guardian09:

Sup baby girl

bobolizim:
ifahear ,don't do over-humility over here oo ,we know already that you're beautiful,don't be sarcastic ...in other words we are waiting for your beautiful face ,baby

bobolizim:
Nairalanders,let's see how handsome or beautiful you are !

Rayhandrinni:
heh come here!
who gave you dah thing?

ellechrystal:

My love, am fine o.
I ve missed u oooo
Boo boo

makydebbie:
Ahh!

Is that you and bae too??!

bqlekan:


Hahahahaha... Biko, My back is not as strong as that.. That guy surely is out of this world...

makydebbie:
But your laps are strong nau

desquad:
do you want to frog jump?

bqlekan:

My laps would carry anything, but not my back. You sure don't want me to end up with a broken back.

Lawlahdey:
Hahaha.. Ya using style to call me blind ahbi?

Rayhandrinni:
make thunder maintain your skin color...frog jump keh?
you nogo geemi gutter to swim? muuugu

i won see you pishure,, if i catch you for road ehh, you go foget your mama name

desquad:
i won see you pishure,, if i catch you for road ehh, you go foget your mama name

makydebbie:
No ooo!

I just hope your babe will not harm your something

bqlekan:


Relax, the weight of an inflated balloon is infinitesimal.. Moreover, I no longer have that thing been stolen long ago

makydebbie:
Oh really?
How do you pee?
How did it get stolen

bqlekan:

Well, for the record, I don't pee...
Stolen by a slim dark lady on a beach in Lagos. A long story I don't want to bore you with.

makydebbie:
That girl must be given a medal. Ko easy jare

You're weird by the way

prettythicksme:
Ok #cute me#no filter#lil makeup#sexybae#nice lips#sexyeyebrows.#mamathemama*

bqlekan:


A medal? What medal could be more important than what she stole... Don't tell me you are getting jealous of her..

Weird? You know the pot doesn't call the kettle black right?

bqlekan:


Aunty, you have change o..

makydebbie:
Jealous? Nope. What she stole, is on every guy so what's special about that particular one?

I'm weird too?

bqlekan:

It's a lost tool already.. I wouldn't want to start self adulation. But believe me when I say 'it could part the red sea'

Yes, you a weirdo!!!

makydebbie:
I'll try not to believe you

So tell me, what makes this lady a weirdo?

bqlekan:


It is better you don't believe me..

And nah, it doesn't work that way, a weirdo don't tell another weirdo why she is a weirdo. Except you admit I'm not a weirdo

makydebbie:
You're a weirdo since, you don't have balls

So I'm not admiring anything

bqlekan:


I'm actually an AI who doesn't need balls to derive optimum enjoyment

A recent survey shows that at first, ladies tend to publicly deny their admiration for a particular entity.
Even though they wouldn't sleep without nursing his thoughts ...

makydebbie:
I think you're turning the table around. Its actually most guys than girls. And it certainly won't work for a weirdo like me

bqlekan:

Just when will you understand that there is a difference between guys and men.. ;P I wasn't wrong when I called you a weirdo.. So weirdo, what is it you possess that will make me stick to you