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My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by TrapHedges(m): 9:16pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Here is the list of things my gf is not allowed to do 1. She not allowed to have more than three male in her life..thats me, her father, her brother..if she got 2 brothers she better chose 2. She is not allowed to wash her mouth..am fine with the smell...if any other person can smell it they came too damn close 3 she is not allowed to go on vacation..if she wanna travel..she better pick a basket ball 4. She is not allowed to twerk..the only thing she should be clapping is her hands in church thanking God she has me 5. She is not allowed to love me from the buttom of her heart..wah she gon do with the top, love other niggas? No way 6. She is not allowed to use straw..the only pipe she should suck is mine 7. She is not allowed to solve trigonometry..wahs she tryna calculate, the angle she gon break my heart from? Tat aint happening 8. She is not allowed to like another niggas pic on ig..tats a hint 9. She is not allowed to ride bikes..the only thing she should riding ..be my dick thats it ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Amabeast: 9:18pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Go FĂșck urself 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by TrapHedges(m): 9:22pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Amabeast: 9:27pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
TrapHedges: 1 Like
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by TrapHedges(m): 9:29pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
[quote author=Amabeast post=53627367][/quote] not tat meme is funny ![]() but still. Fist yourself ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by SINZ: 9:55pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
My girlfriend is not allowed to breathe ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by TrapHedges(m): 9:59pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
SINZ: lol give a reason sire |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Royalerumble(m): 10:00pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
My girlfriend is not allowed Missionary. We must rumble whenever we got to rough the sheet ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobleman18(m): 10:04pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
My girlfriend must not be flat she must have those curves that'll eventually kill me ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by TrapHedges(m): 10:08pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Nobleman18: savage ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by JacksonD7: 10:21pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
TrapHedges: And what are the restrictions on you. Oh wait I got one 1. You must be sensible so you don't post rubbish online. 2 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by TrapHedges(m): 10:22pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
JacksonD7:ill get you a spoon..so you can eat my ass 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by McBrooklyn(m): 10:24pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 10:31pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Funny op ![]() ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by chybykee(m): 10:32pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
I think you're just being over possessive and unnecessarily jealous. she knows what's right for the relationship and you both, let her live. if she fs up, then take action no excuses BTW its just a relationship and not slavery ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by TrapHedges(m): 10:39pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
chybykee:lol sarcasm bro ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by JacksonD7: 10:50pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
TrapHedges: I ain't gay so don't even bother. |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by enniewest(f): 11:08pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Op Your head dey there 1 Share
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 12:23am On Feb 12, 2017 |
SINZ:See ur life ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 12:30am On Feb 12, 2017 |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 12:43am On Feb 12, 2017 |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 12:46am On Feb 12, 2017 |
Bumbae1:if you don't have bf then who am I? ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 12:48am On Feb 12, 2017 |
comradespade: SINZ OHHHH COME HERE You have to get blessing from sinz first then kill all potential bf so only u left ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by SINZ: 1:05am On Feb 12, 2017 |
Bumbae1: Spade, I hereby BLESS you. ![]() **runs away** ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 4:58am On Feb 12, 2017 |
TrapHedges: Ooohh goodness gracioooooous me! ![]() Omo I love doing #6 &9 tho... ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Lastking147(m): 5:04am On Feb 12, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:Tight rules buh Im with him on this. 6&9? what if one of u guys farts ![]() ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 5:06am On Feb 12, 2017 |
Lastking147: Hahhahahahaahah ![]() Well, he doesn't even allowed his gf to brush her teeth so no men will come closer ![]() What a crazy rules.. |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Lastking147(m): 5:10am On Feb 12, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:Lool imagine spade tryna woo a gyal with mouth odour ![]() he said he's fine with the smell no wonder he's getting fat lmao ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 5:26am On Feb 12, 2017 |
Lastking147: Hahahahahha... Abeeg comradespade cumman here.. Is this true? ![]() ![]() |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by TrapHedges(m): 7:30am On Feb 12, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: lmfao u better adjust |
Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 8:22am On Feb 12, 2017 |
Bumbae1: already taken his blessings............ Then where are the potential b.f? ![]() 1 Like
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To . . . by Nobody: 8:26am On Feb 12, 2017 |
Lastking147: is this ur definition of fat? ![]()
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