okay guys..here goes ma short story
I am in a group of 5(3 boys nd 2gals) and we are all close sha,we read together always,we re medical students.but in this group I normally hang out with a particular girl,let me call her x.
she is really pretty nd soooooo ambitious and she reads a lot,so we normally read together all the time.she is very cool and we talk bout so many things ranging from sex to stuff(am not chyking her oo)..
anyways,she started acting weird and always saying stuff like.."if I sit on ur laps now,what will u do??"...."did u cook??..I want to come to ur lodge"
other people in our group started noticing this and whenever they tease her about dating me..she will be like "me date fayded??God forbid".every time dating topics come up she always use me for example..and be like.." its just like me dating fayded now..I can't oo".

fast forward to last week,d other girl in d group showed x a screenshot of ma chats with x..which I sent to our WhatsApp group(just 5 of us are in d group),buh d ish is that I sent dt screenshot last year and I wasn't close to x at dt time,she wasn't even part of the group oo..and there was nothing serious in d screenshot.
x was very pissed at me in school,and really carried face..me ,I just pretended like there is nothing there.I later apologized sha,nd x was like she wasn't really angry at me.
now on Friday at d library after classes,x started those weird questions like.."I need a man".."do u know when d hormone "serotonin" is released..??"..serotonin is released during orgasm sha..and that question made us talk bout sex and squirting and stuff.
so on Saturday,I talked to the other girl in d group on WhatsApp privately,and I was like"please make x not fall for me,as in tell her bad things about me"...then the other gal was like x is attracted to intelligent guys that,that is how it is.
buh she came up with a plan that we would make x believe I have a crush on a nursing girl..u know..just to kill d love..But I told her to forget it,that I would deal with it squarely.and I BEGGED HER TO DELETE D CHAT IMMEDIATELY.
then on Sunday..next thing she said is that x has seen our chat and that x said she doesn't really like me in dt way..I was soooooo fucking pissed at her..I begged her to delete that chat.and this girl always always teases me and x that we re in love..
okay,so today in Skul,I snubbed nd ignored that girl throughout today..I even left d normal seat I normally stay to read with x and went inside inside d library.x still found me there..and was like "why am I running from d normal seat??".. I just gave her an excuse that people were on dt seat when I came..
now in d afternoon..that other girl kept coming to talk to me,and I kept ignoring her..
she now called an emergency meeting outside..nd was like..let d group ask me what she did...d stuff now started getting dramatic..nd I hate drama..I have ds feeling,that I overreacted..
guys,what do I do tmao??cos..we will still read together after class..ohh nd I blocked d other girl on WhatsApp.
and I dnt have feelings for x.I just like her intelligence nd enthusiasm..

abeg I know its lengthy,buh this is happening now..nd I need una advice,pardon ma typos biko

I don't even understand what u wrote.. I. Need. An interpreter

guy u own nobody any explanation period.

from the way ur guys relate self it seems inmature, are u guys virgins?

bt if u insist to go on bleep each of them that fall plea to ur trap and move on with ur life. dnt giv her room of taking advantage of ur bias feelings.

adewumiopeyemi:
I don't even understand what u wrote.. I. Need. An interpreter

lolz

i dy come make i interpret.. But shabi u know say i be bad reader and writer?

I yam not understanding dz x+y equation o. Maybe jacksparrow127 can solve dz coefficient of x n y.

adewumiopeyemi:
I don't even understand what u wrote.. I. Need. An interpreter

lolz..boss..abeg take ur time read am na..na English I take write am o
and I was in a hurry.

newyorks:
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lolz..this thing u did now..I normally do it to people o. that "." thing.I dey do am die,buh now u do me am,kai I dey feel bad oo.. u no get any advice??

optional1:



lolz

i dy come make i interpret.. But shabi u know say i be bad reader and writer?

lolz,just take ur time and read sister
am awaiting ur advice

Don't even know what to say

Oya interpret an

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u sabi book pass. Buhari

optional1:



lolz

i dy come make i interpret.. But shabi u know say i be bad reader and writer?

I hate all dese kain things... Girl will be formimg she likes you and in the end she will be pretending like she doesn't when its really obvious..

Like she is ashamed of you or sth... Its veey stupid and annoying

Just move on with life.. If she wants to act dat way let her act... Its her business.. Just dont give her the chance to date you or anything close to that

Mr. Doc u suppose to be serious wt ur studies now.

Well I will advice u unblock her n start acting cool towards her again in other to avoid drama, I know what she did was wrong infact I v a strong feeling she purposely left it dere so x will see it. Be matured about the whole thing n since u don't want x to fall for u den just be ur normal self abeg or u start flaunting a particular girl on ur dp trust me she will get d message. My 2 kobo

#clears throat

my pipo have a saying, the elders can not sit down n watch a she goat giving birth without doing something(helping)

#clearsthroat again

the council of elders have heard you ngwanu! n have decided to help

okwaya! u no oshogbo egbo shebi? smoke two wraps u go get liver tell ms. X ur mind........cos frm all indication u love her but you are just to pompous in a weird way to man up n tell her how u feel # brov u need to get laid

lastly ms.X's friend...... I think u should just overlook whatever happened,shit appens just dont lose a good frnd over silly ish

enuf said be good ....study hard n make me proud. peace!

kheengjay:
#clears throat

my pipo have a saying, the elders can not sit down n watch a she goat giving birth without doing something(helping)

#clearsthroat again

the council of elders have heard you ngwanu! n have decided to help

okwaya! u no oshogbo egbo shebi? smoke two wraps u go get liver tell ms. X ur mind........cos frm all indication u love her but you are just to pompous in a weird way to man up n tell her how u feel # brov u need to get laid

lastly ms.X's friend...... I think u should just overlook whatever happened,shit appens just dont lose a good frnd over silly ish

enuf said be good ....study hard n make me proud. peace!

thanks bruv..although..I dnt have feelings for x..
ail try to salvage d relationship.. and I'll make u proud sir

tifany89:
Well I will advice u unblock her n start acting cool towards her again in other to avoid drama, I know what she did was wrong infact I v a strong feeling she purposely left it dere so x will see it. Be matured about the whole thing n since u don't want x to fall for u den just be ur normal self abeg or u start flaunting a particular girl on ur dp trust me she will get d message. My 2 kobo

thanks man..would try to do dt

fayded:

lolz,just take ur time and read sister am awaiting ur advice

sir i dont know how to read oh..
Am bad in reading and writing but good in sign language.

adewumiopeyemi:
Oya interpret an

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u sabi book pass. Buhari

huh

buhari no book pass me oh.. If e no no e for no sabi turn d country up side down...

I cut cap for em oh..

Lol...such poo happens alot among medics,,u spend alot of tym togeda na xo wat do u xpect,,jux bleep her if u want to even witawt a relationship

Where did you overreact na
Abi the story still remain?

Are u not the one dat vote for change

optional1:



huh

buhari no book pass me oh.. If e no no e for no sabi turn d country up side down...

I cut cap for em oh..

adewumiopeyemi:
I don't even understand what u wrote.. I. Need. An interpreter

Me too

adewumiopeyemi:
Are u not the one dat vote for change

lol
i no even get voters card self.. Me no be omo naija nah.

Leme call an interpreter optional 1 she is a gud interpreter [color=#000099][/color]

Bumbae1:


Me too

Some sort of Elvish. No spacing, annoying punctuation and a confusing plot. I can't read it. I'll pass it on to Einstein.

Maybe x no really fine or endowed as the way you take describe am sha. Or probably not your taste.
There are some certain girls you can never resist no matter how hard or tough you claim to be. With their level of intelligence and beauty plus endowment.
Well forgive the other girl, unblock her and act mature about it.
As for x just let the flow continue any how it leads. You can be friends with benefit since u have no feelings for her. You can both satisfy ur sexual fantasies with no strings attached

adewumiopeyemi:
Leme call an interpreter optional 1 she is a gud interpreter [color=#000099][/color]

Haha