knacker:
una get strength

Angelswt:

what to do? it's boring doing nothing.

Bashnigga:

Mamuski:
How do I get posted to a typical village with constant electricity Any ideas of such villages or states.

knacker:
try learning sumtin new ;Dah dey very sure

Mustack:

This is the first time we both agree on something

knacker:

U guys shud remerge me na
My PH has been pending for 2weeks

Genea:
tnx oooo

Mamuski:
How do I get posted to a typical village with constant electricity Any ideas of such villages or states.

TOBIWHITE:
I only know of college of medicine, yh clearance started immediately after induction

olaisababs:
Hi everyone. I'm almost new here. Nice to connect with you people. Is there any whatsapp platform?

segunk1:


You keh U have to wait till end of d season.

olaisababs:
Hi everyone. I'm almost new here. Nice to connect with you people. Is there any whatsapp platform?

Ramanto:

'this term' seems like infinity here, bro.

Angelswt:

n here I am looking for something to do... even if it's to teach

knacker:
u catch my eye
Una dun tire now ...wen more teaching dey wait u after callup

richnigga:

we are almost half way through it,, but wait o,, who carry u go teach( I sometimes ask myself this question)

Ramanto:

I graduated since 2015, and staying idle was becoming unbearable. teaching was my last resort

richnigga:

same here man, I graduated in 2015,, it hasn't been easy

Genea:
tnx, I've done mine already

knacker:
For d jokes*

Road to camp zero is 75% ready
Python dance is imminent lols

Cc
Segunk1
Tobijoshua
Bashnigga
Philgbee
Chriswazo
Bussiebo
Mrletsgo
Uzeba
Mustack
Mandibeauty
Cutestcuty84
Christy
Phunkposh
Tpresh
Sparkle4u

Lols names plenty oo
Our ghostriders

Make una ready ooo
Am leading d battalion to camp zero

segunk1:


And who told you am going to camp zero with you U don hear am b4 say elders dey show for war front Abeg gimme my list and lemme add more battalion follow you.

segunk1:


And who told you am going to camp zero with you U don hear am b4 say elders dey show for war front Abeg gimme my list and lemme add more battalion follow you.

knacker:

Bashnigga:


U ehhhhh !!!!

richnigga:

I advice u to grab any opportunity u get,, I have gained a lot of experience while teaching, and I don't regret doing the job,, but there are times students will make u hate the whole idea of teaching

Dream2:
Continuation Of The Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.
Lemme start by stating that the shorts and shirts given to us in camp was of good quality,the sneakers are a miss.
Okay,the timetable read that no SAED program today,so we all assembled on the parade ground under the hot sun and the windy weather to watch as the "Chosen matchers" practice for monday closing ceremony,"hehe,zamfara state get as e be olohun".
So we welcomed some elite visitors to the camp,can't remember their names but I can clearly remember that of lieutenant colonel Adamu the commanding officer for the battalion......(forgot the number ) of zamfara state,he was so calm,present good speech as well as promised us a big cow for the camp fire night(mehn,the camp fire night go hot gan o).
My platoon(3) won the third position in volleyball while we are in the final of the men football "platoon 4 go hear am tomorrow".
There is this lady I met,pretty,calm so I made my move,fortunately she's getting engage by April,she has being a good friend,Fulani ladies are wow,good body posture,physique,soft speech,good character,bought me pounded yam with egunsi soup last night"mehn,the husby to be get luck jare".
Met with paris123,she's cool but "chai she and her friend wan use mouth finish my platoon ladies for volleyball this evening sha,i was just laughing silently,no vex say I no greet u and ur friends o,I be one silent dude with choice of words,i dont talk much just a one man movement".
Dead bones shall rise again,did i just read fabulocity,chiefojiji and aBbiie25 posts?issoryt,allawee don enter abi?okay o.
Lemme go collect my food,before proceeding to maami to buy bread,I like bread a lot, I drink water a lot, I LIKE FULANI LADIES ALOT AS WELL.
StarryV sweetie,overlook the words in capital letters dear,"mama Mia,am jokinggggggg".

Dream2:
Continuation Of The Chronicle Of Dream2 At tsafe Camp Zamfara State.

Yesterday night was the "Mr Macho and Miss NYSC" competition, it was full of fun,the competition span till past 11pm,Platoon 10 won the Mr Macho while Platoon 2 won the Miss NYSC,this competition is not about how built or pretty you are rather it is about how intelligent you are as few contestants flopped with the questions.
"Okayyyyyy,Tsafe set of batch B stream 2,corpers get some slangs oo,below are the few i can remember:

Let them Gooooo(This is used when the beagle is blow/blew to signal the end of parade by the soldier so boys hijacked and often abused it especially during the boring SAED lectures and social nights to discredit the speaker(s).

Ohhhhh Yes,Mouth Washerrrrrrrr(Mehn,the founder of this slang is a great comedian, he do sell sweets,biros,jotters,just name it so boys liked him a lot and whenever they see him,you heard them saying "Ohhhh,Yes,Mouth Washer,the "Ohhhhh and Mouth is pronounced with high tonation while the washer is dragged and pronounced slowly with your mouth wide open,LOL.

I warned you,i warned you not to come to zamfara....This is the boys interpretation for the early morning sound of the beagle.

Will be back later,have fun guys and pray for me to be posted to a better place.