Not once, not twice, we hear or read how Ladies use the cucumber as intimacy gadgets for masturbation.
I came across an image vividly describing what it could really do in our bodies when consumed rather than used as objects of sexual satisfaction.
The following are 7point benefits (not 7point agenda) of what it could do to you and me:

1.Dissolves Kidney bladder stones: At a time we hear so much of kidney failures everywhere which possible could be caused by a prolonged presence of Kidney stones, the cucumber could be that surgeon to get those stones out of your system before it leads to kidney failure. This it could achieve without spilling of blood in a theater.

2. Anti-cancer: While men and women are increasingly becoming victims of prostate and breast cancer, let's not overlook the effect of cucumber in the prevention of this menace.

3.Heals Stomach Ulcer: In this period of recession when more and more Nigerians can hardly afford even 2 meals in a day. More people are falling to the ills of stomach Ulcer. This fruit offers you some protection against injury to your stomach.

4. Regulates BP: With the increasing rise in the cost of anti hypertensives among other drugs. Cucumber could be a life saver at a time you could barely afford your drugs.

5. Rehydrates the body: Dry season is here again with its attendant heat. So much body fluid is lost via sweat. See this fruit as a team mate in keeping your body rehydrated.

6. Relieves Headache: Normally we resort to aspirin for the control of headaches. It's a chemical that comes with side effects. Why not try Dr cucumber which could offer you similar services with zero risks or side effects.

7. Promotes healthy skin: Men, but women most of all, struggle daily with what they consider to be abnormalities in their skin. Why not try cucumber today to see what answers it has for your problem.

Thornapple!.

ozoebuka1 here is my next topic, hope you share it.

Also Sincere4u, wherever you are hiding. Don't worry, i've kept a whip for you. Will sentence you before teaching you the lesson of your life. Coward!.

thornapple:
ozoebuka1 here is my next topic, hope you share it.

Also Sincere4u, wherever you are hiding. Don't worry, i've kept a whip for you. Will sentence you before teaching you the lesson of your life. Coward!.

Lol... the uses u listed above ain't complete until u add the popular use of cucumber amongst women...if u know what I mean...

ozoebuka1:
Lol... the uses u listed above ain't complete until u add the popular use of cucumber amongst women...if u know what I mean...

Hahahahahaha,
you are so funny.
but seriously you have a point cos that use has a stress relieving function.
I actually didn't leave it out completely. It was the first thing i mentioned.

thornapple:

Hahahahahaha,
you are so funny.
but seriously you have a point cos that use has a stress relieving function.
I actually didn't leave it out completely. It was the first thing i mentioned.

Lol, I saw it but I wasn't satisfied...that particular use deserves it's own number if not, we no go gree... u are marginalizing that particular use even though it's the most crucial for for set of people.

ozoebuka1:
Lol, I saw it but I wasn't satisfied...that particular use deserves it's own number if not, we no go gree... u are marginalizing that particular use even though it's the most crucial for for set of people.

Hahahahaha, oya add it yourself.
You failed to share my topic.

thornapple:

Hahahahaha, oya add it yourself.
You failed to share my topic.

modify the content of ur topic then, maybe, I will share.

ozoebuka1:
modify the content of ur topic then, maybe, I will share.

Lol, if you don't share it i'll call lalasticlala to help take it to front page.

thornapple:


Lol, if you don't share it i'll call lalasticlala to help take it to front page.

lmao... you got it all wrong mhiz... this kinda topic doesn't move lala...if you can link cucumber with Snake pix, then, you would get his undivided attention.

ozoebuka1:
lmao... you got it all wrong mhiz... this kinda topic doesn't move lala...if you can link cucumber with Snap pix, then, you would get his undivided attention.

I don't know what you mean by snap pix.
Maybe it'll move seun if i tag him.

thornapple:
I don't know what you mean by snap pix. Maybe it'll move seun if i tag him.

I meant snake picture

ozoebuka1:
I meant snake picture

. Explain more.

thornapple:
. Explain more.

I give up... see u in ya next topic, mhiz thornapple.

ozoebuka1:
I give up... see u in ya next topic, mhiz thornapple.

Victory is sweet.

thornapple:

Victory is sweet.

lol

lefulefu:

What's on my mind right now isn't the cucumber but what your moniker means cos it sounds funny.

thornapple:


What's on my mind right now isn't the cucumber but what your moniker means cos it sounds funny.

wat my moniker means in igbo abi? U be igbo babe?

lefulefu:
wat my moniker means in igbo abi? U be igbo babe?

Yeah, bring it on!.

thornapple:

Yeah, bring it on!.

bring what on ogini? .i am not igbo oo na edo guy i be .i like igbo girls sha and i also love oha soup.me for like to marry igbo babe but wetin dey fear me be say i will have to sell my papa cocoa plantation just to raise dowry .

lefulefu:

bring what on ogini? .i am not igbo oo na edo guy i be .i like igbo girls sha and i also love oha soup.me for like to marry igbo babe but wetin dey fear me be say i will have to sell my papa cocoa plantation just to raise dowry .

Igbos girls are great.
About the dowry, it depends on the part the girl is from. Not all parts of igbo land are expensive but unfortunately the area i hail from is pretty expensive. So sorry. we didn't make it that way, we met it.
Try Anambra, charming girls from there and they aren't expensive.

And i have a cucumber farm oo

koolet:
And i have a cucumber farm oo

Good to know you are a farmer.

thornapple:


Good to know you are a farmer.

just tried some 60 bag pack behind my poultry glad to have a reason to start eating them

koolet:
just tried some 60 bag pack behind my poultry glad to have a reason to start eating them

Please do and stay healthy.