Chelseafan1:
LOL, OK, Hazard didnt dribble 5 players to score that sweet goal, now, Can you defend how Bale and Robben has been better than him this season, back up your submissions with anything on - pitch related.

You havent told us how many players Hazard dribbled and tell us why you lied in the first place

Ibime:


We asked the coach cos there are no definitive stats to compare defenders.

I think we have clearly established that:

Iniesta is a Eunuch in goals
Iniesta is a Eunuch in assists
Iniesta does not control any possession which was the reason given for his unproductiveness.

Thats all.

He is all these yet the same coaches who were voting Terry were voting Iniesta like their lives depended on it

Ibime your obesity is your major problem go and shed weight

SIRcumalot:

Go watch those goal again compare am to hazard goal.

How can anyone think the two scorpion goals are better than a solo run from midfield


Chai.. ...m weak

raumdeuter:


You havent told us how many players Hazard dribbled and tell us why you lied in the first place

How has Bale and Robben been better than Hazard ds season, did you just lie to make yourself feel good

Ibime:


We asked the coach cos there are no definitive stats to compare defenders.

I think we have clearly established that:

Iniesta is a Eunuch in goals
Iniesta is a Eunuch in assists
Iniesta does not control any possession which was the reason given for his unproductiveness.

Thats all.

A dude with 200 assists, but no a single one in 5 different European final matches is a classic definition of apex unproductiveness.

It's like a student who is the best in his school, but scores F9 in WAEC, and zero in jamb.

No wonder he's a local legend.

Chelseafan1:

How has Bale and Robben been better than Hazard ds season, did you just lie to make yourself feel good

How many players did Hazard dribble to score?

CONTEDDICTED:

How can anyone think the two scorpion goals are better than a solo run from midfield


Chai.. ...m weak

U no know ball be that.
How many solo runs have you seen,how many scorpions goals have you seen ?
Even Payet solo goal is better than Hazards and it still behind those two.
E sure me say Hazard don score better goals than yesterday own sef.

Hazard goal was world class forget nonsense. Peeps coming here to say the goal dosent deserve puskas nomination because it was poor defending that led to goal really, what about Messi's goal against athletico Bilbao Copa final that was got nominated, was is it good defending that led to the goal?

raumdeuter:


Being clinical is Agueros only strong point, and when he loses that he becomes a liability. When Costa isnt scoring he is helping to unsettle defenders with his physicality same with Suarez but Aguero

Go check the game vs Chelsea and Spurs 2-2. Aguero was making poor decisions, delaying shots, shooting weakly missing target or passing when he should shoot

Sometimes I wonder how you see games, moreso, how you think.

You postulated days ago that Kun isnt a modern day forward and I deliberately ignored you. I honestly didn't see the need to argue a weak assumption that is bereft of fact.

This is a ninja who before getting frozen out has found the net 11 times in 14 games in the EPL, 3 times in 4 UCL games and once in the one FA Cup game he featured this season.

This is one ninja who has scored 113 goals in 168 apps.

The most lethal striker since the league kicked off in 1992, given that he has scored a goal every 107.7 minutes in the PL, way ahead of his nearest challenger Thierry Henry.

Yet he somehow isn't a modern day forward abi? Well done sir. I am sure you expect him to hire Hamilton's wheels and get to chase down defenders before you get to see the light.

Now to your latest misyarn, pls tell, how is clinical finishing Kun's only strength?

We're talking about a player who can efficiently hold up play and link up play with his teammates. We're talking about one of the best dribbles around. How is he a liability without his finishing?

Debroslink:


A dude with 200 assists, but no a single one in 5 different European final matches is a classic definition of apex unproductiveness.

It's like a student who is the best in his school, but scores F9 in WAEC, and zero in jamb.

No wonder he's a local legend.

Iniesta is only 32, we've started hearing excuses about old age for his unproductivity from the age of 30.

Lampard played all his Eurofinals bar one at 34 years old as a DM. We saw him shytting all over the Eunuch at Nou Camp even at that 34 years old. The only final Lampard played younger than 34, he scored.

Don't ever open your mouth to talk about a eunuch in goals and assists who makes less passes than Matic with Lampard.

Pedro also beasted all those finals he was carried along to. I will not open mouth to compare him with Hazard.

Griffon:


Sometimes I wonder how you see games, moreso, how you think.

You postulated days ago that Kun isnt a modern day forward and I deliberately ignored you. I honestly didn't see the need to argue a weak assumption that is bereft of fact.

This is a ninja who before getting frozen out has found the net 11 times in 14 games in the EPL, 3 times in 4 UCL games and once in the one FA Cup game he featured this season.

This is one ninja who has scored 113 goals in 168 apps.

The most lethal striker since the league kicked off in 1992, given that he has scored a goal every 107.7 minutes in the PL, way ahead of his nearest challenger Thierry Henry.

Yet he somehow isn't a modern day forward abi? Well done sir. I am sure you expect him to hire Hamilton's wheels and get to chase down defenders before you get to see the light.

Now to your latest misyarn, pls tell, how is clinical finishing Kun's only strength?

We're talking about a player who can efficiently hold up play and link up play with his teammates. We're talking about one of the best dribbles around. How is he a liability without his finishing?

ask him. The same aguero that played a key role in Manchester city winning Barcelona despite not scoring on the day.

chic2pimp:


Hahahaha o boy pele o

Ofcourse!. Thought England would loose yesterday. Absolutely hate playing the french. You simply do not know what you'll get from them. Easily the most unpredictable side in world rugby. Who is your money on?

England obviously.

I was watching part of the first half in a bar in Cardiff yesterday with shouts of Allez les Bleus echoing round the bar. My wife just taped her mouth shut before they heard her accent and beat our two up.

That first half was dreadful though and I was sure that France was going to win, only to hear on the drive back home that Ben Teo scored a try almost at the end of the game.

That guy that does fuckall for his club that is in danger of relegation, yet seems to ball tight for England every time.

Elnino4ladies:


Lol

But why are players not allowed to celebrate with the fans?

I'm kinda skeptical why dem no dey give conte card

Maybe cos he wasnt on the field of play in the first place.

Majority of these Hazard fans always acting asiv they ve warapa of The Brain. Puskás kor, Pushkin ni!
Goal of the Week or maybe Goal of the month at best.

Debroslink:


A dude with 200 assists, but no a single one in 5 different European final matches is a classic definition of apex unproductiveness.

It's like a student who is the best in his school, but scores F9 in WAEC, and zero in jamb.

No wonder he's a local legend.

this kind of obtuse logic from ogbomosho has come to stay on Nairaland, sadly

Lana1:
Majority of these Hazard fans always acting asiv they ve warapa of The Brain. Puskás kor, Pushkin ni!
Goal of the Week or maybe Goal of the month at best.

Airmark kindly bookmark this boy's post for future reference, we know he's one of those who doesn't fancy Hazard cos he has made his dead team suffer and rendered his best keeper useless more than once in the space of 3 years.

Don't just come here to foam in the mouth, here is a collection of last Puskás nominated goals....
Messi's freekick got nominated, Neymar 's goal against Villareal got nominated, Two other guys who scored in the box got nominated, but somehow, a spectacular goal dribbling from midfield while making 2 players fall and got disgraced can't make puskás nomination, you are dumber than Raumdeuter.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwykRjxMdBQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIRqQndynNM


I have made it easy for you, don't come here and spew thrash cos data is cheap, you mean to say Hazards goal didn't better any of these ones nominated for Puskás just last season.?

Chelseafan1:


Airmark kindly bookmark this boy's post for future reference, we know he's one of those who doesn't fancy Hazard cos he has made his dead team suffer and rendered his best keeper useless more than once in the space of 3 years.

Is it that u cant stand on ur own and form an opinion and stand by it?? U are always calling more experienced NLers to come and bail u out. I'm sure airmark has gotten more mentions from u today than anyone else.
Has ur bookmark button spoilt?? Or do u also call airmark to come and hold ur díck if u wanna take a piss??

Anyways na the 2nd time today u dey express ur fóólishness for my mentions. U ve duly being noticed!!

Chelseafan1:

Two other guys who scored in the box got nominated, but somehow, a spectacular goal dribbling from midfield while making 2 players fall and got disgraced can't make puskás nomination, you are dumber than Raumdeuter.

Within 2 hrs the number of players Hazard dribbled fell from 5 to 2. Wht happened to the additional 3 you added?

You see why you are an obtuse foool.

See everyone don know say you be cocksuccker calling on airmak since morning like he is your God and savior like a toddler crying for mommy after he has been punished on the playground

We go all dey here by January. No need for further noise!!

raumdeuter:


Within 2 hrs the number of players Hazard dribbled fell from 5 to 2. Wht happened to the additional 3 you added?

You see why you are an obtuse foool.

Lol. Na u get time to dey drag with that boy!

Lana1:
Is it that u cant stand on ur own and form an opinion and stand by it?? U are always calling more experienced NLers to come and bail u out. I'm sure airmark has gotten more mentions from u today than anyone else.
Has ur bookmark button spoilt?? Or do u also call airmark to come and hold ur díck if u wanna take a piss??

Anyways na the 2nd time today u dey express ur fóólishness for my mentions. U ve duly being noticed!!

raumdeuter:


Within 2 hrs the number of players Hazard dribbled fell from 5 to 2. Wht happened to the additional 3 you added?

You see why you are an obtuse foool.

Idiotss, download those youtube videos and get sense, stop coming here to post bullshit.

Lana1:
Lol. Na u get time to dey drag with that boy!

His foolishness is legendary. His response he will call on mommy to come help him as he is being bullied on the playground

airmak airmak why he no just change his name to airmak

Lana1:
We go all dey here by January. No need for further noise!!

e no go even win goal of the season in the EPL.

Chelseafan1:
Idiotss, download those youtube videos and get sense, stop coming here to post bullshit.

No be The same youtube you downloaded and saw hazard dribbling 5 players to score yesterday?

SIRcumalot:

e no go even win goal of the season in the EPL.

Na for EPL dem score these goals below, I even removed all the scorpion kicks, overhead kicks and long range shots. I am sure if na Hazard score any of the below chelseafan1 will tell him to retire immediately because Maradona no fit catch am

[img]http:///media/2-05-2017/HMRUrR.gif[/img]

[img]http:///media/2-05-2017/AFGFaN.gif[/img]

[img]http:///media/2-05-2017/DbUYVK.gif[/img]

[img]http:///media/2-05-2017/g3quuk.gif[/img]

raumdeuter:


His foolishness is legendary. His response he will call on mommy to come help him as he is being bullied on the playground

airmak airmak why he no just change his name to airmak

Airmark is ur god, he is always ready to knack sense into ur big for nothing gorodom head

Nihilist:


England obviously.

I was watching part of the first half in a bar in Cardiff yesterday with shouts of Allez les Bleus echoing round the bar. My wife just taped her mouth shut before they heard her accent and beat our two up.

That first half was dreadful though and I was sure that France was going to win, only to hear on the drive back home that Ben Teo scored a try almost at the end of the game.

That guy that does fuckall for his club that is in danger of relegation, yet seems to ball tight for England every time.

England you say eh?

Loooool Dude I don't know why the Home nations hate seeing England do well. Methinks it is jealousy or maybe they Know it will be rubbed in their faces .

I guess He feels He has much to prove anytime He puts on the Red Rose's Jersey. Don't think It's the same in Worcester.

Lana1:
Is it that u cant stand on ur own and form an opinion and stand by it?? U are always calling more experienced NLers to come and bail u out. I'm sure airmark has gotten more mentions from u today than anyone else.
Has ur bookmark button spoilt?? Or do u also call airmark to come and hold ur díck if u wanna take a piss??

Anyways na the 2nd time today u dey express ur fóólishness for my mentions. U ve duly being noticed!!

Look at this illiterate, it is been not being, which secondary did you graduate from sef, taking sides with Raumdeuter will just render your brain completely dead, airmark is your god everyday of the week.
That goal is worth Puskas, kill yourself.

Chelseafan1:
Airmark is ur god, he is always ready to knack sense into ur big for nothing gorodom head

Everyone knows the person who screams airmak everytime, Today is Sunday you have called on airmak more than you have called on Jesus

the standard defence against that payet goal na say
boro players no sabi,that na why Hazard or any other amazing dribbler in the league no repeat the same feat against them.

Chelseafan1:


Look at this illetrate, it is been not being, which secondary did you graduate from sef, taking sides with Raumdeuter will just render your brain completely dead, airmark is your god everyday of the week.
That goal is worth Puskas, kill yourself.

Hello Pot meet the black kettle. who cant even spell

[img]https://02varvara.files./2011/01/01-pot-calls-kettle-black.jpg[/img]

raumdeuter:


Everyone knows the person who screams airmak everytime, Today is Sunday you have called on airmak more than you have called on Jesus

Is that why you have always recieved punches from almost everyone on this board, even from a woman?