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President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by marcjane(f): 10:58pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON HOSPITAL Dear Naijerians You fiful are bely wukied, why are you fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival na. I was at za foint of death when I heard that za whole kwuontry is jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi. I even heard that afostle Suleman said that Christians should kee my cows and my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that afostle that ip anything hafens to my cows, I will pinish him o. Por those of you saying that ayam not pighting kwaraption because I cleared Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu and Babachir of kwaraption like a clearing agent, I want to tell you something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so ip I declare all my forlitical prends kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful cannot be pound in my farty or guberment. I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za National Assembly that ayam not coming back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they should allow His Seselency, Za Pice Fresident op za pedral lipublik of Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending when ayam back. Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe in my guberment, Isha Allah change will begin with you bepor it gets to me. Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage a frotest against my guberment, all I can say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated. Signed: Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR #COPIED. 23 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by babyfaceafrica: 11:00pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
Source?..... Lienus 2 Likes |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by deji68: 11:06pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
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Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by LecciGucci: 11:41pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
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Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by DozieInc(m): 11:59pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
This is hilarious, I don laugh bellyful ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by Nobody: 12:05am On Jan 31, 2017 |
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Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by Funlordmania: 1:22am On Jan 31, 2017 |
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Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by Jabioro: 2:24am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Just keep laffing,after all my 1k naira had turn 2 dollars yesterday... 1 Like |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by zamirikpo(m): 2:29am On Jan 31, 2017 |
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Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by tit(f): 2:34am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Lai Buhari, sango will begin with you 1 Like |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by abnsugbe: 3:45am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Very funny,if na military era,my guy go dey prison dey Re-read what he wrote 1 Like |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by kolado(m): 7:07am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Naso una president worst for both spoken and written english. 1 Like |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by BLACKCHARGER(m): 9:58am On Jan 31, 2017 |
babyfaceafrica: Cant u see its a joke.. Ah ah |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by Lagbaja01(m): 10:36am On Jan 31, 2017 |
JOKER!! ANY NIGERIAN THAT WANTS MY PRESIDENT DEATH IT IS THEIR PRESIDENT THAT WILL DIE!! ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by oluwalewis(m): 11:05am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Baba, u really deserve a position in the presidency as the special emergency spokeman of the president on humour matters. I'd been missing mama P but now we have a better replacement. God get ur address boss 2 Likes |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by suxkill: 12:55pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
Lmao! .
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Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by niyot124: 1:23pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This really made my day oooo ![]() Long live za fresident op za pedral Rifublik of Naijeria ![]() |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by divide9ja: 1:32pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
why no video? ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by ThinkSmarter: 1:50pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
The pesin that composed these deserves two bottles of #Orijin 3 Likes |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by Ifynoble100(m): 2:42pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
Op you don finished me with laugh oh |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by Ifynoble100(m): 2:50pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
marcjane:Op you deserve award where is segun and lalasticala |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by dosk: 4:10pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
marcjane: If you put this much effort u can be a comedian like aLIBABA just don't choose sides unless u no go blowwwww |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by MarkGeraldo(m): 4:21pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
What an illiterate ![]() |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
marcjane: This satirical letter from fresident bubu the recession genius is so touching, I stopped crying and started weeping with laughter after reading it. Best letter ever written by a fresident to his Sai baba's faithfuls! |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by enfantdedieu: 5:21pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
My bele o0 ![]() ![]() |
Re: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by Chigorkizz(m): 5:59pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
i don laugh die |
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