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I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 1:59pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
I remembered one funny thing that happened when I was in primary four,it was a funny memories shaa. I remembered my friends those days,kwame,nunekpeku,koffi and akakpo they are all Ghanaians because I schooled in Ghana,among my friends was the dull one akakpo no matter how teacher try to explain to him he can never understand and we have this evil teacher handling our class that time miss Judith senyo heard she kicked the bucket may her soul rest in peace. miss senyo will come every morning with what she called a reckoning mental,she will give you multiplication of two numbers and ask you to give the answer immediately without wasting time and failing to do that she will flog you mercilessly so that time I don't play with my multiplication table every night I multiply,divide,subtract and add which help me to always escape miss senyo flogging. I was doing this until one day our dull friend akakpor introduced us to one medicine called vitamin c although my first time of hearing it so I don't know what it is .akakpor told us to stop wasting our time learning everyday that he has gotten the medicine that gives wisdom lol that his father told him so,his father is a local mechanic man though lolz.so we were all happy finally we are not gonna learn and we will be giving answers freely in class ,so he gave us three pills each and asked us to lick it early in the morning so it should start working fast lolz. the next day we were all happy foolishly we didn't even try to taste ourselves to see whether it is really working we were all playing and making noise till miss senyo entered the class and everyone was quiet and she shouted akakpor what is 2X15 and akakpor stood up gently and started looking at the sky na that time we no say akakpor na evil child lolz obooy if you see flogging that day the rest na history. I can't forget this day 2 Likes |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by slimthugchimee(m): 2:32pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
miserable humanbeing living a miserable life pathetic |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by kaypeters: 2:49pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Lol... |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by Nobody: 2:55pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Lol. |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 7:15pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
slimthugchimee: 1 Like |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 7:15pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
kimbra:what did you remember when you are in primary |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 7:16pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
kaypeters:this one u dey shine teeth |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by Nobody: 7:18pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
naijamakossa:I remember drinking a bottle of harp and getting spanked for it, though it wasn't in school but hunger from school caused it. Long story. |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 7:21pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
kimbra:I wonder what you where thinking lols |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by Nobody: 7:40pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
naijamakossa:We had this bottle of alcohol in our fridge, it's been there for ages and I was in primary 5 then and have never tested an alcoholic drink. On one of those days you come home and your parents and siblings are not around. Even the ones in secondary school were not back. I need to boil something to eat. Hunger want kill me, so na I put beans for fire then go open the fridge dey look for anything wey I fit eat, I only saw this bottle of chill harp smiling at me. Within me I needed to know why only adults drink it and how sweet it taste. My beans was on fire, we had this high kitchen wooden chair for kitchen activities, I climbed and sat on the chair, opened the drink and had the first taste but the drink was tasteless. I became pissed and was disappointed at what adults drink, but either ways: I felt it would quench my hunger a bit, I kept drinking till the drink was remaining very small, my eyes starting turning me so I placed my head on the slap, na so I sleep off and my beans come dey burn. They came back oh and caught me. The only explanation I gave was the drink was going bad in the fridge so I decided to help. You needed to see the flogging I received. I never had alcohol from the taste that one gave me back then, I once manage to taste small stout after much force and still I don't like alcoholic drinks till date. 2 Likes |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by youngdanee(m): 7:48pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
slimthugchimee:You're trying to act like a boss, that's probably because offline, you're a nonentity. Someone opens a lively thread, and all you can do is hate. Don't bring your frustration on an innocent nigga. Your threads shows how lean your brain is in quality, yet you call someone a miserable being. Dude I understand you've to make yourself happy online, cos you're a lone soul who was fortunate to get data in other to rant like a mad dog. Think before you post next time bro. 5 Likes |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 7:52pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
kimbra:lolz evil child wetin ur eyes dey look for strong drink mine I came back from school was very tasty I opened the fridge I saw water and beer decided to go for beer,,I drank everything |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 7:55pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
youngdanee:boss thanks for being my mouthpiece,I saw his comment but didn't give a fvck about that nonsense he typed |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by youngdanee(m): 7:58pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
naijamakossa:His comment was unnecessary, and I'm enjoying this thread. Its uncalled for, had to bring him to order. Carry on bro. 1 Like |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by Nobody: 7:59pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Kimbra, you care for a green bottle this evening? |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by Nobody: 8:04pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Dextology:Lol, seriously I don't even know which is "green bottle", I just don't do alcohol. If I manage to take small stout I will start feeling dizzy. |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 8:04pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
youngdanee:you are welcome bro 1 Like |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by Nobody: 8:05pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
youngdanee:Lol, how are you dear?. |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by Nobody: 8:05pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
naijamakossa:Things children do. |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by youngdanee(m): 8:06pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
kimbra:Chai this one na 'caught in the act' oo |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 8:07pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
kimbra:lolz u are funny |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 8:08pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by MadJay: 8:08pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 8:14pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
MadJay:what do you have to say |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by Nobody: 8:16pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
youngdanee:Lies finish for my mouth. But, I was a good child. |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by youngdanee(m): 8:18pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
kimbra:Even me sef |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by Nobody: 8:23pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
youngdanee:Lol. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by MadJay: 9:17pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Back then in Sec school,people were being chased from school for not paying tuition fees. So I did sneak out with my peeps to play Playstation 2 in a game shop not too far from the school. We were in a joyous mood playing our PS2, the next thing wey we here na Police don come make una run. Omo everybody scatter tear race oo, as a regular there I know all the hidden spots cause the shop is kinda big so I hid myself in between some wooden benches with my big bag providing cover. I was locked inside the shop for close to 3hrs and thank Jah light dey so I had to enjoy myself.I was so engrossed in the game that the owner of the shop entered and I didn't know. The dude vented all his frustration upon me,gave me the beating of my life chai. A man had to subdue him before I had a chance to run for my life without looking back. I ran straight home didn 't tell anyone about it and i got sick for a week. I'll never forget |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 9:27pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
MadJay:lolz why u go tell someone,abi u wan receive another beating that run u run though |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 9:27pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
kimbra:bad child |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by MadJay: 9:47pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
If to say I talk na World war 3 go happen for that guy shop and me be person wey no like wahala. The run na matter of Life and Death oo naijamakossa: |
Re: I Remembered When I Was In Primary Four by naijamakossa(m): 9:52pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
MadJay:lolz |
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