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This Joke Is Everything! Biko Don't Read At Work by pressplay411(m): 12:34pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Joke of the Week! SCHOOL: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. STUDENT: someone who knows little of everything. PROFESSOR: someone that knows a lot about soooo little LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so. that you can die rich. NURSE: A person who wakes u upto give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor. degree and a woman gains her masters. DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. COMPROMISE : The art of dividinga cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. DICTIONARY : A place where success comes before work. FATHER: A banker provided by nature. CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes E.T.C .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. copied |
Re: This Joke Is Everything! Biko Don't Read At Work by Idydarling(f): 12:44pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
funny... but I've read this before |
Re: This Joke Is Everything! Biko Don't Read At Work by pressplay411(m): 1:33pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Idydarling:yea can't remember where I stumbled on it. But reading it again and it just caused a commotion in my office, esp the Boss part. |
Re: This Joke Is Everything! Biko Don't Read At Work by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
This sounds a lot like an excerpt from Ambrose Pierce's "The devil's dictionary". Hilarous stuff 1 Like |
Re: This Joke Is Everything! Biko Don't Read At Work by pressplay411(m): 2:42pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
SirWere: I think I need to grab me a copy of it. But must they keep naming everything after Devil? |
Re: This Joke Is Everything! Biko Don't Read At Work by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
pressplay411:Well, Bierce was an eloquent satiric atheist. I'm sure he had a kick from naming his work after that. |
Re: This Joke Is Everything! Biko Don't Read At Work by pressplay411(m): 3:34pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
SirWere:True that. Boost sales and curiousity too. |
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