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Someone Should Please Give Me A Job Before Depression Will Kill Me / Maybe they are Recruiting / My Boss Might Kill Me (2) (3) (4)
Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by casttlebarbz(m): 3:51pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
During under graduate days they will say dont rely on your bsc everybody out there has it...i started ICAN exams. After graduation they say learn hand work...i started learning system engineering at ikeja ,when i cant meet up with t.fare my parent advised i quit and focus on completing my ICAN/ATS before NYSC... During NYSC some scammers came and make mouth about PMP and HSC i still use my alawee savings to partake... After NYSC Dont just sit at home go out and look for jobs i use the little savings remaining to be looking for jobs up nd downs ...money finsh there are jobs online. ..i don apply tire got few invite, no results Try teaching jobs, i started with a school in my area cos of t.fare, they pay me 12k in a month ,i take jss2-ss3 , the woman still owe me 3mths... Go and learn somthing i went out to make inquiries, the fees no be for here ... They will say everything is not connection ,a gf of mine got a job with an oil company on the island with OND, i can start mentioning... Don't do yahoo, my roomie in school use a venza now,when he will stay awake all night browsing, i will be reading ,made a 2.1 in economics +Ican, who is now better off?... Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now.. someone was asking how job seekers were coping( lluminated93 ) ,some lucky ones that got jobs with connection are calling him lazy weed smoker... no job seekers likes it this way but sometimes our hands are tied 88 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by janejive(f): 3:53pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
It is well 6 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Nobody: 3:54pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
lol. i feel your pain. but dont give up. 5 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by slimmdree(m): 4:00pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
i feel u bro |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by basmur(m): 4:00pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
LOL. husb serious issue though.....you will not relent noni.. try and keep the spirit up.. i pray GOD pick up your call so soon. 3 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by beshiman(m): 4:07pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Op, I have this for you: 5 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by obojememe: 4:16pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
all is well they say. cc lalasticlala ,mynd44 , bother seun lalasticlala ,mynd44 , bother seun |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Emmysteve(m): 4:30pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
All because of Buhari's clueless economic direction. 1 Like |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by praxs(m): 4:44pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
“i go buy rabbits, them don die now” . Join commedy oo 11 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Thepasserby(m): 4:46pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
And some people still clicked on the like button. Biko what are you liking? 5 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by casttlebarbz(m): 5:00pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
praxs:bro u dey make d laff sef, naso d tin jus die o, one by one 4 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Nobody: 5:30pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
I don't normally comment in this type of posts but I just have to; guy, you have tried, you've paid your dues, just keep applying or probably become a management consultant, try researching on that 2 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Iamforreal(f): 5:35pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
You are a comedian I swear. Your comic over-shadowed your heart cry. But really, in everything we do, we should learn patience. All will be well. If its a volunteer job you can find, abeg just do it. Understand that its your bus-stop phase and not your car park phase. 2 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Nobody: 5:47pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Really feel bad. It's sad. Honestly. |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by donGotze(m): 5:54pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
It is well bro, never easy with the job seeker. Don't relent, keep going |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Nobody: 6:02pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
praxs: I don laff tire 1 Like |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by serverconnect(m): 6:04pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
My dear, gradually gradually u go succed. Life no easy. |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by twosquare(m): 6:29pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
casttlebarbz:Omo, village people strong for your case o... Just kidding...that's the reality in today's Nigeria. Don't stop at B.A, go for your Masters....man pikin do Masters..no job yet...don't stop at M.A, go for your Ph.D..na so I go pick race...the over-reliance on A4 paper while your mate not having up to these qualifications are better off...a number of guys I know with such educational grades that are frustrated with nothing in their pockets...like the case of a friend...e dey do yahoo yahoo now after sufferhead don suffer am after graduation..dude now riding a new car and almost completed his house...Me? Well, I have entered into freelancing since..waiting till something comes up..an d as I dey look am so...i may eventually be an entrepreneur fully if things continue like this in Nigeria...or I just abscond for this country.Man pikin dey grow old every seconds...these parents still live in the illusion of Old times that education is the only key whereas there are other keys...my life is not meant for quoting Okoro (2013), and at the end of the day..dem dey talk say Na Dr. Twosquare dey on top okada so...no one naira for his account...make person matter no become prayer point for church...target this year is to make nothing less than a million naira via legal business. God help us..no be only you.. 17 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by eltido(m): 6:29pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
(Bro this piece is really funny...but all the same the success journey is never an easy one.Keep at it bro.Dont be jumping from one hustle to another.Stick to one that you enjoy and watch yourself fly. |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by nabegibeg: 6:45pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by ADEWUMIMichael(m): 6:49pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
casttlebarbz:this one cracked my ribs, bro endure, i know you'll soon write a testimony in this same forum |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Idydarling(f): 6:50pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
i feel u bro, making me scared since I'm almost done with school, but then... MY CASE IS DIFFERENT! |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by lollmaolol(m): 7:13pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Sorry to hear about this bro. Sadly its the situation of the country and it's everywhere, biting so hard. We pray God heal this country ASAP. Just please don't give up. |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by igbalodehunter(m): 7:16pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Bro No Be For Here |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by bamasite(m): 7:17pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Very funny piece.......sadly, that is the reality on ground! |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by sholay2011(m): 7:26pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Thepasserby:I think people liked the post because it presented the other side of reality of job search vividly. For one person whose post on how he got two offers in one week made frontpage, there are hundreds of others are still in deep sh*t. @OP...The thread title though... 2 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by ladiesmirror(m): 7:30pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
praxs: Lolssssss I laffed for almost 3 hrs...... "I buy Rabbit dem Don die now".. Lolssssss Comic Comedian 1 Like |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by dupzy05: 7:36pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
pray fervently God is ur strength |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Dexema(m): 7:38pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Try to do some work online maybe fiverr, just keep trying. Also try not to listen to negative comments so far u can feed and have a roof over your head. |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by MoyoGENERAL: 8:00pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now.. Guy, you na real clown!!!! Anyway, I wanna assure you that "The earnest expectation of the creature waiteth for the manifestations of the sons of God! Though it may tarry, wait and keep hopes alive, it must surely come to pass! Your Testimony is near bro! Will the Lord not remember his own faithful elect that calleth upon Him day and Night? Surely he will! Remain steadfast in the Lord, be positive, explore opportunities, one day you will share testimony and all the days, weeks, months, years of sorrow will be History!" #There is Light at the End of the Tunnel# 4 Likes |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by solomix10(m): 8:18pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
"I buy
Rabbit dem Don die now" lolsss.....omo my spinal cord ooo yeeeepa |
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Longman6(m): 8:30pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
casttlebarbz: Guy you craked me up...the rabbit part,God bless your hustle..Go market buy GRE+Gmats Textbook+ Bible+ books on acing interview,and start practicing and paying then apply to all those graduate trainee program,+ look for companies that do what you do and market yourself to them 1 Like 1 Share |
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