knacker:


Ah jump n pass
Comot for here Mah see front

Lmao! Cutestcuty84 pele ooh, dis is just the begining.

knacker:
Lols U r just on my tail

Do wat I ve asked u to do or else.....

segunk1:


Do wat I ve asked u to do or else.....

warris dat

Angelswt:
this one is strong

Eleyi o gidi gannn.

lindabell:

No vex,noted, wt does BTW mean biko?

I no vex oo, BTW= By the way.

knacker:
Anytin for u

knacker:
Anytin for u

segunk1:

Compirm! Chaii I like dis babe she go sabi book weehweeh.

I have been learning from my elder's here

segunk1:

Eleyi o gidi gannn.

all correct

Angelswt:

I have been learning from my elder's here

Aw was ya night sweet angel?

sparkle4u:


Noted GENTLELORD

thanks

knacker:
Aw was ya night sweet angel?

my night was fine thank you. How was yours?

‪NYSC UPDATE:

This is to inform all PCMs that time table will be out by first week of march, registeration will take two weeks, correction of errors will take one week , and the Extra days is for those who will fall victims of stream 2, the earlier u register the better chances u get of falling under stream 1...... Check this fellow CMP

*NYSC ZONINGS*

*1. North Central(NC) Zone*
Plateau
Kwara
Kogi
Niger
Benue
Nassarawa
Federal Capital Territory

*2. North East(NE) Zone*
Borno
Bauchi
Adamawa
Gombe
Yobe
Taraba

*3. North West(NW) Zone*
Kano
Kaduna
Sokoto
Kebbi
Zamfara
Katsina
Jigawa.

*4. South East(SE) Zone*
Abia
Anambra
Enugu
IMO
Ebonyi

*5. South West(SW) Zone*
Lagos
Osun
Oyo
Ekiti
Ondo
Ogun

*6. South South(SS) Zone*
Akwa Ibom
Bayelsa
Cross river
Rivers
Delta
Edo

*HOW TO CHOOSE*
It's no new news that the new policy of the NYSC which started from 2016 Batch A orientation course now allows every corps member to choose 4 States of their choices to serve their father land which one of the chosen 4 states would be selected at random by the NYSC management. This is how to make the selection:

1 state from the *NC* zone
1 state from either *NE or NW* zones
1 state from either *SE or SS* zones
1 state from the *SW* zone. Thank you.

‪PART 1:

Official NYSC Camp Registration
Requirements:

1. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of camp registration and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps member
(colloq. Corper, or Otondo) and you are
not impersonating anyone. This will be
taken from and not returned to you. So if at all you even forget you luggage never forget this.

Tip: Since many will choose the N4,000
option to print online, do try to use a café with laser jet printers and not DeskJet.

Why? Documents printed with DeskJets are more susceptible to water/moisture damage. Just to be on a safer side and you should do this with any document you intend to keep for a very long time. If you can’t find a LaserJet, use anyone.

Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter.

Tip: Remember you can REPRINT your
Call-Up letter online if subscribed
(N4,000) to that option.

2. Registration Documents: If you’re a
foreign graduate, take along the original credentials you uploaded (to the NYSC Portal) for physical verification / evaluation. >> The List here

3. Green Card: It contains your bio-data. Print and bring along your signed copy.

4. Final Year Student IDENTITY CARD

5. Notification/STATEMENT OF RESULT from School.

6. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS:
Now make about 10 copies of every
document required. There would be
photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time.

7. PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very important. Take as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You would need them for different kinds of registration. e.g, skill acquisition groups, religious groups, sports, redeployment, bank account opening e.t.c

8. My CLEAR BAG: You’ll need to put the aforementioned in a portable envelope/ bag that can withstand some amount of wear/tear. Hence, My Clear Bag.

Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued
with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year.

PART 2:
9. CERTIFICATES/LICENSES: For Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of certification. Graduates of Medicine and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with Nigerian Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (NMDCN) and
Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN)
respectively.

10. STATIONERY: PEN, PAPER, GUM. This saves time and lots of unnecessary begging.

Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during check-in. But do not forget to include pins in your stapler if you still decide to take it along.
You will be given a meal ticket that gives you access to the Camp kitchen for the 21 days. Lose it and you have to feed yourself. Even if you do not intend to use it, you will come across someone who would appreciate the kind gesture.

Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number (which you have to wear around your neck all through camp with your ID card), you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to start the Military parades.
Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1
NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki
Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-
shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of
green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of
Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of
White Converse. A “Belt” is also included.

PART 3:
DAILY NEEDS:
11. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS: This is an essential outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at
camp to just fulfill all righteousness
which surely would never be your size
especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6).

Why? Because you probably wont have
time to wash during the week after being stressed out from the parades and Man- O-War drills.

Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of
colored clothes because you wont need
them.

12. WHITE SHORTS: I beg you please do bring yours. you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.

13. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS
SHOES: This is a very important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of low quality white tennis shoes
customized for NYSC. It’s either you are not given your size although you can find someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white). They also sell this
in camp, so in case you are not able to
get you could buy in camp just carry
extra cash for that because the price
would be higher – as with everything in Mammy – because they know you haveno choice than to buy. Now, If you
happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ & ‘C’), get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted to the Southern part of the country (esp. the South South. Read, Bayelsa).

The parade fields/mammy market will be messed up after the rains. You will get this in camp. Rubber boots in action. Kaiama Camp, Bayelsa. Batch ‘B’ 2013

14. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs.

15. PADLOCKS: [BRING or BUY from
Mammy] Please lock your boxes and
bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know someone who lost more than 5 items including his two phones – like he’s the only one in camp.

16. WAIST POUCH: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse). The bum bags are more popular because they won’t bang against you when you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all
times. You should sleep with it too.

17. MOSQUITO TREATED NET: You would do not want to fall sick in camp from malaria and miss out on the fun. Just bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. The nets usually have these. I also used mine as a room to protect my box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants.

18. BASIC DRUGS: Like paracetamol,
medicine for your allergies, menstrual
pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs,
antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is
sometimes inadequately s tocked with
drugs so help yourself.

For NYSC. REGISTERATION, CALL-UP LETTERS, LATE JAMB REGULARIZATION , CHECKING OF JAMB ADMISSION STATUS , PRINTING OF ORIGINAL JAMB ADMISSION LETTER etc....
Kindly call.....

Dafiaghor Larry Onoriode
(CEO) Larry's Multimedia Concept
08069006785.

knacker:
Marianwao

Happy Sunday to u
Wanna take u out?

sunday in arrears to u too dear. Ouch where are we going?

Angelswt:

my night was fine thank you. How was yours?

mine was rough... Ponzi n surfing

Marianwao:
sunday in arrears to u too dear. Ouch where are we going?

which kind busy u dey,
Since lastweek

knacker:
which kind busy u dey,
Since lastweek

u dey vex? Sowi oo.

Marianwao:
u dey vex? Sowi oo.

Nope
Just wondering y it took u dat long
Aw ur side?

knacker:

Nope
Just wondering y it took u dat long
Aw ur side?

I have being occupied, I teach marketing in a sec sku close to me. Those dudes give me the creeps. I have to take today out, I called sick. My syd is okay I guess nd urx?

Angelswt:
I have been learning from my elder's here

Lol! Yeh-yeh damzel

Marianwao:
I have being occupied, I teach marketing in a sec sku close to me. Those dudes give me the creeps. I have to take today out, I called sick. My syd is okay I guess nd urx?

Wow
Daz gud
We cool here

knacker:
mine was rough... Ponzi n surfing

U again knacker still doing that ur ponzi bah Emu emu emu af neva teash u brain shebi

knacker:

Wow
Daz gud
We cool here

good to know.

knacker:
warris dat

Goan sit down wewe GH u wen its time.

segunk1:


U again knacker still doing that ur ponzi bah Emu emu emu af neva teash u brain shebi

Dis ones kills faster

segunk1:


Goan sit down wewe GH u wen its time.

Who says so

knacker:
Who says so

Us

knacker:
Dis ones kills faster

Hmm okay kwontunu.

segunk1:


Us

Na so

segunk1:


Hmm okay kwontunu.

Germanqueen
Aren't u tired of viewing

I'm increasingly hearing rumours that NYSC registration might be around the end of this month or next month and mobilisation would be by May or June. Still trying to confirm the source.

mrletsgo:
I'm increasingly hearing rumours that NYSC registration might be around the end of this month or next month and mobilisation would be by May or June. Still trying to confirm the source.

pls confirm