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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by TheSCRYPT: 8:44pm On Feb 01, 2017
Hilarious! OP, when it is seems darkest, that's when you are closer than you think. Try and improve your test and interview skills as it seems that's where you are lacking. I don't know how old you are right now and what responsibility you may be shouldering, I would have suggested you go for a masters while you keep your job hunting game up there so as to keep you relevant and also cover the gaps in your CV.

While you continue your hustle, do not forget the place of prayers. Keep praying, and while you pray remember there is the place of patience. God will help you.


Idydarling:
i feel u bro, making me scared since I'm almost done with school, but then... MY CASE IS DIFFERENT!

Ideee3, that's what we all said. I advice you start preparing for the reality out here.

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by idu1(m): 9:17pm On Feb 01, 2017
The sufferness wey youths dey face for this country words no fit talk am.

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by PromiseUche(m): 9:30pm On Feb 01, 2017
pls believe me. I was like u sm months back, my Testimony is on dis forum. 1. u are jack of all trades, master of none. 2. concentrate on ur field and acquire required grass root experience, on d job experience even with a road side firm. 3. kip on applying and improving/mastering wat u wrote on ur CV. u will shine soon. one day. show ur job description in ur CV.(write a good CV like d graduate u are.

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Nobody: 9:53pm On Feb 01, 2017
I feel you baba... But let's not give up na just small e remain
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by castrol180(m): 10:46pm On Feb 01, 2017
This is very serious, you are not the only one in this shoe guy take heart and be patient.
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by leobrownish(m): 11:27pm On Feb 01, 2017
praxs:
“i go buy rabbits, them don die now” grin grin. Join commedy oo


make een join comedy? if ppl no kan dey laff 4 een joke, wetin een go do again??
all is well sha.
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Nobody: 12:06am On Feb 02, 2017
Guy u don make me use life wake my baby now. Lol. Pure clown.

Guy no give up. Others did it, u too can
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Optimusprime(m): 12:07am On Feb 02, 2017
casttlebarbz:
Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now..
Hehehehe!
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by apollo13(m): 3:35am On Feb 02, 2017
casttlebarbz:
During under graduate days they will say dont rely on your bsc everybody out there has it...i started ICAN exams.
After graduation they say learn hand work...i started learning system engineering at ikeja ,when i cant meet up with t.fare my parent advised i quit and focus on completing my ICAN/ATS before NYSC...
During NYSC some scammers came and make mouth about PMP and HSC i still use my alawee savings to partake...
After NYSC

Dont just sit at home go out and look for jobs i use the little savings remaining to be looking for jobs up nd downs ...money finsh
there are jobs online. ..i don apply tire got few invite, no results
Try teaching jobs, i started with a school in my area cos of t.fare, they pay me 12k in a month ,i take jss2-ss3 , the woman still owe me 3mths...
Go and learn somthing i went out to make inquiries, the fees no be for here ...
They will say everything is not connection ,a gf of mine got a job with an oil company on the island with OND, i can start mentioning...
Don't do yahoo, my roomie in school use a venza now,when he will stay awake all night browsing, i will be reading ,made a 2.1 in economics +Ican, who is now better off?...
Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now..

someone was asking how job seekers were coping( lluminated93 ) ,some lucky ones that got jobs with connection are calling him lazy weed smoker...

no job seekers likes it this way but sometimes our hands are tied
Guy Na true u talk jare! Na that ur Rabbit part make me laugh. Lolz it is well bro.

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by apollo13(m): 3:50am On Feb 02, 2017
The Rabbit part funny die I swear! grin grin
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Miradamian: 5:20am On Feb 02, 2017
And this is why u will remain in poverty. Hunger will keep on singing on you until u become wise. All your mates have left u behind bc of your short sightedness. ( go protest on an empty stomach) no sit down and be waiting when u will chop beleful bf u protest. Life hasn't started showing u yet.
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by walexsho(m): 7:29am On Feb 02, 2017
It shall be weelll
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by founts(m): 8:27am On Feb 02, 2017
Thepasserby:
And some people still clicked on the like button. Biko what are you liking?

We all cannot see things the same way, some of us might be liking comments because we are also going tru same faith or some of us believe the comment is a fact. One does not really need to comment on every expression or posts. #Justsayingnoni from my position

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by leonard002(m): 8:36am On Feb 02, 2017
I feel you brother. Don't worry, we will overcome

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by seyema(m): 9:25am On Feb 02, 2017
Almost the same experience here.......... Na to dust my laptop be the next thing!

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by enyi1: 10:34am On Feb 02, 2017
Take your problems to God like Jabez. you have done your part now let God do his. Do serious restitution, spiritual sacrifice and penance. Pray fervently and fast (either 6-12, 6-1, 6-4, or 6-6) depending on your capabilities for 40days and i challenge you to come and post the outcome here 40days from now.

But remember, God is not man and cannot be mocked, say what you mean and mean what you say. Avoid sin and make a solemn promise to God to live a holy life if he rewrites your story.

On or before 40 days from now, your story will change. Hand over your burdens to him and have your peace.

40days. Tag me when you testify to his goodness and mercies.

Thank you

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Osinitu(m): 11:05am On Feb 02, 2017
I feel your pain bro, You're not in this alone, we just have to keep trying and praying till God answers....

Best wishes to everyone of us

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by jd1986(m): 11:16am On Feb 02, 2017
Chai... Nawah ooo
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Ay04z(m): 12:47pm On Feb 02, 2017
twosquare:
Omo, village people strong for your case o..grin. Just kidding...that's the reality in today's Nigeria. Don't stop at B.A, go for your Masters....man pikin do Masters..no job yet...don't stop at M.A, go for your Ph.D..na so I go pick race...the over-reliance on A4 paper while your mate not having up to these qualifications are better off...a number of guys I know with such educational grades that are frustrated with nothing in their pockets...like the case of a friend...e dey do yahoo yahoo now after sufferhead don suffer am after graduation..dude now riding a new car and almost completed his house...Me? Well, I have entered into freelancing since..waiting till something comes up..an d as I dey look am so...i may eventually be an entrepreneur fully if things continue like this in Nigeria...or I just abscond for this country.Man pikin dey grow old every seconds...these parents still live in the illusion of Old times that education is the only key whereas there are other keys...my life is not meant for quoting Okoro (2013), and at the end of the day..dem dey talk say Na Dr. Twosquare dey on top okada so...no one naira for his account...make person matter no become prayer point for church...target this year is to make nothing less than a million naira via legal business. God help us..no be only you..
i swear u reason like me bro.

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by megareal: 1:01pm On Feb 02, 2017
That's how they will be advising people upandan and call you lazy if you don't make it as if anybody come this world to escort another.

Hang in there, soon you will smile.

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by RotgakSlay(m): 3:26pm On Feb 02, 2017
seriouzly its painfull......
G-boyz now r living large. i dy wait for service n some of my guys doin it big wit cars...... well, beliv say baba God don wok him fone. so na my call him go pick next
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Ayoola171(m): 7:29pm On Feb 02, 2017
In fact, I don't know what to say to all these, than never ever give up. I read to some extent that; I have to laugh out loud.
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by olenime(m): 3:01am On Feb 03, 2017
They lied to us school! Yes, they did! We were told to read well n come out with good results, we will get jobs with oil coys, Pz, Unilever, Uac etc, we did come out with good results, yet, no jobs! Funny enough, the badt guys then in school are doing pretty well. Wished we knew the truth then... The truth is, be a sharp guy, don't just dull yourself with books alone!
#theylied.
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Dexlomo: 12:13am On Feb 10, 2017
casttlebarbz:
During under graduate days they will say dont rely on your bsc everybody out there has it...i started ICAN exams.
After graduation they say learn hand work...i started learning system engineering at ikeja ,when i cant meet up with t.fare my parent advised i quit and focus on completing my ICAN/ATS before NYSC...
During NYSC some scammers came and make mouth about PMP and HSC i still use my alawee savings to partake...
After NYSC
Dont just sit at home go out and look for jobs i use the little savings remaining to be looking for jobs up nd downs ...money finsh
there are jobs online. ..i don apply tire got few invite, no results
Try teaching jobs, i started with a school in my area cos of t.fare, they pay me 12k in a month ,i take jss2-ss3 , the woman still owe me 3mths...
Go and learn somthing i went out to make inquiries, the fees no be for here ...
They will say everything is not connection ,a gf of mine got a job with an oil company on the island with OND, i can start mentioning...
Don't do yahoo, my roomie in school use a venza now,when he will stay awake all night browsing, i will be reading ,made a 2.1 in economics +Ican, who is now better off?...
Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now..

someone was asking how job seekers were coping( lluminated93 ) ,some lucky ones that got jobs with connection are calling him lazy weed smoker...

no job seekers likes it this way but sometimes our hands are tied

What do you want? You seem to be controlled by what is thriving which may not be your desire which imply your inability to breakthrough with it. Also, do not get the lazy and stealing mentality ripping off our youths get to you that people are thriving on illegality. They might succeed and you do not even if you venture into it. I learnt a saying that you hands never deceive you. Therefore, think of what you desire and work towards it. BTW, you could apply into graduate studies in the mean time. I think the returns are higher but not for everyone sha ooooooooo.

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Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by olac21(m): 12:44am On Feb 10, 2017
Wetin kill those rabbits my guy?
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by pweetiedee(m): 10:59pm On Feb 12, 2017
Longman6:


Guy you craked me up...the rabbit part,God bless your hustle..Go market buy GRE+Gmats Textbook+ Bible+ books on acing interview,and start practicing and paying then apply to all those graduate trainee program,+ look for companies that do what you do and market yourself to them

All these for interview. mshew.
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by pweetiedee(m): 11:02pm On Feb 12, 2017
enyi1:
Take your problems to God like Jabez. you have done your part now let God do his. Do serious restitution, spiritual sacrifice and penance. Pray fervently and fast (either 6-12, 6-1, 6-4, or 6-6) depending on your capabilities for 40days and i challenge you to come and post the outcome here 40days from now.

But remember, God is not man and cannot be mocked, say what you mean and mean what you say. Avoid sin and make a solemn promise to God to live a holy life if he rewrites your story.

On or before 40 days from now, your story will change. Hand over your burdens to him and have your peace.

40days. Tag me when you testify to his goodness and mercies.

Thank you

Lol....fast for 40 days now, its you who wants to kill the guy. @poster, please just pray and continue doing what you do. Don't worry, all will be well. Trust God. Eat o, pls.
Re: Maybe They Should Kuku Kill Me by Longman6(m): 11:01am On Feb 13, 2017
pweetiedee:


All these for interview. mshew.

One is either lacking in skills or Favour, my suggestion is based on the former since that where one can easily upgrade everyday.Getting a job is a Job in Nigeria.

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