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It’s Heartbreaking! Here Is What Happened When Someone Broke His Dick by Khrisfame(m): 11:19am On Feb 10, 2017
The owner of the fractured penis gives the insight into how it happened, and how long it took for him to have back to normal

This can be a very sad and depressing condition, but here is the thing, it can heal and get better, hopefully get back to the same one you had originally before you broke it.

I haven’t broken mine, atleast not yet. Here is an account of someone who broke his dick, as documented by Bobby Box, Women’s Health Magazine. Read and learn

It was 8:30 p.m. on New Year's Eve eve, and after having a late dinner with my fiance, she and I headed upstairs to watch some reality TV.

But instead of watching My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding, we had very rough, possibly over-enthusiastic sex.

The sex itself was great, but while we were in reverse cowgirl position, something happened—something horrible. While we were in the middle of sex, I heard an audible crack.

I immediately went soft and felt a sharp pain emanating from the base of my cock. Alarmed, I quickly shimmied myself off the bed and reluctantly hit the light switch, afraid of what I was about to see. Lo and behold, there it was in all its swollen glory: my very injured penis.
My genitals looked as if I was smuggling a small water balloon in my scrotum and part of it crept up to my shaft. Although my boner used to confidently point straight forward as if declaring, “I want YOU for the U.S. Army,” it now curved to the right.

Right after it happened, my dick didn’t really hurt, despite it looking horrible. Instead of a sharp pain, my injury just felt incredibly warm and achy, as if I’d torn a muscle.

After scoping out the freezer for an ice pack, my fiancé opened her laptop to determine how serious this was, but found nothing helpful.

After her frantic search, she looked down at me, seated on the couch with a pack of frozen edamame on my balls, and we both laughed. It was funny, right? I broke my boner! Despite never having broken a bone in my body, I somehow broke my penis.

About 20 minutes later, my fiancé went to bed because she had to be up early for work and there was nothing she could possibly do to help me at that point. So I texted my buddy about what just transpired.

“I think I fractured my cock,” I wrote. “It’s literally purple—and now I don’t know if I should go to emergency or wait until tomorrow.”
“No!!!!” he said. “No no no no no no no."

By 10:44 p.m. the same night, the base of my penis looked like it had a black eye. My dick was also much girthier than it was before. I didn’t mind that side effect, but at this point I was certain that my ailment was getting worse.

After doing some reading, I found out that this sort of injury is considered serious if there is blood in your urine. So I went to the bathroom and there was no blood.

Thank God . Then I went to bed, resolving to visit the walk-in clinic as soon as I woke up.

Come morning, the dark bruising had completely eclipsed my dick. There was
maybe a nickel-sized amount of skin that wasn't bruised. Though it looked really bad, it didn't hurt as bad as you'd think. Unlike an actual broken bone, the pain was more of a dull ache.

At this point, the color was a deep purple and my balls were even darker.
When I got to the clinic at 8 a.m. on New Year’s Eve, it was pretty busy. Eventually I was taken to a solo room, where the nurse asked me what I was here for. “It’s kind of embarrassing,” I said. “I think I fractured my penis.”

She then politely stifled her laughter and said “Oh.” Then there was an awkward silence. She jotted something down on her notepad and left the room.

“You poor thing,” said the doctor as she walked in. “So...do you want to see it?” I asked. The answer in her heart was probably no, but her obligation as a doctor was yes. I pulled down my pants and apprehensively presented my mutant penis.

“Have you ever seen anything like this before?” I asked as she inspected from afar. “No,” she said politely, looking slightly disgusted, though I could tell she was trying her best not to.

She told me there was nothing we could do at the moment, no x-rays, tests, or anything were required. I’d just have to wait for my dick to heal itself. She said that the outer lining of my penis had been torn and the rush of blood that keeps my erection erect had nowhere else to go, hence the bruising.

I went home and spent the majority of the day with an ice pack on my delicate package. Later that night, I celebrated the closing of 2016 with my new, blue penis, hopeful that in 2017 it would return back to its pinkish hue.

Nearly three weeks later, my penis returned to normal. The bruising completely cleared up and it only hurts a bit from time to time, but hopefully that will go away in the future. The hardest part of all this was that my fiancé and I had to wait roughly three weeks before having sex again. Though, after week two, I very carefully (and successfully) masturbated.

My takeaway: Reverse cowgirl, a position I once revered, can be very dangerous.

cc; Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique
Re: It’s Heartbreaking! Here Is What Happened When Someone Broke His Dick by Rtopzy(f): 11:20am On Feb 10, 2017
Ogah o
Re: It’s Heartbreaking! Here Is What Happened When Someone Broke His Dick by Khrisfame(m): 11:21am On Feb 10, 2017
lol
Re: It’s Heartbreaking! Here Is What Happened When Someone Broke His Dick by segebase(m): 11:30am On Feb 10, 2017
na wa oo
Re: It’s Heartbreaking! Here Is What Happened When Someone Broke His Dick by Mjshexy(f): 11:33am On Feb 10, 2017
Long story, i tot it broke & cut off completely sad
Re: It’s Heartbreaking! Here Is What Happened When Someone Broke His Dick by Khrisfame(m): 11:34am On Feb 10, 2017
Mjshexy:
Long story, i tot it broke & cut off completely sad
You wicked oh
Re: It’s Heartbreaking! Here Is What Happened When Someone Broke His Dick by Mjshexy(f): 11:36am On Feb 10, 2017
Khrisfame:
You wicked oh
Lol grin

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