Chelseafan1:

Is that all??

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. My guy go say I don find him trouble today.

bykebyke:
Triggered.


I'm stepping up my Neymar propaganda and publicly announcing my Hazard agenda.

These Hazardistas need to be reminded of where they are on the food chain.

Hazard has two UCL goals from Open play.

87' vs Schalke to make it 3-0
90' vs Maribor to make it 6-0

Hazardistas should stick to comparing him to Debruyne and Alexis Sanchez.

What sort of inconsequential goals are this?

homesteady:


What sort of inconsequential goals are this?

I no even know sef.

homesteady:

What sort of inconsequential goals are this?

Raul: Always disappointing when Barca reach final who like make madrid reach final sef

Football of the past.(circa 1980's and 90's)

So fücking overrated.

https://twitter.com/BigSportGB/status/829781937979928577

Messi has renewed his contract with Adidas.



Adidas: We are happy to announce the renewal of Leo Messi,We are thankful a player that is bigger than us renewed his contract with us too.

We hope this relationship continues for Many more years,as Leo is the biggest football player on the planet,which he has shown on the pitch(sly dig at Pogba)and outside of it for years.

Thank you Leo,Visca El Messi Fc.

dmcdad:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. My guy go say I don find him trouble today.

LOL, seriously d thing don taya me cos u no fit win me over, me sef no fit win u over, I like, scratch dt, I love Hazard gan, Azzzin, gan nd I dey always want make he succeed, I have never wished for Neymar to join Chelsea, I would rather have Sanchez in my team right now, not because Neymar isn't good, but that's just me.

CONTEDDICTED:
Put Hazard in place of Neymar in that team and watch Messi give him half his wages every week


I hope to see Hazard and Messi play together Mehn. ....Too lit

Tell them.

bykebyke:
Messi has renewed his contract with Adidas.



Adidas: We are happy to announce the renewal of Leo Messi,We are thankful a player that is bigger than us renewed his contract with us too.

We hope this relationship continues for Many more years,as Leo is the biggest football player on the planet,which he has shown on the pitch(sly dig at Pogba)and outside of it for years.

Thank you Leo,Visca El Messi Fc.

Ronaldo lifetime contract worth over 1 billion dollars.

Help Messi hold this L

Nihilist:


Ronaldo lifetime contract worth over 1 billion dollars.

Help Messi hold this L

Details of Messi's contract were not released.

Cause he obviously doesn't need PR to be relevant like Cristina.


But it's a contract that spans until the end of his career.

Which means..Messi might be 50years old and be playing at a local club in Bulgaria..He's gonna keep taking in Adidas money.

bykebyke:

Details of Messi's contract were not released.

Cause he obviously doesn't need PR to be relevant like Cristina.


But it's a contract that spans until the end of his career.

Which means..Messi might be 50years old and be playing at a local club in Bulgaria..He's gonna keep taking in Adidas money.

Lifetime contract for Ororo

Take 2 Ls, one for Messi, and the other incase he loses the first one.

Nihilist:


Lifetime contract for Ororo

Take 2 Ls, one for Messi, and the other incase he loses the first one.

if signing a mutlimillion pound contract with adidas is considered an L, then give me such L's all my life. And I am quite sure you'd like even half an L as well.

ddippset:
if signing a mutlimillion pound contract with adidas is considered an L, then give me such L's all my life. And I am quite sure you'd like even half an L as well.

This is such a terrible post. I am so disappointed.

Surely you must understand the meaning of relativity and context.

Nihilist:


This is such a terrible post. I am so disappointed.

Surely you must understand the meaning of relativity and context.

sure I do. but I don't understand why messi/ronaldo comparisons should get to the aspect of endorsements in the first place. lovers of messi love to restrict the L's and W's to footballing issues but lovers of ronaldo love to talk about other things. is it desperation?

ddippset:
sure I do. but I don't understand why messi/ronaldo comparisons should get to the aspect of endorsements in the first place. lovers of messi love to restrict the L's and W's to footballing issues but lovers of ronaldo love to talk about other things. is it desperation?

My friend shut the fück up and get thee behind me.

Bykebyke and I were having a very simple discussion until you came in uninvited to chat shït. We've made comparison between Ronaldo and Messi in literally every aspect of their lives both on pitch and off the pitch, so you can either get with the programme or fück off - either way, hold this L

Nihilist:


My friend shut the fück up and get thee behind me.

Bykebyke and I were having a very simple discussion until you came in uninvited to chat shït. We've made comparison between Ronaldo and Messi in literally every aspect of their lives both on pitch and off the pitch, so you can either get with the programme or fück off - either way, hold this L

lol. I really don't get how my post got you so wound up. I was just having a chat too. but you lost your cool. so obviously the L is currently 'in your court'.

ddippset:
lol. I really don't get how my post got you so wound up. I was just having a chat too. but you lost your cool. so obviously the L is currently 'in your court'.

You were chatting shït and I haven't lost my cool at all.
I just have little patience for people who can't stick to the topic at hand.

Here...take 2 Ls

Mathieu and Umtiti to lead our back line today against an inform Alaves.

May Leo guide us and protect us.

Wetin deh sweet me about Barca these days na Cillessen.

After 8years of Pinto..We now have a really good second choice goal keeper who doesn't do DJ work on part time.

Lionel Messi (29) wants to be relieved of some on-field responsibility of carrying the team before agreeing to sign a new contract. [MARCA]



Messi feels he has huge responsibility on pitch and wants to be assured before renewing contract that some burden will be taken off. [MARCA]




Since it's Marca,it is definitely bogus..but I wish it's true.

bykebyke:


Mathieu and Umtiti to lead our back line today against an inform Alaves.

May Leo guide us and protect us.

Lolz.that neymar's fav quote "May God us and protect us".. he likes to post it almost before every game...but you change God to Leo...Leo can guide us but can't protect us

Theflash98:


Lolz.that neymar's fav quote "May God us and protect us".. he likes to post it almost before every game...but you change God to Leo...Leo can guide us but can't protect us

Lineup.

Game on!

This people mean business oh

I am not understanding ohh! They clearly pushed Neymar, this ref did not blow, some seconds later, Umtiti pushed somebody, the ref rushed to bring out his card!

Ter Stegen! Ope oh!