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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by liljboy(m): 7:47pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
Mrluv:you are just a Roaster on heat..... Go for other babes, there are too many fishes in the ocean. Read the drills over again and correct your F ups. |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mrluv(m): 8:25pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
liljboy:oga if you know fit help know dey ask how far..... |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:00pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
Ustec: She doesnt want u to say anything! She said that to put u off balance! N boy did she succeed! U swung a ballfull line n snapped her outa her tot line, she retured d favour, n u chickened out! See how ladies can easily detect real from fakes? Next time, u dont run to me wit your tail inbtw ur legs rather, u roll real SHe: hv u as how? ....to do what? U: oh so ur eyes got mind of their own? Well, they're so wet n wanting, trying to suduce me. Or ask her: U: how many times hv u done it? she : dont what? U:raped me in ur mind? Ur eyes got speaks volumes! Lol 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:19pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
Japhet04: Your voice hv to be sonorous! U know that kinda voice u hear n u just dont want em to hang up? Yea! I have been faced wit countless situations like that! I mostly win em over. But d few that aint worth it, im always d first to drop d call! The bellicose ones aint worth The crude ones aint worth it The humourless ones aint worth it The ones that cant string a fun jab convo aint worth. If a gurl can be belligrent to a stranger she knows not, what r u doing wit her? Usually i wud send a hook/suspense message they wud usually call back cos of d way d msg is structured: "Thanks for abandoning me wit three kids n time travelling to planet earth wit a fallen star. Ive come to get u home......( insert her name her, skin colour, height, cup size n any other crazy detail, den sit back n relax , she must call)" Or "Remind me ur shoe size again, size 30 or 40?" Or " what has been happening? Your b00bs r getting smaller, your eyes bigger n neck longer?!" Or "So u have been cheating on me? After all we been tru?!" 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:25pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
HARDDON: Or " vanilla or banana, which wud u rather hv?" Or " a gold neckchain or three sets of VS lingerie?" " make up kit or lingeria?" " where wud u rather we spend d suma, D bahamas or dubai?" Why wudnt she cal? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:27pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
HARDDON: She wud call back immediately! Ignore it. tru out that day! suspensez Or after a while of her calling, send her a msg : ' " hi, cant talk right now, msg only, ok bye" 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:33pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
HARDDON: We usually advise newbies to toll d msg lane to avoid getting bland n running out of tots on calls. Call is more tasking n too instant . msg gives u time to think or even run here for ideas 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:36pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
HARDDON: If she respond to d msg wit "who is this please?" Wait a while then reply wit: wow, my own woman asking me such a question? Wow. N here i am trying to get her some stuffs! Ok, since ive been replaced, Bye!" 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:38pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
HARDDON: She wud call n call , plead n prob, u aint having none of it! hey, while @ it, u must make sure ur true caller la active! Dont be caught off guard 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 1:51am On Feb 24, 2017 |
HARDDON:True caller?, caught off guard?, explain more..... meanwhile you jux unlocked a key right now....Been looking for a way to give a girl a taste of me...prob is i took her number last year cos of some normal stuffs and after that never called, Saw her recently and she was really beautiful, So why not go for it after all i have nothing to lose, still have her number tho, was thinking about calling since she's nt on whatsapp...now that you have dropped this, i got a clue buh since we are still acquaintances, do advice i roll with those up there cos they sound too familiar... [quote author=DavidTheGeek, Ustec, liljboy [/quote] |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 2:51am On Feb 24, 2017 |
HARDDON:HARDDON you are the best, I used this drill on her and after ignoring most of her calls I decided to make my identity known to her, after this she was trying to form bellicose saying things like 'so it is even you that was disturbing me like that', but I was not going to take that for an answer after all the stress I went thru to get her number, So I decided to string another drill, I sent her a message that read "I'm going to pay you a visit this evening, so that I'll report to your parents because of your bad manners so that they can spank that your small ass, you have a lot to learn..." O boy you would not believe what happened afterwards, this girl that I have not seen for up to three weeks came to class in search of me but told me she came to use the library, when I saw her there was this wide intriguing smile on her face as she was recounting the messages I sent to her, funny enough after i saw and talked with her I then saw her leaving for home meaning she came solely for me. I know I have got her fascinated, right now I feel like a boss. Thanks bro. 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mrluv(m): 7:57am On Feb 24, 2017 |
HARDDON:hardon you know want advice me abi no problem may be me i ooffend you |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 8:38am On Feb 24, 2017 |
Mrluv:Mrluv i'll be frank with you! 1st you keep running out to meet the girl every morning... are you that jobless? Even if you're jobless, you're supposed to at least pretend like you're a busy person. 2nd she told you not to follow her (because she's tired of having to deal with your annoying sorry ass every morning), still you ran after her like a cock on heat. You've been doing a bad job. A very bad job. From your write up, it's obvious you're a very very needy guy. Girls aren't interested in needy guys. Stop embarrassing her. Leave her alone. Go and read this thread from the beginning and practice them on new girls. (Leave that poor girl alone ) DO NOT APPROACH THAT GIRL UNTIL YOU'RE DONE READING THIS THREAD AND HAVE REALISED YOUR MISTAKES. 2 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Ustec: 6:33pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
THANK YOU HARDDON To me you're like an angel, sent by God above, To cleanse my soul of sadness, and fill it with love. You are my inspiration and I want to thank you, For without you, I don't know what I would do. You've changed my life around, And turned my frown upside down. You have showed me the way, So that I will never STRAY. For this I want to thank you again, For staying close by and being a HELPER..! And to end this off I just wanted to say, That if you need a friend, I'll be there till the very end. © JJ. James 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:50pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Ustec: what a poem! lol! so this is how you have been singing love to gurls huh? u keep repeating it until they fzone u? btw, im glad you honing your skills with Ladies, one more skill you got to hone is in flows! ( gud lines move ladies' minds. men respond to what they see, women respond to touch and words) you have to learn how to sit within the clouds and pelt the heart of humanity with dripping lines, sexy rhymes seat in supper with the gods and chew on words' kolanuts, crack walnut Yea, here is to my Quiet Quill and hey, all thanks to God for life, for ladies and for lines! 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:01pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Japhet04: @ bolded, this one time you got away with it, but dont do that again! you killed the fun the moment you did that and it wud automatically activate the BITCHY air if you really stressed her! by the way, the way, kudos to the way you handled the situation like a real man! unperturbed by some spoilt brat trying to form sezy dont get needy on us now, keep keeping her on her toes, fun jab is the way on 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:04pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Mrluv: nopes, no offense, do yourself some good and read the beginning of the thread. how can a man who iz worth his balls be following a lil lady around like he doesnt have better things to do? 2 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:23pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
ON DAH STREET ROLLS: me: hello blacky( this is my LINE OF NOTE. did i tell you im chocolate in colour? well i am and here i was calling a fair creamy fanta, blacky! that draws laughter alot, ooze confidence) she: (with a smile) what? you have got to be kidding me. me: ( with a wiry smile) kidding you? like you havent checked the mirrow lately? you are so dark that you would need to shine your teeth @ night b4 your guy can tell where you are! she: i cant imagine! see pot calling kettle black. lol me: huh? if i was as dark as you are, i wud have started bleaching since last year so that by now, i know i wud have achieved some result! she: you must be a clown! ( she stretched out her hand to compare with mine thinking that i must be so hY ) me: no, dont come close, i dont want you to stain me with you colour ( we walking) she: crack crack crack! (msg poped into her phone and she made to check it, then i saw her pix on her wall paper) me: hey, who is that on your wall paper? is she you friend? she so fair! LET ME SEE ( i practically collected the phone from her like some1 she has known for so long) She: yes she is my friend that looks exactly like me! ( she said sarcastically, i wasnt having none of that as i examined the ) to be continued 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 7:31pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
HARDDON |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Ustec: 8:05pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
HARDDON: Lol They wouldn't want me to FZONE them either..! like u ones said; A chick that wuD grow into a rooster is spotted the very day itz hatched..! I ones thought you were just kinda bragging when you said they see you as some sort of god @ the beginning of the thread..Now I know better..! I doff my hart hart sir..! 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 9:14pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Ustec:try and help me answer my question...
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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by thesuave10(m): 5:40pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
ALPHA MALE COMMANDMENTS These commandments are the surest when it comes to game gotten from a truck load f experience. Enjoy: 1 CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE AND MORE CONFIDENCE 2 DON'T ASK JUST DO: ALWAYS LEAD HER 3 MYSTERY AND INTRIGUE ARE THE PERFECT INGREDIENTS 4 YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING THROUGH HUMOUR 5 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CALLING HER AFTER TWO. DAYS TO BUILD ATTRACTION 6 GOLDEN RULE: CARE LESS SHE CARES MORE 7 GIVE HER THE GIFT OF MISSING YOU 8 PUA TACTICS DON'T HELP. FIND THE CAUSE AND SOURCE OF YOUR PROBLEMS: THIS IS THE CONCEPT OF INNER GAME 9 FIX INNER GAME AND OUTER GAME COMES NATURALLY 10 TOUCH FROM THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET HER 11 NEVER BREAK EYE CONTACT FIRST 12 NEVER USE PHONE CALLS OR TEXT TO GO PHYSICAL OR MAKE LOVE. IT SHOULD BE DONE LIVE 13. DIFFERENT PLACES REQUIRE DIFFERENT METHODS 14 JEALOSY AND A BETTER LIFESTYLE ALWAYS BRINGS THEM BACK 15 ACT NATURAL 16 THE MORE PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE YOU LOOK, THE LESS GAME YOU NEED 17 STAY COCKY + FUNNY + SEXUAL 18 SATISFACTION IS THE ENEMY OF DESIRE : ALWAYS LEAVE HER WANTING MORE 19 GO SEXUAL FROM THE BEGINNING 20 SHE MUST ALWAYS AND I MEAN ALWAYS CHASE YOU 21 NEVER COMPROMISE YOUR STANDARDS, BELIEFS, OR PRINCIPLES FOR ANY LADY 22 HI. IS OKAY TO START A CONVERSATION 23. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG IN TELLING A GIRL YOU LOVE HER: ALL THAT MATTERS IS HOW YOU DO IT. 24 ASSSUME YOU ALREADY KNOW HER WHEN APPROACHING 25 YOU MUST NOT ALWYS RESPOND TO HER TESTS, IT WILL SEEM AS OVERGAMING. WHEN YOU REACH THE TOP MOST LEVEL OF GAME, YOU BEGIN TO COMPLETELY IGNORE HER TESTS. 26 YOU CAN REPLY HER TEXT IMMEDIATELY AND STILL KILL IT 27 YOU CAN CALL THAT DAY OF GETTING HER NUMBER AND STILL GET DOWN WITH HER. NO NEED TO WAIT TJREE DAYS OR MORE 28 DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR NUMBER TO A RANDOM GIRL YOU JUST MEET. TAKE HER NUMBER BUT DON'T ASK FOR IT. JUST TELL HER TO GIVE YOU. 29 MAKE HER WANT YOU: SHE MUST ALWAYS TRY TO IMPRESS YOU 30 BODY LANGUAGE IS IMPORTANT. # MORE LOADING tell me if you want any further explanation on any of the points. Peace 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by BadBullet(m): 7:44pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
CHIZZNEWS:i concur |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by solomix10(m): 9:37pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
CHIZZNEWS:thats the point |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Goodnificent(m): 10:54pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
Baba Harddon |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Goodnificent(m): 10:58pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
Baba Harddon You be d realest. Bleep all dose tips white folks dey give us e no dey work 4 our 9ja bae(s) ..you go call girl morning and night,carry her show good life,tell her wetin she wan hear(@ least Wetin you think say she wan hear) and she sef go tell you D Magical "I love You" (Nice guys food ) . You go dey happy say U dan get girlfriend ..when you check her Phone she use "Alhaji Bringy Bringy " save ya number Baba you b life saver.. Thank You 4 Everything.. Ah 4 like share Ma tales of tales but Man it's too long(different types of soft humans). There's dis rich kid With an attitude in Ma department that took me a week to get after covering 30pages Of drills (maybe na VC wife me go dey Bleep after ah digest d remaining 58+pg).. She dey craze 4 me and me like her too Ah wan date her(She's worth it) but Ah need a way to ask her out!way no go sound needy and way me no go lose ma balls(knw asking a girl out is a very risky game) 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Kalatium(m): 1:07am On Feb 26, 2017 |
Goodnificent: Harddon has already said it times without number, never to tell a girl you love her cos u will hand ur balls to her. Let me share a story with you. One of my friend once fall in love with a girl and within 2 months he told me that he wants to ask her out but I warned him not to tell her his feelings ,because according to me it was too early (this was even b4 I know this thread). But he didn't listen n went ahead to express his feelings n den d gal told him she barely knew him n not in love with him dat he has to wait till she enters 200L. He waited for almost 6 months, n she didn't tell him anything. He then gave up, but suddenly on a faithful day she gave him an impromptu visit and end up kissing him. He was so happy that after she visited him the following week, he again expressed his feelings towards her but to his surprise she still rejected him. He became confused Asking a girl out is a terrible idea n I still don't know y. Bt all I know is that it doesn't work. |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Goodnificent(m): 6:40am On Feb 26, 2017 |
Kalatium: Yo Gee never said ah told her I Love You |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 5:09pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
Goodnificent: If you have read up to 30pgs, i think we treated how to roll physical alRready. I tot guys wud have decoded this message i have been imbedding by now. Since alot still have issues wit it, let me say it plainly: These are the subtle yet effective steps we take: 1. Meet, drop a line of note, get d digits, ghe out 2. Contact em( chat, talk), fun jab nonstop , create attraction wit that. Be un predictable, stift, confident. We usually advise newbies to make sure u use this medium to break all barriers b4 ever goin to step 3. 3. Set up a meet..... "hey dinner is serving @ this address by 6:30pm, one minute late, u wudnt be let in, ok, bye" . Have dinner, go the chilling spots n dance. Do fun things together. She wud naturally get the message! They already know. There is something u shld know: when u are fun to be wit, u keep em on their toes everytime n they go laughing heartily,they naturally wano have u for keeps! They wudnt wano lose u. U r in charge, this unerves them, cos they seem not to know whatz happening, this is what it means by sweeping em off their feet, they can go to any lenght to please u, they aint in charge n they hate it. This is why they naturally start throwing @ u test lines, to steal the control knob. If u fail the tests on the constant, u kill d spark n they begin to witdraw from u. U become boring , u lose fervour n ur flavour. That attractive light dims n dies. They start ignoring u. N u r at a lose what could have gone wrong! SENSE PILL: 90 Real men dont bother asking ladies out, they live life that pulls ladies to them. N a hunter needs not use a double barrel to kill a chicken that is already in the home stead (Hope some1 understands that) 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 5:34pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
@Goodnificent 4. After a couple of outings, u can use that message on step 3 to bring em home. What i use sometimes, after night out, drinking , dancing n having fun generally, even playing ping pong, table soccer or joy riding, hold em by their hands n say "i think that would do for one night, let's go, i totally hY n tired" this is arround 1am or 2am. Where do u think we are heading towards? You should know that Rich Kids, are very bossy, balanced n boring but very easy to win over wit these drills. Except few of them that lacks sense of humour. U need to be very assertive, never try to impress or please em. They r tired of guys kissing up to them every time. They want something different. Note: they r not people u take to fast foods or movies, they've been having those all their lives! They can do wit something different! I take these type.to 1. bush meat n palmwine joints 2. games , public viewing centres 3. To mama put, let them taste what firewood soup taste like 4. Canoe riding, screw speed boat 5. Swimming The idea is : take em to strange fun places that they dont know exist or havent been to. Teach them something new everytime Write ur letters across the tablets of their hearts. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 5:49pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
5. Get home, show em the rest room, let them freshen up. And give em ur long mallam nighty. Or jean n tshirt ( we dont care!) unless of cos they ask for ur shorts n siglet. U roll into d rest room, freshen up, b4 u come out, most of em wud be lying facin the wall already! Some wud wait for u to come out n jump on u. Some wud be watching stuff on the tv, some wud be dancing to d slow sounds, some wud have located d wine bar n helping themselves out, some wud be in the kitchen looking for quick chops However they are, ball out of the rest room n go to bed(sendless) Unless if she is dancing (joint her) or jumps on u wen u (well, u need no rocket scientist to foretell) roll out. I have never left the comfort of my bed to sleep on the couch or the floor. Or the sitting room or anywhere else! Only Nice idiatic guys, that cant control their boys down there, do that! n only pseudo relationship experts wud advise that! I sleep on my bed. Many a great ish has Nice guys missed! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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