Omotayor123:
Ayama!!!
Only foolish people do crazy things for sex

i swear down

Ontop123:
Hmmmnmn, op you forgot that these days guys don't woo ladies rather ladies do. I've had girls traveled long distances to meet me, so not only guys OK. I think a better caption would be "crazy things young people do to get sex"....

Lol i get your point bruh,but i rate ladies craziness in a whole new level
U just cant compare the craziness. A seperate counter thread for the ladies would be a perfect remedy.

NemzySeries:
trvelled frm ilorin to lag(4hrs 30mins) at nite & left very early for afikpo in Ebonyi state (15hrs) jst to screw 1 tight p

old Macgregor camp!!!Afikpo north.

naija1stpikin:


im sure that's the least of the requirements right? I hope u don't tell me to go bring a life lion's head

I will go for a blind 3-legged koala found in Lagos

Cutehector:
ur sins are forgiven

Bro, i really need that forgiveness, joke apart

naija1stpikin:
mouth action is not stupid

u go catch throat gono

firstking01:
Bro, i really need that forgiveness, joke apart

lol... Relax.. Ur problems are not as complicated as d next dude beside u... So tell me, any new lady in ur life yet?

1metre:
u go catch throat gono

lol... Make una no dey make me fear na... Queensuccubus will I catch throat gono if I giv u mouth action?

JSmart4u:
I've compiled a list of stupid things guys do for sex

1. DRUGS :

This has to be the first in the list,since most drug abuse are related to sexual activities. Guys self medicate for the purpose of lasting long during sex.This is very detrimental to health eg. Tramadol,codienne,cocaine,weed etc

2.Long distance travelling :

I had to put this at number 2. most guys travel long distances all in the name of getting laid.

3.Alcohol :

Noting much to say than what we already know. alcohol abuse has amounted in majority of cases relating to kidney and liver failure.

4. Mouth action :

Many girls refuse being laid without any form of mouth action. Guys stupidly do the deed all in an act of desperation to get laid. This can cause throat gonorrhea to name a few.

5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.

6. Patronizing prostitutes :

Many are guilty of this. These guys overlook the consequence of such actions,thereby getting infected with numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

Feel free to add yours!

What do you now want us to do get laid? Sleep in church or follow momcy and Popcy for excursion? Oga OP your P is OP.

Hmm... I did a thread on this long before this one. Yet it was not deemed frontpage worthy. SMH

gracyblaze:



I will go for a blind 3-legged koala found in Lagos

Dis on my mind nw

I will comment later

Am guilty of number one(WEED) tho not for sex,it's my own recreation......also once in a while,I go to see them girls in their hood..(oloshos) this is better than rape, and still far better than begging one silly girl who would be forming for me even after u have spent on her..but with adequate protection nd must be a neat girl

ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?..

Hehehe ..

Actually its the girls that ask that question more

Cutehector:
lol... Make una no dey make me fear na... Queensuccubus will I catch throat gono if I giv u mouth action?

Eeehnn...My NUNU is always fresh like agege bread from the oven joor!
Juz be careful tho..the sweetness is very ADDICTIVE

QueenSuccubus:





Eeehnn...My NUNU is always fresh like agege bread from the over joor!
Juz be careful tho..the sweetness is very ADDICTIVE

sweetness? . Did u put sugar inside? All vagina taste salty na... Haba

If u see fresh standing boobs and well succulent pussy that u have been allowed to UnCloth, touch small and suck boobs small you will know why guys have to speak in tongues sometimes to get laid.

H

pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o

Pls give me ur fada's fon number.

Cutehector:
sweetness? . Did u put sugar inside? All vagina taste salty na... Haba

Ummmm..how many NUNU u ever robbed

Coz my NUNU is ain't salty..it taste like a mango nectar

I did yesterday Ooo, does it mean am looking for sex, mind you am still a V...

ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?..

Hehehe ..

Love Machine:
List them.

another female spotted......

QueenSuccubus:






Ummmm..how many NUNU u ever robbed

Coz my NUNU is ain't salty..it taste like a mango nectar

none

ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?..

Hehehe ..

Woah! I do ask that question but never had ulterior motive. I feel embarrassed now.

Cutehector:
none

Then how u know they all got this salty NUNU?

Lol

QueenSuccubus:




Then how u know they all got this salty NUNU?

porn

Cutehector:
porn

Hahhahahaha.. U juz watch porn and never tried to eat some phat NUNU?

QueenSuccubus:






Hahhahahaha.. U juz watch porn and never tried to eat some phat NUNU?

lol am scared

That number 2 na me travelled To abuja time without numbers all in the na me of tooto


God help me

funny am not guilty of any ......sex has never been a thing I will let a woman leverage me with , e bad as e bad I go and self-service and in no time I cum back to my senses ....and the irony of this whole thing people think am a womanizer

How person go carry mouth put inside toto? U know wetin dey inside all those water ni?