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17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 8:34pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
This is not a Story nor Fiction (I kinda wish it was ) First of all Sex is Horrible and Stupidly Over-rated (I blame Porn and sex stories ) Leggo! I just had sex with a random girl I've never met her all my life I've never had a conversation with her before. So I skipped church today it was exactly (11:48am) I saw her passing obviously coming back from church (i sure say na church of Satan she dey come from ) , naim the konji in me call am from upstairs I think say she no go answer but walahi she enter my compound Omo I shock, I carry am inside Me: Where your house dey Her: bla bla bla(I no remember wetin she talk konji block my ear) Naxo I grab her breast dey lead am to my room omo. The breast big die (i comot her top , comot bra see fresh bobiii naxo I begin dey find nipples walahi I no see nipples me sef no understand wetin I dey view naxo I look the girl again she troway face ) I con go below dip my hand for her pomo she no be virgin oooo (like me) Naxo I reason am 4 my mind if guy like me back this nipple less bitch who am I not to . I lead am to my foam she lie down open leg, fear dey catch me to kiss a nippleless girl Naxo I put the 11.5inch kondo inside no comdom omo e no gree enter (na small prick she dey nack ) I con switch am to doggy style only the tip enter I con thrust naxo she shout yeeeaah it's too much I kon laugh naxo my eye go her big breast I felt disgust She con suck my prick first bj ever(from a girl thotho) E no reach 7mins I cum I come tell am make she pack up dey go naxo she leave no questions .. I enter my room naxo the room dey smell different I use perfume the smell no change I use izal omo e still dey Naxo I carry insecticide spray omo e douse ...(her odor strong gann! ) Questions : I still smell her till now In my nose please what can I do a friend adviced I use insecticide in my nose(d guy na bastard) 2) I didn't use condoms just the tip of my Barton got in should Ibe bothered Please Useful answers 5 Likes |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by enuk80(m): 8:40pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
if u want to act porn, u shud just apply...your post is meaningless... 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by okenwa(m): 8:41pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
1. Slice plenty bitter lime and use it to clean up your armpits as often as possible daily. The smell would go. Thank me later. Others can apply the same secret. 9 Likes |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 8:42pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
enuk80:Get a life |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ellechrystal(f): 8:43pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
UnGodly post!! €Jumps out of thread. |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
It is finished! 1 Like |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by xynerise: 8:49pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
ITEKEM: You should be telling yourself that 10 Likes |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Ahmadgani(m): 8:50pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
ARMAGEDDON |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by tripplephi: 8:52pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
i can help you but its terrible that at 17 you had this experience.... repent quickly cos the issue of sex is ONCE YOU POP u CANT STOP ITEKEM: 1 Like |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by pointblank247(m): 8:54pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
na una wey dey answer to this blatant yeyerity i go blame 2 Likes |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by collarfreak(m): 8:58pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
The girl na ashewo my guy visit TB joshua for deliverance |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 8:59pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
okenwa: Bro u sure |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by makydebbie(f): 9:04pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
If you believe this super story, it means, if I tell you Buhari can beat Jackie chan, then you'll believe!! 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by refiner(f): 9:08pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
If u believe this story,then if I tell u buhari is one of my ancestors, u will believe! 4 Likes |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ikp120(m): 9:08pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
makydebbie: Lolzzz 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
if i slap you ehn |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Daviestunech(m): 9:27pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Useless story . To cut ur prickk just dey hungry me 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Wait everybody. I believe the OP is forgetting the part where he woke up |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
ITEKEM: people of faculty of science must hear this.... all this small small unilag boys |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 9:57pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
makydebbie: Are you jealous aunty mi? I can dash you the 11.5inch anytime anydayanyday 2 Likes |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 9:59pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
refiner: Your comment is blatantly stupid so I don't think Is hard to believe buhari na your ancestor |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:00pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
jesfrosh: How you know say na science I dey |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:01pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Daviestunech: Na the 11.5inches dey make u jealous? |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by refiner(f): 10:03pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
ITEKEM: Smile for me... |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
ITEKEM: i know everything wey dey happen for unilag make i no expose you here |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:19pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
jesfrosh: Weyrey na lie joor u don read my previous posts Drop my department nah |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Daviestunech(m): 10:23pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
ITEKEM:am sure dat how it looks like 1 Like
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Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
ellechrystal:see ela don be ready dat kinda post again oOo iz not gud 4 ya health |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by mrmrmister: 10:33pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
SirWere: Oga wetin you find reach here? |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
ITEKEM: go check your previous posts... beta thing no dey there.... i no just wan cast you.... oya you be year 2 student ....i won't say more. |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
ITEKEM:Just like that You think we humans are mere animals that copulate without thinking? Nice try though. You can use Acid to wash your hands. |
Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:38pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
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