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When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Nobody: 9:51pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
Caption this about to be Kazeemed rolls Royce phantom!...Im sure Abro oil will be poured in its gearbox Recession lol 30 Likes
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Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by DozieInc(m): 9:56pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
The end is near for the Phantom. Except they are experienced mechanics. 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by demolinho(m): 10:10pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
Actually not a kazeem oo... that is @dautodoc's workshop a seasoned mechanic. 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by decatalyst(m): 10:17pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
for this road master |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Nobody: 10:44pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
They are both confused... @ the end they will they the owner that the ride needs to go for "dialysis.." |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by sultaan(m): 4:10am On Feb 18, 2017 |
demolinho: It takes a little more finess to work on those cars our people sh*t in their pants when they see 3-series engine do you think they will do around a Rolls Royce. All engines are similar, so no fear .It is the street guys that I fear automedic will surely contact factory if he is in a bind |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by veekid(m): 7:47am On Feb 18, 2017 |
despite all the ups and downs we face in this country, Nigerians never ceased to be hilarious. Which one is kazeemed again? road side mechanic? 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by GossipHeart(m): 7:47am On Feb 18, 2017 |
How ignorant are people ?? In the USA, auto mechanics all have licenses and they do go to school for about 1 year before they can fix cars and they still use machine to detect the faults on cars Come to Nigeria, the guy you call kazeem who never went to primary school will fix a Ferrari without the help of any machine Who do you want to fix cars in Nigeria before you would start respecting Nigerian auto mechanics ?? A guy in suit who has an auto repair shop in Eko hotel ?? Fucck out of here with that slave ass mentality And do you even know how auto mechanics in the USA looks like ?? I'm not talking about the ones you see in New York or Los Angeles, I'm talking about auto mechanics in Mississippi, Louisiana, Alaska and remote ass Pennsylvania, those kazeems are bank managers compared to those people 113 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Einl(m): 7:49am On Feb 18, 2017 |
1. That Rolls Royce will be insured. 2. There will be an official repairs office. 3. If it's new there will be a warranty. 4. Wtf is your Rolls Royce doing in a local mechanics workshop? You no like the car again? 14 Likes |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Lagusta(m): 7:49am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Gazzuzz come and see ooo come and see..... |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Tokziby: 7:49am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Probable Facts about the owner: 1. He was not aware that the service center for Rolls Royce is in South Africa before he bought the car 2. He is not a business oriented man, to buy a luxury car is not the headache but maintenance. 3. He got an awoof money to purchase a tokunbo rolls in order to "feel among" the mighty. 4. He didnt want Aproko people to ask, "Oga where is ur car, i havent seen u drive it in a while", hence, kazeem workshop 5. Now he's in deep pooo if those boys cannot fix the faults cos no right thinking man will spend his money on faulty or naija used Rolls Royce. 6. Only way out is to decorate his garage with this car or sell as scrap for Ladipo boys. 7. Add ur own... And that is the beginning of the end for that car... 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by johnstar(m): 7:49am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Afonjas 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by ednut1(m): 7:50am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Nkan bee |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by oluseyiforjesus(m): 7:51am On Feb 18, 2017 |
So they can open d bonnet in peace again? 2 Likes |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by justifiedcoyy(m): 7:51am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Kazeemed kor, Taofeeked ni 6 Likes |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by valdes00(m): 7:51am On Feb 18, 2017 |
This life sef So easy to loose focus One minute you Are going to save money at all cost The next minute you are buying Suya saying 'I cannot kill myself' 74 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Histrings08(m): 7:51am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Lol... How can u in ur right state of mind take such car to kazeems |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by seunO4: 7:52am On Feb 18, 2017 |
R.I.P to that phantom |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by owobokiri(m): 7:52am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Na final gwaadaa.. 1 Like |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by fapcrook(m): 7:52am On Feb 18, 2017 |
johnstar:Click like if you think this post has nothing to do with Afonjas, mumu comment 51 Likes |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by rosieflower2(f): 7:53am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Wich one is kazeemed again?... Lolzzzzz |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by nairalandfreak(m): 7:53am On Feb 18, 2017 |
justifiedcoyy:bitter man |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by pinkyruledworld(m): 7:53am On Feb 18, 2017 |
justifiedcoyy: |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by GossipHeart(m): 7:55am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Einl: Where do you want the car to be repaired ?? Ship it to the USA for repairs ?? And you don't even know what "local" means, stop using that word 6 Likes |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by ndcide(m): 7:56am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Silly thread. I know what I'm saying. All these kazeems bullshit should stop jare. What's the point really? The person you called kazeem has more knowledge of your vehicle than you. So if this ride is in gazzuz 's he becomes a "kazeem" Abegyy. 9 Likes |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by spectator2001: 7:56am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Odu-B! No jokes, this is the best auto-mechanic in Nigeria! When I drove a really luxurious Mercedes Benz back in my days in Unilag. I had issues with some overheating problems. I proceeded to some Mercedes Benz well-recognized autoshop on Lekki-Epe expressway. Yes, they supposedly 'fixed" the problem for some outrageous fees. Two weeks later same problem again, I called to inform them that right now I can't even move out of my premises, the smoke popping out of the engine became scary like some movie! Then someone introduced this young man to me, I called and informed him of my location, he drove down in this really sleek E-Class- his personal car too! He checked the vehicle and I told him of what they did at Benz place and all, he just laughed and he called some guy on the phone to send one or two parts down- THAT FIXED IT FOR ETERNITY! I drove the car to Abuja and Ilorin four times in 2 weeks instead of flying as usual. The engine was cool as sh.it! For those of you calling him "Kazeem", I forgive you for you don't know what you are saying! He is the personal auto-mechanic to most first class monarchs in South West and South South and also top politicians in these states too. They fly him to their states, for your information. I've gone to the airport to pick him most times! Their exotic Benzes, Maybachs, Range Rovers, RR Phantoms are well serviced and maintained by this dude. Lol, Odu-B nor vex, I don cast you! Odu_B, since I comot Naija, Popsy don complain say you dey scarce these days, you nor dey quick carry phone self! lol, Continue! God bless you bro! 53 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Papasmal(m): 7:57am On Feb 18, 2017 |
about to be surajuud. 2 Likes |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by adanny01(m): 7:58am On Feb 18, 2017 |
I know Kazeems are such a nuisance, maybe the owner of this car is broke and cant afford the rip offs from high end garages that constantly over charge for their services while still doing Kazeemy things. 1 Like |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Rollsnjaguar(m): 7:59am On Feb 18, 2017 |
It is negligence on the part of the owner of this machine. Maybe the owner got this machine as a gift and hence don't know it value. If this car was bought brand new, there are few certified workshops where he should had taken it to. 1 Like |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Valfrankie(m): 7:59am On Feb 18, 2017 |
That phantom is about to be fvcked without lubs, Chai! WHAT AN ASSAULT!!! |
Re: When Your Exotic Ride Is About To Be Kazeemed!!!! by Howmon: 8:00am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Ignorant thread. That is autodoc's workshop not ur average mechanic. 5 Likes |
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