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I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:03pm On Feb 25, 2017
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Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by SUPERPACK: 10:06pm On Feb 25, 2017
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JayReeMai:
Hello, am jeremiah. Am in my early 20s and I've never had sex, but I do watch porn sometimes. So it happens I realised I've not tested my sexual prowess and am not getting any younger anymore, so I decided to talk to my Gf to help me my ministry, tho I didn't tell her am a virgin. So she decided to visit me today, so she came later on, went to my room, then we started talking rubbish, irrelevant shii, then I told her to come closer wanna tell her somtin. So I used d opportunitty to kiss her and we kickstart our shitt. So after d pre-intimacy, I tried inserting my thing inside but hell naw, D goddam thing no gree enter. Note : she's not a virgin like me so two of my fingers was able to penetrate her during pre-intimacy, and I was worried Y my thing no gree enter. Plss anybody on what could've caused it? Plss help me, I'm alrdy thinking I kant Do. SoRry for d long epistle
Apply essential balm on ur d!ck and try again.
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:07pm On Feb 25, 2017
Plss am not some random dude trying to get attention, yes my acct is new but am a member on NL since 2012. I couldn't use my real acct, so I created a new one. That explains d new acct part.
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Nobody: 10:08pm On Feb 25, 2017
Your THING is still a kid.
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Topestbilly(m): 10:09pm On Feb 25, 2017
because u hav suffered ur tin for years so I guess dis is payback time. Karma!
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by dingbang(m): 10:09pm On Feb 25, 2017
Lol she didn't want u to put ur wiener in her kittyhole so she instead directed it to her asshole
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:10pm On Feb 25, 2017
skillful01:
Your THING is still a kid.
bro tel me what u mean. I need help seriously. Am still sweating now tho I alrdy discharge her since 8:30pm
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:12pm On Feb 25, 2017
dingbang:
Lol she didn't want u to put ur wiener in her kittyhole so she instead directed it to her asshole
what do u think I can do bruh nxt time
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Nobody: 10:12pm On Feb 25, 2017
Lol. It's called fear and anxiety
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:13pm On Feb 25, 2017
Topestbilly:
because u hav suffered ur tin for years so I guess dis is payback time. Karma!
Any advice u can gimme incase of a nxt time. Maybe I will even patronise ashewo crib
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Stevengerd(m): 10:15pm On Feb 25, 2017
Locate The Hole, Or Better Still Let Her Guide U In... Or Mayb Cause Of Ur Gf Pelvic Bone.
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:15pm On Feb 25, 2017
SUPERPACK:
jApply essential balm on ur d!ck and try again.
hope my DIcck won't pepper me later. Like aboliki balm
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:17pm On Feb 25, 2017
Stevengerd:
Locate The Hole, Or Better Still Let Her Guide U In... Or Mayb Cause Of Ur Gf Pelvic Bone.
yes something like a bone was disrupting. which style best for amateur like me bro?
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Topestbilly(m): 10:18pm On Feb 25, 2017
JayReeMai:
Any advice u can gimme incase of a nxt time. Maybe I will even patronise ashewo crib

I'm sorry

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Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by dingbang(m): 10:19pm On Feb 25, 2017
JayReeMai:
what do u think I can do bruh nxt time
I think u should wear a condom
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:20pm On Feb 25, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Lol. It's called fear and anxiety
Tbh I had these two shiit in me when I was abt to. I feared if I don't actually perform upto expectation cos I've watched porn sometime and I release in 1- 3 mins. I was also anxious to hit the honeypp. Bro plss help my ministry
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:22pm On Feb 25, 2017
Topestbilly:

I'm sorry
okay u be don alright
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Stevengerd(m): 10:23pm On Feb 25, 2017
JayReeMai:
yes something like a bone was disrupting. which style best for amateur like me bro?
Ur Gf Has A Very Tiny Opening Nt Dat Wild. Just Let Her Guide U In. Lubricate Her Well. Get Ur Condom & Try Missionary.
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Nobody: 10:23pm On Feb 25, 2017
JayReeMai:
Tbh I had these two shiit in me when I was abt to. I feared if I don't actually perform upto expectation cos I've watched porn sometime and I release in 1- 3 mins. I was also anxious to hit the honeypp. Bro plss help my ministry
That's exactly what it was. Fear of embarrassing yourself (Not performing to expectations) and anxiety of first timer
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:25pm On Feb 25, 2017
dingbang:
I think u should wear a condom
okay I pray this works. Thank uu
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:27pm On Feb 25, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
That's exactly what it was. Fear of embarrassing yourself (Not performing to expectations) and anxiety of first timer
ooh plss can I visit an ashewo crib to help out. Or I just keep on trying with this Gal
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Nobody: 10:27pm On Feb 25, 2017
JayReeMai:
ooh plss can I visit an ashewo crib to help out. Or I just keep on trying with this Gal
Im afraid that's the best solution to your problem. The easiest way out
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by ikombe: 10:29pm On Feb 25, 2017
SUPERPACK:
jApply essential balm on ur d!ck and try again.
Best advice so far grin

Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:29pm On Feb 25, 2017
Stevengerd:
Ur Gf Has A Very Tiny Opening Nt Dat Wild. Just Let Her Guide U In. Lubricate Her Well. Get Ur Condom & Try Missionary.
okay thank uu. I will try that with some other babe next week. Can I tell her to wear d CD for me cos I no sabi hw the thing works
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:31pm On Feb 25, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Im afraid that's the best solution to your problem. The easiest way out
ohk thanks uncle jacksparrow. I really appreciate.
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by ikombe: 10:32pm On Feb 25, 2017
Topestbilly:

I'm sorry

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Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Stevengerd(m): 10:32pm On Feb 25, 2017
JayReeMai:
okay thank uu. I will try that with some other babe next week. Can I tell her to wear d CD for me cos I no sabi hw the thing works
Guy Ur Matter Get Has E Be Ooh! When U Buy Ur Cd, U Wil See Instruction On How To Wear It.
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Nobody: 10:34pm On Feb 25, 2017
Take your time and explore, the thing no dey run. Just calm your nerves next time, get her wet, use lube if u've to and aim lower.
And leave the lights on, use a damn torchlight if u've too. It gets better.
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by ikombe: 10:35pm On Feb 25, 2017
JayReeMai:
okay thank uu. I will try that with some other babe next week. Can I tell her to wear d CD for me cos I no sabi hw the thing works

Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by ikombe: 10:36pm On Feb 25, 2017
CorGier:
Take your time and explore, the thing no dey run. Just calm your nerves next time, get her wet, use lube if u've to and aim lower.
And leave the lights on, use a damn torchlight if u've too. It gets better.
This wan has slept with a minimum of 75 girls grin

Baba i dey hail

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Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by Nobody: 10:37pm On Feb 25, 2017
JayReeMai:
Plss am not some random dude trying to get attention, yes my acct is new but am a member on NL since 2012. I couldn't use my real acct, so I created a new one. That explains d new acct part.
Been on nairaland since 2012?. When you were 15? And upon the jargons you read here you never drill legit or use osho? I smell lies
Re: I Think I Need Help !!! by JayReeMai(m): 10:40pm On Feb 25, 2017
Am even starting to hate SeX right now. I know everything will be fine. I knw there are so many dudes who is afraid of having sex because they don't want to dissapoint in firts mission. Thank u brodas for d advice u gave me

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