nice meeting you

amicable09:

Who am I seeing??
Can somebody please wake me up!?

My own proudly olodo is in the house!!!!
I've missed you so much dear.
Welcome back!

Please listen to no lies flying around. Every night and day, I look for you in all the sections and on all threads *sobs*. I am going to follow you when you're travelling again to Mars. Do not ask any questions, I will just follow you like your purse

Welcome again my peacock of life!

Ehrrm...you see, I wasn't going to listen to any lies o. But these ones aren't flying around like the annoying buzzing flies...no no. These ones are flying around with enchanting serenade like dem fairies Pardon me ehn, I just must listen

Lol. Missed you too.

amicable09:

Two guys actually
Impersonating...

Impersonating?? And not just one but two?? Trump must hear this

Jazmiynne:

Lolz you better be found... As you go on that your vacation to nowhere, kindly bring back some job offers to go round.

How did you figure "Mars" is also called "Nowehere"? It's either you're a Martian or you're a super duper intelligent Earthling

ProudOlodo:

Lol. This your signature ehn...anyway, nice meeting you

Heheehehehe,
Likewise bro, God's blessings.


Amicable09, u no dey halla person ni, shooo, nawa o, lol

Jazmiynne:

Why do men cheat
At what point does that promise of undying affection phase off
At what point should a woman's forgiveness limit accommodate cheating
Is there something a woman can actually do to ensure a man doesn't cheat Cos it seems that regardless of whatever (hot, sexy, hardworking, homely God-fearing loving woman etc), the men still go ahead to cheat
Is it a necessary evil
Is it that men truly can't help themselves

Now, here are my late answers to the questions from your diary....

Why do men cheat The devil
At what point does that promise of undying affection phase off When the devil develops interest in the relationship
At what point should a woman's forgiveness limit accommodate cheating As long as she recognizes the devil is the real culprit
Is there something a woman can actually do to ensure a man doesn't cheat Cos it seems that regardless of whatever (hot, sexy, hardworking, homely God-fearing loving woman etc), the men still go ahead to cheat Kill the devil
Is it a necessary evil As long as the devil lives
Is it that men truly can't help themselves The devil won't let them help themselves

Trust me, the menfolk has been innocent of these allegations since 000BC Now that sounds like Pretty Boy Phleezy in the Boondocks series ...just kidding.

Here's what I really have to say to these...
1stly, there have been, are, and will always be men who don't cheat.
2ndly, it costs a lot of strong will to not cheat...I mean, it's not easy managing the hormone rush all the time.
3rdly, we're mostly guided by "how we feel" about things in the modern era. In other words, we mostly live by whatever "feels right" or "feels wrong" than what "is right" or what "is wrong".
4thly, we generally believe the initial good feeling of infatuation is all there is to loving anyone. I rather belong to the school of thought that to love someone also requires an additional input of making the conscious decision to love that person. The initial feeling will surely fade away when the hormones responsible for those effects are no longer there to sustain the "feeling". So, I believe loving anyone is more of a decision than feeling.

When you put these together, you'll see that to not cheat is a lot of hardwork. And I don't think it applies to the menfolk alone, but also to the womenfolk too. So, let me reply your questions now...

Why do men cheat Because it's easier than not cheating
At what point does that promise of undying affection phase off When he's not decided he wants to love the woman
At what point should a woman's forgiveness limit accommodate cheating As much as her patience can accommodate his flaws...otherwise, forgive (for her own good) and END IT
Is there something a woman can actually do to ensure a man doesn't cheat Cos it seems that regardless of whatever (hot, sexy, hardworking, homely God-fearing loving woman etc), the men still go ahead to cheat Just be yourself. He'll cheat if he'll cheat. He won't cheat if he won't cheat
Is it a necessary evil I don't know whether there's a necessary or unnecessary evil. I just know there should be no evil
Is it that men truly can't help themselves Our hormones are strong, but the mind is more powerful

Here's my 2 Cents Jaz

ProudOlodo:


As for amicable09 ehn, she already has plenty of explaining to do, and this has joined the list of explainings

Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee I knew you'd have my back

ProudOlodo:


you're a super duper intelligent Earthling

Ayam honoured sir

ProudOlodo:


Now, here are my late answers to the questions from your diary....

Why do men cheat The devil
At what point does that promise of undying affection phase off When the devil develops interest in the relationship
At what point should a woman's forgiveness limit accommodate cheating As long as she recognizes the devil is the real culprit
Is there something a woman can actually do to ensure a man doesn't cheat Cos it seems that regardless of whatever (hot, sexy, hardworking, homely God-fearing loving woman etc), the men still go ahead to cheat Kill the devil
Is it a necessary evil As long as the devil lives
Is it that men truly can't help themselves The devil won't let them help themselves

Trust me, the menfolk has been innocent of these allegations since 000BC Now that sounds like Pretty Boy Phleezy in the Boondocks series ...just kidding.

Here's what I really have to say to these...
1stly, there have been, are, and will always be men who don't cheat.
2ndly, it costs a lot of strong will to not cheat...I mean, it's not easy managing the hormone rush all the time.
3rdly, we're mostly guided by "how we feel" about things in the modern era. In other words, we mostly live by whatever "feels right" or "feels wrong" than what "is right" or what "is wrong".
4thly, we generally believe the initial good feeling of infatuation is all there is to loving anyone. I rather belong to the school of thought that to love someone also requires an additional input of making the conscious decision to love that person. The initial feeling will surely fade away when the hormones responsible for those effects are no longer there to sustain the "feeling". So, I believe loving anyone is more of a decision than feeling.

When you put these together, you'll see that to not cheat is a lot of hardwork. And I don't think it applies to the menfolk alone, but also to the womenfolk too. So, let me reply your questions now...

Why do men cheat Because it's easier than not cheating
At what point does that promise of undying affection phase off When he's not decided he wants to love the woman
At what point should a woman's forgiveness limit accommodate cheating As much as her patience can accommodate his flaws...otherwise, forgive (for her own good) and END IT
Is there something a woman can actually do to ensure a man doesn't cheat Cos it seems that regardless of whatever (hot, sexy, hardworking, homely God-fearing loving woman etc), the men still go ahead to cheat Just be yourself. He'll cheat if he'll cheat. He won't cheat if he won't cheat
Is it a necessary evil I don't know whether there's a necessary or unnecessary evil. I just know there should be no evil
Is it that men truly can't help themselves Our hormones are strong, but the mind is more powerful

Here's my 2 Cents Jaz

Lolz you ghat me rotfl @theDevilPalava

Beautiful beautiful write-up, and coming from a man makes it even more gorgeous!

You do remember sometime ago when I said the universe needs more men to reason like you do? I still think so!

My best part of your writeup is that Loving is not just a feeling, it's actually a conscious decision

If everyone understood Love to be that way, we would have less broken relationships/marriages and less cheating partners.

But then again you have aroused a new curiosity in my mind:

Can a person (for sake of clarity, Let's say a man) love their partner and yet cheat?

What do y'all think?

Ascentech Service Limited is currently Recruiting for the position I.T SALES EXECUTIVE.


Job Description of IT Sales Executive

1. OND or BSC in Marketing (as done in Nigeria) ,
2. Worked in an IT company is a MUST
3. Ability to use Microsoft Tools
4. 2 -4 Years Experience in Marketing, Market Research, Pre sales, creating sales forecast, Customer Requirement Analysis, Participating in Tenders, Presentations & Demonstrations. Planning & Implementing sales strategies for driving Sales in designated territory 

5. Capability in independently managing customers, projects and internal delivery team.

6. Pre-Sales Management
a. Lead Generation and Manage
b. Proposal
c. Organizing Product Demonstration / Presentation Management
d. Follow-ups
e. Client Mapping

a. Resource 1: Selling Software solution.
b. Resource 2 : Experience in HW distribution , Security Solution distribution and Dealer Management
c. Resource 3 : Corporate account management ability to take and execute Targets with IT Experience
d. Endpoint Security Sales Experience , Firewall, UTM- Sonicwall, watch guard, know how
e. Vertical wise Experience Insurance , Banking , Microfinance , Telco , Oil Company , Construction, Conglomerate.

Qualify and interested candidate should send his/her CVs to cv@ascentech.com.ng and subject the mail as I.T SALES EXECUTIVE or register on ascentech.talentrecruit.in

olamishow:
Ascentech Service Limited is currently Recruiting for the position I.T SALES EXECUTIVE.


Job Description of IT Sales Executive

1. OND or BSC in Marketing (as done in Nigeria) ,
2. Worked in an IT company is a MUST
3. Ability to use Microsoft Tools
4. 2 -4 Years Experience in Marketing, Market Research, Pre sales, creating sales forecast, Customer Requirement Analysis, Participating in Tenders, Presentations & Demonstrations. Planning & Implementing sales strategies for driving Sales in designated territory 

5. Capability in independently managing customers, projects and internal delivery team.

6. Pre-Sales Management
a. Lead Generation and Manage
b. Proposal
c. Organizing Product Demonstration / Presentation Management
d. Follow-ups
e. Client Mapping

a. Resource 1: Selling Software solution.
b. Resource 2 : Experience in HW distribution , Security Solution distribution and Dealer Management
c. Resource 3 : Corporate account management ability to take and execute Targets with IT Experience
d. Endpoint Security Sales Experience , Firewall, UTM- Sonicwall, watch guard, know how
e. Vertical wise Experience Insurance , Banking , Microfinance , Telco , Oil Company , Construction, Conglomerate.

Qualify and interested candidate should send his/her CVs to cv@ascentech.com.ng and subject the mail as I.T SALES EXECUTIVE or register on ascentech.talentrecruit.in

How many times will you put this up?

Jazmiynne:

You do remember sometime ago when I said the universe needs more men to reason like you do? I still think so!

Right now, I wish I could blast some igbo like you and oga Udo. But I'll just let me face say it by glowing red

Jazmiynne:

But then again you have aroused a new curiosity in my mind:
Can a person (for the sake of the menfolk's constant bashing, let's say a woman) love their partner and yet cheat?
What do y'all think?

Fixed Let us rest small na

Jazmiynne:

Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee I knew you'd have my back

You can count on that

ProudOlodo:

Right now, I wish I could blast some igbo like you and oga Udo. But I'll just let me face say it by glowing red

Please blush away u deserve it

Fixed Let us rest small na

Lolz hahahahahahaaa lwkmd u pipu's sins are plenty hence the constant bashing

The problem however is that the answer to that question (according to popular opinion) might differ for each of the sexes
Oya o let's use women, even though we know it's men we mean

Jazmiynne:

Lolz hahahahahahaaa lwkmd u pipu's sins are plenty hence the constant bashing

The problem however is that the answer to that question (according to popular opinion) might differ for each of the sexes
Oya o let's use women, even though we know it's men we mean

Lol. So, we are such terrible sinners. Issorait. At least, you've agreed to use woman this time. That's satisfactory enough

Hello, who knows of any top electrical engineering company that I have my internship program?

And what questions can I be asked during interview?

ProudOlodo:

You can count on that

Olodo I hail o

I see a name that is more powerful than mine

Jazmiynne:

Please blush away u deserve it



Lolz hahahahahahaaa lwkmd u pipu's sins are plenty hence the constant bashing

The problem however is that the answer to that question (according to popular opinion) might differ for each of the sexes
Oya o let's use women, even though we know it's men we mean

Jaz so this is how you used to do?

brokenplate:


Jaz so this is how you used to do?

Bp Bp high BP low Bp

Which part exactly is this

brokenplate:

Olodo I hail o
I see a name that is more powerful than mine

Lol. Boss I salute o. But olodo no get any power na

ProudOlodo:

Lol. Boss I salute o. But olodo no get any power na

Respect...

Jazmiynne:


Bp Bp high BP low Bp

Which part exactly is this

JAZ you dey make me dey feel irrelevant like pb(president buhari) .

When last do you chat me up?

brokenplate:




JAZ you dey make me dey feel irrelevant like pb(president buhari) .

When last do you chat me up?

[s]Chai sincerely you really don't want to know my real-life-initial-honest-to-God reaction to this post
So thank God for me that you cannot see my face ryt now [/s]

Owk so I haven't chatted you up

Oya let's chat... Ayam ryt here listening with my eyes wide open.... Gist me

ProudOlodo:


I missed you too...officially and every other "-cially" As for amicable09 ehn, she already has plenty of explaining to do, and this has joined the list of explainings

Lol.

My peacock I don't understand you again o!
Are you for or against me?

Remember how we used to be na
You cannot change like this o!
My word over everyone else's

Right?
Right.

ProudOlodo:


Impersonating?? And not just one but two?? Trump must hear this

Lol @ Trump must hear this

Trump my man!
Don't mind those impersonators, I caught them before they could say J-A-C-K!

Even in the darkness night, I will recognize your shadow and real self . I am that gifted in the area of recognizing real pals who have kept me company one time too many

Jazmiynne:




[s]Chai sincerely you really don't want to know my real-life-initial-honest-to-God reaction to this post
So thank God for me that you cannot see my face ryt now [/s]

Owk so I haven't chatted you up

Oya let's chat... Ayam ryt here listening with my eyes wide open.... Gist me

Start by describing your physical attributes