bykebyke:
The comment: "We are getting further from the idea that made us great," was made in Barcelona's dressing room by a Barça player. [SPORT]



Another Barça player then said "We are well organised with the ball, without it everything is a lot trickier." [SPORT]

True. Nowadays Barça barely denote the tiki-taka ideal.

DarkRebel101:


He's too insignificant, an inconsequential drop of liquid in this comprehensive ocean. His physical fabric would be disintegrated faster than a Graham cracker falling into a jar of sizzling milk were I to apply a shard of my lexical hexcraft on him.

A quick shufti at his history would reveal a life we might as well call a dictionary of obscure sorrows; a life rendered checkered by myriad loops of psychological traumas.

His father raped his mother on the Valentine's day of 1976. No wonder each chapter of his life introduces us to a vaudeville of monumetal failures. He failed in school because of his ADHD, he failed at table tennis because he was too pudgy, and now the phatasm of failure trails his scent even to the realm of soccer punditry.

No, no, I refuse to pile on his gloom. His existence as it were is already one painful boil on humanity's arse. I refuse to make it any worse than just a boil.

There is no way that this is not coogar. Even if this account was originally opened by somebody else, Coogar is definitely using the account now.

The last two paragraphs are almost verbatim reproductions of coogar's favourite insults. This must be coogar because I doubt that anybody could stan so hard.

Thought i was the only one who noticed

Nihilist:


There is no way that this is not coogar. Even if this account was originally opened by somebody else, Coogar is definitely using the account now.

The last two paragraphs are almost verbatim reproductions of coogar's favourite insults. This must be coogar because I doubt that anybody could stan so hard.

I've thought about that too but this guy is a Barca fan while Coogar isn't

Nihilist:

[s]here is no way that this is not coogar. Even if this account was originally opened by somebody else, Coogar is definitely using the account now.

The last two paragraphs are almost verbatim reproductions of coogar's favourite insults. This must be coogar because I doubt that anybody could stan so hard[/s].

Nihilist = epitome of idiocy.

The boil on humanity's arse joke is a popular internet joke, which I first came across in the movie, "Horrible Bosses". (@screenshot below) This is a joke you'd find on many Youtube comment sections.

Because you've only seen Coogar using it doesn't mean Coogar invented it. Jesus H! Such dissipience.

I've seen a lot of other people use the "fart of a leprous witch joke" on NL, does that make them Stans? "The fart of a leprous witch" joke by the way originally belongs to the Canadian rapper "Bender", not Coogar.

This is what happens when the only e-forum you visit is Nairaland and the be-all and end-all of your existence is Coogar. Go outside Nairaland, visit other social media platforms...your insulation on this forum has turned you into a myopic local champion.

And for the upteempth time, dork, go do something useful with your life rather than obsessing all day on whether or not my penmanship runs parallel with that of Coogar. _Simpleton.

Some things change
*2015 PSG 1-3h Barcelona*
*2017 PSG 4-0 Barcelona*
But some things never change
*2015 Bayern 5-1Arsenal*
*2017 Bayern 5-1 Arsenal*




















Arsenal FC, very useless club.

ollah2:



I've thought about that too but this guy is a Barca fan while Coogar isn't

_Nihilist suffers inferiority complex.

Here is Ramdeuter using a joke imputed to Coogar. According to the idiota, Ramdeuter must either be Coogar or a Stan. I'm yet to come across anyone more dimwitted.

raumdeuter:

If na the quality of players in Chelsea dey stop Hazard what is now stopping him at Belgium, He went to the world cup and was the worst performer

Big CL games go reach Hazard go dissapear like fart of a leprous witch minating the local league makes him no better than a Mahrez, Harry Kane or Vardy until he replicates it in major games in the CL or for the prodigiously talented Belgian team

Robert Fernandez was at the Allianz Arena to watch Bellerin.



Thank God say Bayern flog Arsenal.

Can't be arsed with another brain dead player in Barcelona.

I am not understanding, Coded01, shots fired sporadically, I repeat, shots fired sporadically.
Dmcdad, come make we go hide under mango tree.

Nihilist:


There is no way that this is not coogar. Even if this account was originally opened by somebody else, Coogar is definitely using the account now.

The last two paragraphs are almost verbatim reproductions of coogar's favourite insults. This must be coogar because I doubt that anybody could stan so hard.

It seems you weren't conversant with ghost-writing allegations in rap section, involving those two monikers years back.

When La Blaugrana still played football....remember this match?

https://www.youtube.com/#/results?q=Barcelona&sm=12

I happen to sound a lot like Coogar, use a lot of his favourite words and phrases, format my posts like coogar, and extol the virtues of my 'penmanship' just like Coogar, but I swear I'm not coogar.

You've sucky-suckied coogars cocky so hard that you've literally swallowed not just his seed but a little piece of his soul as well, and now a part of him haunts your body like a horcrux from Harry Potter.

Not even Stan Lee or Stan Collymore can claim to stan so hard

airmark:




It seems you weren't conversant with ghost-writing allegations in rap section, involving those two monikers years back.

Oh so this is a long running thing

I literally have never seen such a thing before.

Nihilist a lot of people try to write like coogar.

raumdeuter:
Nihilist a lot of people try to write like coogar.

Really? I haven't seen anybody that writes exactly like him on here before. Abeg who else does so?

Nihilist:


Oh so this is a long running thing

I literally have never seen such a thing before.

From monrovia to lima, the story of chelsea winning her first ucl in munich, beating the host, will always be the same.

Get a life, son, you literally live on this forum. Nairaland to you is an escapism from the painful pangs of an unfulfilled life. That explains why you grow green with envy, and have conniption fits on encountering someone seemingly better than you on cyberspace.

"Envy is the worst form of pettiness"—Kierkegaard.

Obviously my wordcraft has caused you many a nightmare. Day by day, it tortures you; it exposes your incompetence and prises open sluices of bile emotions, and slowly and slowly, you slid helplessly into the slough of Despond --- bereft of joy and even the vaguest simulacrum of mental serenity.

No wonder you dream up false realities to salve the agonies wrought by the heft of your insecurities. No wonder you try to convince yourself that Darkrebel is Coogar—because it's a concept all too new-fangled for you if someone other than Coogar can weave words into fine, ornate strings of awesomeness.

Go take care of your inferiority complex and bipolar disorder, boy.
You are too minuscule and insignificant, a mere shadow beneath my throne. Aloha.

Yawn.

airmark:


From monrovia to lima, the story of chelsea winning her first ucl in munich, beating the host, will always be the same.

Nihilist:


Really? I haven't seen anybody that writes exactly like him on here before. Abeg who else does so?

Another accusation
https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/3301#49423396

raumdeuter:

Another accusation
https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/3301#49423396

Sounding similar and sounding exactly alike are not the same thing as you know. The Coogar stan also listed you as an example of similar sounding posters.

Mark Clattenburg left his Premier League referee role to become a Referee head in Saudi Arabia.


This proves that the EPL is a tinpot league.

Hernandez Hernandez would never do such a thing.

Nihilist:


Sounding similar and sounding exactly alike are not the same thing as you know. The Coogar stan also listed you as an example of similar sounding posters.

LOL. Darkrebel is not coo.gar. 100% sure of this. I understand why it's so hard to believe coz he patterned his battle styles and disses off coo.gar's. I won't lie, Dark had coo.gar's disses embedded in his disses back in the day especially when he's still new on here, and still do have vestiges of his disses here and there currently, but presently not even coo.gar has the lexical prowess of Darkrebel. In short I've never seen coo.gar with much "big grammar" like Darkrebel. Coo.gar that I know keeps it neat and simple with occasional huge vocabulary in his posts, but Dark has almost all his posts filled these so-called "huge grammar". Plus I've conversed with Dark off here and I'm telling you he's not coo.gar. Dark and Coog used to be fierce enemies in the past, cussing each other out consistently, at a point I used to think it's personal or something. Let's just say he's fan of Coog, but they're different persons.

Mascherano: "No, the club is bigger than any player, any other player, EXCEPT FOR MESSI. That's the reality and you have to accept it."

Stats are very deceiving episode 10027839387


The one time Cristina deserved to be in the Team of the week,He isn't because he did not score a goal.


So to all of you mentioning me yesterday about him having a good game...LOL.

Sampaoli on Pogba-Vidal comparison: "I'll tell you one thing. I don't know if Pogba has the mentality of a warrior."


Nope.Pogba has the mentality of a Break dancer.

bykebyke:
Mascherano: "No, the club is bigger than any player, any other player, EXCEPT FOR MESSI. That's the reality and you have to accept it."

That's a lie. What of BUSQUETS? The messiah of barcelona.

1) A meeting took place in Barcelona b/w Palmeiras & Barça & the 2 clubs have reached an agreement over the transfer of CB Yerry Mina (22).



2) The defender will join Barcelona in January 2018[md]

Spurs XI: Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Dier, Davies, Wanyama, Dembele, Winks, Sissoko, Dele, Kane.






^^That right there is Tottenham's first 11.


Waiting for the,Premier league clubs don't take Europa serious after they are knocked out.

bykebyke:
Spurs XI: Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Dier, Davies, Wanyama, Dembele, Winks, Sissoko, Dele, Kane.






^^That right there is Tottenham's first 11.


Waiting for the,Premier league clubs don't take Europa serious after they are knocked out.

Rose, Erikson, Verthongen and Son

CONTEDDICTED:

Rose, Erikson, Verthongen and Son

Who are they?

Lmao.