sirOrubebe:
Dude! Is this what I am thinking?

Na Hadampson you dey throway kiss give

na mistake na....abeg no dey shat am na...u want make sunshine and odas hear am...

na mistake..e no go happen again....

ABEG take dis 1892 non-acoholic gulder take hold body 1st

Hadampson:
*runs out of the thread b4 samyfreshsmooth enter* spdazzy i dey come, i wan go buy ice_cream 4 broda yungtemy side i will be right back in a few hours, okay

shuuuu bros why u dey run na

i be wan come call u make we gather go find d man o....u go follow me go dis mission impossible abi

sirOrubebe:
Please when you find him... Just use the shovel carry am go troway for sambisa. Thank you in advance

.....hmmm i b wan castrate am b4 i before i use am 4 sacrifice bt since u asked...i'll jxt do as u say

Chumzypinky:
Babe hafa update na. If u cnt update, pls jst let us knw wetin dey sup, i knw its nt easy

sis........... Been bussy. The work load is just too heavy, you know how our hustle is nao?
Hopefully will wake up early to update.
Thanks

SPDAZZY:


OK dear, I want vanilla, chocolate and caramel

Anything 4 u honey

Oly23:

OK sir I dey come make I just carry one or two small bombs just small one

Bomb wetin u wan use am do.. abegi.. oya bring one, i wan use am 4 experiment.

*while holding d bomb, waiting 4 samfreshsmooth tew passby*

Hadampson:
Bro no dey do me like diz.. we don dey 2geda tey_tey. btw am nt doin barman again.. my boo has cum back wit a lots of money enuf 4 us tew settle down


Na bcoz i need sum cash na im make me take dah job, if nt, BARMAN, ordinary BARMAN tofiakwa.. olorun maje itz a disgrace tew my personality

Lmao @ d later part of your post... Oya go enjoy with your boo.

But who go come dey serve drink here ni?

Hadampson:
Bomb wetin u wan use am do.. abegi.. oya bring one, i wan use am 4 experiment.

*while holding d bomb, waiting 4 samfreshsmooth tew passby*

lol dude u wanna use my bomb on me?...ask oly23 she would tell u dat am the leader o b____ (make i no 2 talk o b4 i wake up see battalion of army 4 my house)

u want to bomb me bah?
dont worry i knw ur weakest point (ur honeypie spdazzy)

na to aduld-nap her i go jxt do....

samyfreshsmooth:


shuuuu bros why u dey run na

i be wan come call u make we gather go find d man o....u go follow me go dis mission impossible abi

I no dey interested.. leave me make i enjoy my life o

samyfreshsmooth:


lol dude u wanna use my bomb on me?...ask oly23 she would tell u dat am the leader o b____ (make i no 2 talk o b4 i wake up see battalion of army 4 my house)

u want to bomb me bah?
dont worry i knw ur weakest point (ur honeypie spdazzy)

na to aduld-nap her i go jxt do....

Don't even think of it at all o.. don't go near her o.. wat am i saying sef..

*calls mayweather, john cena, brock lesnar, bigshow and mark henry* my brothers i get anoda job 4 u. just execute d job wel lyk u did d oda tym i wil pay u handsomely diz tym around

samyfreshsmooth:


lol ok o bro

#picks machete,hunting gun,3 table knives,bow wit just 8 arrows,sickle,rake,watering can,shovel,and bobo#
***on a mission to go find d yeye guy wey dey sell drink 4 the entire nl-literature section wey still give sirorubebe alomo and sunshine46 guinness beer**

He remains Hadampson nah...u don't need all these btw,simply boil water to 75 degrees,I'll tell u what to do with it

SPDAZZY:


Abeg make una leave my love for me. We understand each other.

ha! Madam understanding, I didn't know, I for no talk...

sunshine46:

He remains Hadampson nah...u don't need all these btw,simply boil water to 75 degrees,I'll tell u what to do with it

Chai so u 2 don join samy team abi. no problem. i no wetin i go do

samyfreshsmooth:


na mistake na....abeg no dey shat am na...u want make sunshine and odas hear am...

na mistake..e no go happen again....

ABEG take dis 1892 non-acoholic gulder take hold body 1st

Bribing?... With a bottle of drink?

You can do better... I go shout o

sirOrubebe:
Lmao @ d later part of your post... Oya go enjoy with your boo.

But who go come dey serve drink here ni?

Ehn make samyfreshsmooth take over nah like OLAMIDE

sirOrubebe:
Gerrarahia mehn! You when dey sh*t on your honeypie upandan since. Abi you want me to blow breeze mame fowl yansh open?

You be like Donald Trump -- changing women like boxers. Can't you see me and my boo? Even Obama and Michelle go jeaslous us

BTW, which barman you dey call? E be like say the residue of the alomo when you guzzle y'day dey play ping-pong for your skull

don't mind him...I'm so exhausted 2nyt ehn and then I'm in a not-too-good mood,got a heart-breaking news...mtchew...I wouldn't mind a massage tho

sirOrubebe:
Bribing?... With a bottle of drink?

You can do better... I go shout o

No need to shout dear,I don hear am...samyfreshsmooth,ayam no longer understanding,are u bisexual And then,take that bottle of expired liquor away bfr I open my eyes

samyfreshsmooth:


lol...oya do make u come sharp sharp...no go let buhari soldiers caish u o...i hear say dem don go do camp 4 there as we just comot....anyway sha i trust u....if dem 1 jxt caish u just press the bomb wey we tye join ur leg.... ..

Good evening

Ha they no fit na you don forget say dem they call me spirit because of how I dey take disappear! the bomb wey dey my leg

Hadampson:
Bomb wetin u wan use am do.. abegi.. oya bring one, i wan use am 4 experiment.

*while holding d bomb, waiting 4 samfreshsmooth tew passby*

Shei you know say na home made bomb e fit explode any time e no get remote!

sunshine46:

No need to shout dear,I don hear am...samyfreshsmooth,ayam no longer understanding,are u bisexual And then,take that bottle of expired liquor away bfr I open my eyes

Ah mogbe!! am i mad? y would i or any1 at dat want to b bisexual?
i cant b bisexual o wen i have an extremely gorgeous sophisticated and super intelligent lady in d person of sunshine46 that would soon become mine....i cant o and i never will b 1.....its just ur luff sirorubebe trying to make me look bad than i already am o....u knw i can neva do anything 2 hurt u na

Hadampson:
Don't even think of it at all o.. don't go near her o.. wat am i saying sef..

*calls mayweather, john cena, brock lesnar, bigshow and mark henry* my brothers i get anoda job 4 u. just execute d job wel lyk u did d oda tym i wil pay u handsomely diz tym around

guy u forget goldberg.e break lesnar record.#thank me later

Hadampson:
Ehn make samyfreshsmooth take over nah like OLAMIDE

Ah no o...u want make i lose ground on the small progress wey i don make in my titanic mission to impress pretty miss sunshine46?

abi u no knw say shey no dy like bar men?

#whispers# "dat ur wife spdazzy fine sha o...i fit go on just 1 date with am?

Oly23:

Shei you know say na home made bomb e fit explode any time e no get remote!

lol...this really got me laffing...i add it to 1 of the action scenes in the story am trying to string up

sirOrubebe:
Bribing?... With a bottle of drink?
You can do better... I go shout o

#shakes head# ah! afta all d beg wey i beg u, u till shout am abi... issorite

sunshine46:

He remains Hadampson nah...u don't need all these btw,simply boil water to 75 degrees,I'll tell u what to do with it

so u knw him

u just saved me 4rm embarking on dis senseless mission....kizzez 4 u jareh..


#picks titanium pot and run to the furnace to go boil the water#

*with an evil grin* dis water must boil pass 210 degrees o....


honey am done

Hadampson:
Don't even think of it at all o.. don't go near her o.. wat am i saying sef..

*calls mayweather, john cena, brock lesnar, bigshow and mark henry* my brothers i get anoda job 4 u. just execute d job wel lyk u did d oda tym i wil pay u handsomely diz tym around

Not dat am fearing u o but i will not be begining to starting to commencing to kidnap ur wife again....i dont kidnap photoless ladies becos i no wan by mistake go kidnap winsh o

sunshine46:

don't mind him...I'm so exhausted 2nyt ehn and then I'm in a not-too-good mood,got a heart-breaking news...mtchew...I wouldn't mind a massage tho

awwwn dats too bad o :-' :-'...........i pro in d act of massaging.....i once worked 4 PEE beauty home.....

remove ur robe and lie on ur tummy.....relax and lemme do my work...

where is dat my favourite massaging ororo (oil) sef

cyndylove64:
guy u forget goldberg.e break lesnar record.#thank me later

Tanx dear


*Modified*

samyfreshsmooth:


Not dat am fearing u o but i will not be begining to starting to commencing to kidnap ur wife again....i dont kidnap photoless ladies becos i no wan by mistake go kidnap winsh o

samyfreshsmooth:


Ah no o...u want make i lose ground on the small progress wey i don make in my titanic mission to impress pretty miss sunshine46?

abi u no knw say shey no dy like bar men?

#whispers# "dat ur wife spdazzy fine sha o...i fit go on just 1 date with am?

Samyfreshsmooth! samyfreshsmooth!! How many times did i call u.. no make me open eyes 4 una or call my blood broda JETLI 4 u o.. u knw hw my broda jetli iz.. he sabi no mercy. e fit woos u so tey u go catapult back tew 2016

THIS IS MY LAST WARNING!!!

I no dey use spdazzy play with anybody o.. she be my OBIANUJU

Oly23:

Shei you know say na home made bomb e fit explode any time e no get remote!

What Ah no knw o *runs out of the aouz b4 d bomb go explode* breathing heavily* *talking tew myself* i just pray make samyfreshsmooth come tew my place.. i no wan diz golden opportunity tew waste..

samyfreshsmooth:


lol...this really got me laffing...i add it to 1 of the action scenes in the story am trying to string up

Abeg rememba tew mention me o wheneva u startup sth