Good morning ladies and gentlemen how is ur day, I hope u're somewhere exchanging service for money, cos na money sure,

Kudos to vaselinecrew, obontami,butchcassidy and all of you the nairaland community.


My heart right now is feeln fly like an earoplane,my body jus dey sweet like a my favourite food, I traced the cause of these feelns and I found that it's jus that I have 2 beautiful damsels who give a fvck abt me.


That feeln I get when I see any of them call before I go to bed and also that feeln I get when I see their call in the day time,infact the mere fact that I'm not under the merciless whip of konji like the isrealite slaves suffered the whip of the hand of the egyptians for 400 long years is some thing to be glad about , my both gals are pretty and their skin shines like the streets of heaven.

Their so pretty and their body has so much side attractions e.g, a soft and fairly big breasts,a soft body and dangerous hips wth flat tommy, and also beautiful smiles that cld pass for a tooth paste advert kind of smile and not to forget the white teeth too, did I forget to mention that one of them has a very soft and large yansh that when she wears her leggings trouser and I see her ehn, my dick will be restless and trying to break out of my boxers like michael scoffield in prison break and wheneva I press her yansh the way my hand always sink in2 her yansh fat like someone s tanding on quick sand brings me the kind of feeln dat I get on the night of christmas eve.


I dnt even know who is finer in the two of them buh it seems like one of them's pvssy is sweeter than the other maybe let us say, if the other gal has abt 10 cubes of sugar in her pvssy the other gal has 9 cubes of sugar, buh all in all the both are very sweet u will almost not notice the difference.


The thing that always burst my head is that they dnt shave their pvssy bald like tuface idibia's head , at least they'll leave some hair on the pvssy, which to me makes their pvssy very edible to me, I won't lie, wheneva I wanna get down wth them I always treat myself to a pvssy meal, I'd eat my fill of their sweet pvssy although eatn their pvssy comes wth only one risk and that is the way they some times wrap their legs around my neck as if we're fighting judo and some times I'll be praying they should not break my neck for me cos if they do and I get to the hospital and the doctor asks me wat happened, how will I explain myself for the doctor to understand


One of them has a fairly thick kpomo, I remember the first day I fvcked the one wth a thick kpomo, I started by smoochn her first and along the line I felt a warm feeln inside my boxers and If I had placed a bet that it was not my dick erectn itself at that moment I wld have lost cos it was my dick rising to the occasion like a special guest at an event



When I pulled her bra and saw her brown nipples immediatley I was hit by a very severe and deadly condition known has high konji pressure (HKP) medical students should know what I mean,HKP is jus like High blood pressure (HBP) chai as I saw those breast I decided in my heart that if she says no sex I'll jus die there for her so that she can eat my dead body for as long as the flesh will last.


Chai as I pulled her trouser that day and saw her fresh and fleshy laps wth the way her pant exposed her labia majora of her pvssy, immediately the law of gravity failed my dick as it went up in a very rock hard erection and neva came down at least not until it has been smeered wth her sweet pvssy juice. Dnt mind my dick it's very typical of it to behave like that at the sight of a female human pvssy.


My gals are sweet and I guess they bring me good luck, I love them so mch and they mean the world to me, I can do anything for them although I can't die for them cos jesus christ has already done that, it will be unfair for two men to die die because of a woman.


I know I'm goin 2 fvck dis week and I'm preparing very well, eatn roasted plantain, bananas,eatn more pepper to garnish my waist and ensure blood flow to my penile tissues to enable a powerful thrust in their pvssy, cos I will fvck each of them a day after the other afterall I'm up to the task.


Pls if u epp me see them tell them they are the love of my life although I can't take a bullet for them buh.............

#Godblessmygirlfriends#
#boyfriendgoals#

Why is there (f) after your moniker?

Is this a joke or what?

Show us pics, cos me no dey dull for pvssy matters

Sense

Ohhhhh God, who be this one again

And everybody celebrate, drink wine and eat enough rice and pounded yam when this one enter this world ohhh.

Baba for d girls

Danny112:
Baba for d girls

peace, two fingers in the air

jonaifame22:
peace, two fingers in the air

Isreal.. I see U bro correct guy

This guy sha.

konkonbilo:
This guy sha.

I love to speak my mind or wat do u think?

Charles4075:
Ohhhhh God, who be this one again

And everybody celebrate, drink wine and eat enough rice and pounded yam when this one enter this world ohhh.

wetin shey I know u before ni?

And you expect me to read all these?

ToriBlue:
And you expect me to read all these?

I tire o

jonaifame22:
wetin shey I know u before ni?

Nor vex. Na joke I dey ohhh.

ToriBlue:
And you expect me to read all these?

no

McBrooklyn:

lol!

jonaifame22:
lol!

Lol, nothing do you, Bro... Ride on

I learnt just one thing.... HKP thank you op

Berlynn:
I learnt just one thing.... HKP thank you op

u're welcome

Gladiator1:
Show us pics, cos me no dey dull for pvssy matters

lol, how many pvssy have u fvcked dis year?

Se ur life. If Wole Soyinka av used his writing talent lik urs, he would av bn 4gotnd in history. Use urs too to change d world in a positive way.

This op love sex shaaaa. Ur thread can not tell a story but sex. This ur erotic life na pamgba

tee59:
Se ur life. If Wole Soyinka av used his writing talent lik urs, he would av bn 4gotnd in history. Use urs too to change d world in a positive way.

I dnt know wat ur name is, maybe taiwo/taiye or traci,or any name that starts wth T, buh the truth is dat I need advicers like you in my life, I have a feeln dat u're my missn rib

nikkypearl:
I tire o

jonaifame22:
lol, how many pvssy have u fvcked dis year?

U want the Grand Commander of Pvssy Republic to start counting pvssies??

popefuse:
This op love sex shaaaa. Ur thread can not tell a story but sex. This ur erotic life na pamgba

it's not my fault

McBrooklyn:

Lol, nothing do you, Bro... Ride on

we are together

Gladiator1:
U want the Grand Commander of Pvssy Republic to start counting pvssies??

I'll get inspired if u do.