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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by ASBEE(m): 11:50am On Mar 02, 2017
talk2saintify:

please is it baba street yhu went to or wer?
abacha road
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Azeequeen(f): 2:05pm On Mar 02, 2017
talk2saintify:
Azeequeen this yhur hair erh..
Hmm?
Lol...What about it?
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Nobody: 4:25pm On Mar 02, 2017
Bia wher da guy wher him name na yungtemy angry Y u neva update since ehh c ehh b4 i release d THE LEGION OF SPIRITS under my command wher one play u na...





P:S All am saying GIVE US UPDATE mbok

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by talk2saintify(m): 4:27pm On Mar 02, 2017
Azeequeen:

Lol...What about it?

natin ooo...
am jux feeling it wink

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by talk2saintify(m): 4:28pm On Mar 02, 2017
ASBEE:

abacha road

wich set
asin class of.......?

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by GindoX(m): 4:50pm On Mar 02, 2017
So, this guy never kan finish him work

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by ftosino(m): 5:19pm On Mar 02, 2017
Yungtemy na abeg update na, ave been checking since moring

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by ehSKay(m): 6:36pm On Mar 02, 2017
yungtemy abeg update d nxt episode na, i jxt dae gbadun d story

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by harameede99(f): 6:46pm On Mar 02, 2017
ladiesBOO:
I don't know shaaaa but you look gorgeous, now that I'm 2face, will you be my Annie?
lol m sowie buh i av my own king already his name is Hadampson nd i luv im so mach nd he luvs me too
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by GindoX(m): 7:03pm On Mar 02, 2017
harameede99:
lol m sowie buh i av my own king already his name is Hadampson nd i luv im so mach nd he luvs me too

Hmmm, deceive una self well well
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Adesina12: 8:57pm On Mar 02, 2017
harameede99:
lol m sowie buh i av my own king already his name is Hadampson nd i luv im so mach nd he luvs me too

True talk

They love up like kanun and ewedu grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by ASBEE(m): 9:00pm On Mar 02, 2017
talk2saintify:

wich set asin class of.......?
class of 2014....dem bright set.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 9:13pm On Mar 02, 2017
GindoX:


Hmmm, deceive una self well well
see as i dey look u

Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 9:19pm On Mar 02, 2017
harameede99:
lol m sowie buh i av my own king already his name is Hadampson nd i luv im so mach nd he luvs me too
Baby Mi...tell them o
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:25pm On Mar 02, 2017
My friends and I relaxed outside my hostel after a long day at school, waiting patiently for Juliet's rice and stew to get ready in time. We were all very hungry. I could observe Thompson already chewing his finger nails and scratching his head from time to time.
''Thompson how far na... Everywhere good?'' I asked while drinking a sachet of water just to drown the worms that were already eating the remaining food in my stomach.
''Temy, I dey H, like Mad... As I dey here so I fit finish one full bag of rice right now'' Thompson said looking really tired and famished.
While Thompson was still trying to emphasize on how hungry he was, we heard a gurgling sound from someone stomach ''BRRRRRRR''
Me: Thompson na your stomach be that?
Thompson: Nooo. No be me o
Mayson: na my belle o. Temy your babe never finish. Why she dey delay men dey H o.
Me: I dey come make I check wetin she dey do.
I left my gang and headed straight into my room to check what Juliet was cooking. I went to the kitchen and I observed Juliet already slicing the Tomatoes for the preparation of the stew sauce.
Me: Baby, I hope you the rice is many o. My guys outside can consume a bowl of rice in seconds.... Within a twinkle of an eye.
Juliet: babe... Don't worry just relax. I will cook the sweetest stew you've ever tasted in your life. Trust me
Me: oh!... I can't wait... But...
Juliet: But what?
Me: your stew no fit sweet pass my mumsy stew o. No be joke o
Juliet: Temy.... Temy... Temy
Me: yes babe
Juliet: how many times did I call you.
Me: three times. Wetin happen
Juliet: why you dey put your mumsy for this matter na?... No vex me o.
Me: babe.. Na play I dey follow you play na...
Juliet: leave me alone.
Me: sorry na... Kiss me.
Juliet: No
I held Juliet from behind, holding her passionately while she sliced the tomatoes. I kissed her on her cheeks and whispered into her ears ''you're the best thing, I've ever had'', she let out a smile and kissed my lips.
The Rice and stew was served on a huge breakable plate. Juliet really performed justice to the stew as it was filled with chunks of meat and fish which she bought from the market before coming to my place.
Mayson: ooboy! This your babe suppose be caterer o. She sabi cook wella.
Thompson: no be lie... If you no take time, I go thief your babe. She go just dey cook for me steady.
Me: I never get your time.
Myself and Mayson ate the rice and stew with caution, blowing the ''heat'' that was emanating from the rice but Thompson kept eating like all was well.
Mayson: you take am easy na. Your mouth na cooler?
Thompson: My guy I dey H, you no go understand.
Mayson: na why you wan con kill yourself?
Me: Thompson, You no know say as you dey rush this rice all your intestine go dey burn... See this guy...before you know them go show you for NTA news dey beg people for help.
Mayson: no be lie. Thompson take am easy o.
Thompson: wetin concern una?... Is it not my stomach?
While we were eating outside, I saw the girl I wished to never in my life see again... Precious. Precious came walking through the gate carrying a huge bag and beside her was her sister, Mary. I was beyond shocked to see my ex, ''Juliet must nt know about this o'' I thought ''chai! Which kind gobe be this one na''.
Mayson: Temy... No be your ex be that?... See how she fine anyhow.
Me: I be think say I dey dream o
Thompson: Guy... This babe go well o.....
Me: abeg, Juliet must not know about this o. She go too vex.
Thompson: you gast code am o.
Mayson: how you wan take do am?... You no fit hide forever
Me: Mayson see me see gobe
Thompson: hey babe
Precious approached me, she was smiling and looking as beautiful as ever. ''Gosh... This babe still go well o... See how she Behind. She don upgrade o... Her back side na die''. I held her closer to me.
Precious: how are you... I've been calling you. You don't want to pick calls abi?
Me: noo. I've been busy. You're looking beautiful.
I drew Precious more closer and I gave her a warm hug, feeling the intensity of her soft boobs on my bare chest.sadly enough, I never knew Juliet was watching us in 3D, not until Thompson tapped me on legs.
Thompson: temy.. Juliet see you o.
Me: Jesus
Precious: Temy what happened
Me: noo nothing... I will be right back.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:33pm On Mar 02, 2017
Sorry for the slow updates... Abeg make una no vex o.


And to You guys that are taking your time to comment on this trend, you guys are just too much. I hail each and every one of you. Jah bless y'all.
Amen
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by OnowuNdiigbo(m): 10:24pm On Mar 02, 2017
Make I ask o! Na only yoruba people fill this place? Wey my igbo collegues? IGBO KWENU!!! cheesy
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by kajsa08: 10:25pm On Mar 02, 2017
Mayson: na why you wan con kill yourself?
Me: Thompson, You no know say as you dey rush this rice all your intestine go dey burn... See this guy...before you know them go show you for NTA news dey beg people for help.



@YoungTemmy ure cray.
this part is gonna make my night.
nice update.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 10:48pm On Mar 02, 2017
YunTemy am watching U in 7D
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by GindoX(m): 11:09pm On Mar 02, 2017
Where's the remaining updates
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by GindoX(m): 11:10pm On Mar 02, 2017
Yewandequeen:
YunTemy am watching U in 7D


Take am easy, 7D never come out... grin...
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Nobody: 12:16am On Mar 03, 2017
temy,I dy hustle 1 babe 4 dis una Ekpoma..all dis AAU GALS dem set die grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 1:00am On Mar 03, 2017
GindoX:



Take am easy, 7D never come out... grin...
Am seeing the future already grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by talk2saintify(m): 1:14am On Mar 03, 2017
ASBEE:

class of 2014....dem bright set.


Loll thought as much

..name?

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 7:01am On Mar 03, 2017
Yewandequeen:


This is to notify you that my sweet dtobs is currently outta the country and will get back to you once he is back. So i can neither deny or confirm ay info except its approved by my oga at the top.#peace

And am here...
Baby, how are you doing and my baby?

Hope the young champ is kicking well.

Now, who is that homo sapien that has been disturbing u?
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 7:04am On Mar 03, 2017
OnowuNdiigbo:

Dtobs is broked, his pockets are as empty as Buhari's brain.
Come make I treat you like a queen
which you are.
Hope u don hear how igbo boys
dey treat there women?
Did you just say "broked" cheesy grin...heheheheheheehehehe


Well, I have more pressing things to work on!

Yewandequeen, the appointment has been successfully booked with the specialist in Boston already! Your flight ticket is ready as well
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 7:23am On Mar 03, 2017
DTOBS:

Did you just say "broked" cheesy grin...heheheheheheehehehe


Well, I have more pressing things to work on!

Yewandequeen, the appointment has been successfully booked with the specialist in Boston already! Your flight ticket is ready as well
thanks sweetie.



DTOBS:


And am here...
Baby, how are you doing and my baby?

Hope the young champ is kicking well.

Now, who is that homo sapien that has been disturbing u?

He is OnowuNdiigbo. Baby don't you think I need to get restraining order against him?

Am fine and your baby is everly active just like his father. We missed U so much darling.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:05am On Mar 03, 2017
kajsa08:
Mayson: na why you wan con kill yourself?
Me: Thompson, You no know say as you dey rush this rice all your intestine go dey burn... See this guy...before you know them go show you for NTA news dey beg people for help.



@YoungTemmy ure cray.
this part is gonna make my night.
nice update.

smiley thank you
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:08am On Mar 03, 2017
Yewandequeen:
YunTemy am watching U in 7D
lol... I'm observing you and Dtobs in High definition.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:10am On Mar 03, 2017
GindoX:
Where's the remaining updates
bros.. Abeg na. grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:11am On Mar 03, 2017
Mylestone:
temy,I dy hustle 1 babe 4 dis una Ekpoma..all dis AAU GALS dem set die grin
badt guy
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by harameede99(f): 9:58am On Mar 03, 2017
GindoX:


Hmmm, deceive una self well well
hmmm jealousy jealousy go find ya own wife too very soon u will b invited to awa wedding

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