Adesina12:

True talk
They love up like kanun and ewedu

Adesina12:

True talk
They love up like kanun and ewedu

Hadampson:
Baby Mi...tell them o

harameede99:
adeshina y is ya numba nt goin thru

Adesina12:

0803 - 371 - 4663 available now
Thanks.

Yewandequeen:

thanks sweetie.





He is OnowuNdiigbo. Baby don't you think I need to get restraining order against him?

Am fine and your baby is everly active just like his father. We missed U so much darling.

YungTemy:


lol... I'm observing you and Dtobs in High definition.

DTOBS:


If that will make him back off! I will get in touch with CJN now...

Sweetie... Can't wait for you to land in Boston!

Yewandequeen:

Baby, i will soon touch down.
Help run water into the jacuzzi with some lavender flowers and red wine alongside with the bathroom well lit so we can ease off and have a nice time together. I missed u so so much. BRT

OnowuNdiigbo:


If that is a dream, u better wake up because Buhari never retire or die Dtob can't afford recharge kad not to talk of red wine

harameede99:
lol m sowie buh i av my own king already his name is Hadampson nd i luv im so mach nd he luvs me too

Yewandequeen:

thanks sweetie.





He is OnowuNdiigbo. Baby don't you think I need to get restraining order against him?

Am fine and your baby is everly active just like his father. We missed U so much darling.

ladiesBOO:
eeh? as in say you no wan enter my love boat?

ladiesBOO:
eeh?
as in say you no wan enter my love boat?

AlamienDagash:
"Sadly enuff, ah dnt knw juliet was watchin us in 3d".
Dix part got me laughin lyke jokes update with ofego
Man pls try 2 update on time.

thunderfiremods:
...so so...awesome write up....u rock it temmy....so interesting. ...if nt 4 all dese our pple wey dey find husband for ur thread......no more ghosting

IZIBLAZE4JESUS:
oga temy nice write up.Av been following frm beginning. keep d updates coming.Am also planning to write abt my own truelife tales in bayero university kano.its going to b fun looking bak frm where God has brought me.Jesus bless u.

harameede99:
yes oo i dey inside Hadampson love boat already infact dnt let im catch u duin dis he cn b very fierce hez nt jst anybody hez a king

Damibiz:
Temy za update set no be small o..as thompson nd co de H for dat side,na so Damibiz too de H for update.....weh don work..SHOUT OUT to #Harameede nd #wandequeen...i love u guyz.

AlamienDagash:
d title of dis story shud be double troube,my daily dilemma, or sumtin like dat coz u ba!

Damibiz:
Wait oh,wati Juliet de try form self,she was burn with Cowries ehmmmm,so may my guy de worship her...?...no way

YungTemy:

I just tire.. She been dey threaten me.


But I hope that level no be true o. How them go born person with cowries for hand?

YungTemy:
Angel: My name is Angela, but you can call me Angel, I'm sorry about the other time. I wasn't in a good mood.

Before she finished her brief speech I was already blushing. I felt like I was in another world, probably paradise.

Angel: Why are you blushing?

Me: Noo, I am just happy. I just cant believe that you're actually right here by my side talking to me.

Angel: Aww, that's so cute. I have heard alot about you. I heard you are intelligent. And this pastor just confirmed it.

"me intelligent, I pray o" I said to myself. I am actually just an average student. Although I put in my best in what I do but that doesn't make intelligent. I therefore had to capitalize on that, if I wanted to get what I want.

Me: I am trying o. Infact do you know I got the highest score in our post ume exam. I love to read alot. Before the professor even start to teach I already know what he is about to say. My friends say I should reduce the way I read else I'd run mad. (I lied)

Angel: Wao! Temy take it easy o. You know I like you. Can you help me write my optional course. Please.

Me: Of cause I will ( although I was feeling reluctant, but I wanted her, I needed to get her by all possible means)

Angel: My birthday is coming up next week I hope you will be there. I am just inviting very few friends. Can I have your contact?.

We eventually exchanged numbers. I was the happiest guy in the world that day. Angel just fell for my little lies. I went my friends house that day.

Me: Mayson, I don get Angels control number. Everywhere good o

Mayson: How manage, you put jazz for mouth?

Me: Oboy, me no know how I take do am. In fact na she approach me. Her birthday na next week, you go show?

Mayson: Which kind question you dey ask me so, of cause na. I no fit loose guard.

Me:,I believe you. What did you cook?

Mayson: I wan prepare rice and stew.

Me: Oboy! Do quick I dey hungry o. Take this 500 add am join, make we organise better stew.

Mayson went out to buy the important ingredients needed to cook the stew while i played soccer on his play station 3. Not quite long I got a phone call from Angel.

Angel: Hello

Me: Hey, baby. How you doing

Angel: I am good. I just called to check up on you.

Me: Oh thank you.

Has this babe, fallen in love? . Why this sudden connection, I wondered. Anyways we shall see. I thought to myself.

YungTemy:
Angel: My name is Angela, but you can call me Angel, I'm sorry about the other time. I wasn't in a good mood.

Before she finished her brief speech I was already blushing. I felt like I was in another world, probably paradise.

Angel: Why are you blushing?

Me: Noo, I am just happy. I just cant believe that you're actually right here by my side talking to me.

Angel: Aww, that's so cute. I have heard alot about you. I heard you are intelligent. And this pastor just confirmed it.

"me intelligent, I pray o" I said to myself. I am actually just an average student. Although I put in my best in what I do but that doesn't make intelligent. I therefore had to capitalize on that, if I wanted to get what I want.

Me: I am trying o. Infact do you know I got the highest score in our post ume exam. I love to read alot. Before the professor even start to teach I already know what he is about to say. My friends say I should reduce the way I read else I'd run mad. (I lied)

Angel: Wao! Temy take it easy o. You know I like you. Can you help me write my optional course. Please.

Me: Of cause I will ( although I was feeling reluctant, but I wanted her, I needed to get her by all possible means)

Angel: My birthday is coming up next week I hope you will be there. I am just inviting very few friends. Can I have your contact?.

We eventually exchanged numbers. I was the happiest guy in the world that day. Angel just fell for my little lies. I went my friends house that day.

Me: Mayson, I don get Angels control number. Everywhere good o

Mayson: How manage, you put jazz for mouth?

Me: Oboy, me no know how I take do am. In fact na she approach me. Her birthday na next week, you go show?

Mayson: Which kind question you dey ask me so, of cause na. I no fit loose guard.

Me:,I believe you. What did you cook?

Mayson: I wan prepare rice and stew.

Me: Oboy! Do quick I dey hungry o. Take this 500 add am join, make we organise better stew.

Mayson went out to buy the important ingredients needed to cook the stew while i played soccer on his play station 3. Not quite long I got a phone call from Angel.

Angel: Hello

Me: Hey, baby. How you doing

Angel: I am good. I just called to check up on you.

Me: Oh thank you.

Has this babe, fallen in love? . Why this sudden connection, I wondered. Anyways we shall see. I thought to myself.

YungTemy:
Days passed... It was finally Angels birthday. I made sure I was the first to text her, so I woke very early in the morning. ''What present can I get her'' I wondered. ''or should I get her a teddy bear or a shoe''?. All these rhetorical questions went through my mind. ''This girl na big babe o, make I no go fall my hand o'', I wondered. ''okay, first thing in the morning I will call Mayson, he is good at this kind of stuffs''. I therefore went back to sleep, feeling a little bit satisfied that there will be a solution in the morning.

I had a knock on my door very early in the morning. I was really enjoying my sleep, my brother Ty, laid right next to me.

Me: Abeg, go check who be that( I ordered as a big brother of the house)

Ty: who be that (my little brother shouted, I could tell he was still feeling very sleepy)

Emafidon: Na me Emafidon.

Me: wetin this idiot dey find again (I said to myself)

Emafidon: abeg, you fit borrow me your broom and packer, I wan use am sweep my room.

This was a regular trend on campus. Students love borrowing things alot. It amuses me. They'd borrow clothes, foodstuffs, iron, hot plates, dvd player, headset, shoes, bags. Just to name a few. In fact, there can even go as far as borrowing your under wear. It's that terrible.

Me: TY abeg give am the broom and packer at the back of that door.

Ema: thank you, I go return am after I finish.

I smiled, we all know that's not possible. Over here in my school, once you borrow something out, you'd be the one begging for your own property back. Sometimes you might not even get it back again. It's that bad.

''This my yeye neighbour don ruin my sleep'' I said to myself. ''I better call mayson right away''

Me: hello

Mayson: Temy afa na. How was your night?

Me: Fine o, how was yours?

Mayson: fine thank you. Today na your upcoming babe birthday, how e wan be?

Me: That's exactly why I called you. I was thinking of getting her a present, but I don't know which. I'm confused.

Mayson: which yeye present, you don blow the babe?

Me: No

Mayson: then why you wan buy am present, see this guy o?

Me: I was thinking she'd feel more happier if she gets one from me.

Mayson: lover boy. Temy, your presence at the party is all that matters. You get. Don't go too far, take it slowly.

Me: okay bro. Thanks. I will come over to your place to pick you up. Is Thompson coming along with us.

Mayson: yes of course. Including Marvis.

Me: you invited Marvis?

Marvis, was also a friend of mine, we weren't that close. He was this fresh lanky dude. All the girls wanted him. He was just to fly

Mayson: you dey fear. No level. He no go take your babe.

Me: no wahala. Let me take my bathe. I will come over to your place.

YungTemy:
Days passed... It was finally Angels birthday. I made sure I was the first to text her, so I woke very early in the morning. ''What present can I get her'' I wondered. ''or should I get her a teddy bear or a shoe''?. All these rhetorical questions went through my mind. ''This girl na big babe o, make I no go fall my hand o'', I wondered. ''okay, first thing in the morning I will call Mayson, he is good at this kind of stuffs''. I therefore went back to sleep, feeling a little bit satisfied that there will be a solution in the morning.

I had a knock on my door very early in the morning. I was really enjoying my sleep, my brother Ty, laid right next to me.

Me: Abeg, go check who be that( I ordered as a big brother of the house)

Ty: who be that (my little brother shouted, I could tell he was still feeling very sleepy)

Emafidon: Na me Emafidon.

Me: wetin this idiot dey find again (I said to myself)

Emafidon: abeg, you fit borrow me your broom and packer, I wan use am sweep my room.

This was a regular trend on campus. Students love borrowing things alot. It amuses me. They'd borrow clothes, foodstuffs, iron, hot plates, dvd player, headset, shoes, bags. Just to name a few. In fact, there can even go as far as borrowing your under wear. It's that terrible.

Me: TY abeg give am the broom and packer at the back of that door.

Ema: thank you, I go return am after I finish.

I smiled, we all know that's not possible. Over here in my school, once you borrow something out, you'd be the one begging for your own property back. Sometimes you might not even get it back again. It's that bad.

''This my yeye neighbour don ruin my sleep'' I said to myself. ''I better call mayson right away''

Me: hello

Mayson: Temy afa na. How was your night?

Me: Fine o, how was yours?

Mayson: fine thank you. Today na your upcoming babe birthday, how e wan be?

Me: That's exactly why I called you. I was thinking of getting her a present, but I don't know which. I'm confused.

Mayson: which yeye present, you don blow the babe?

Me: No

Mayson: then why you wan buy am present, see this guy o?

Me: I was thinking she'd feel more happier if she gets one from me.

Mayson: lover boy. Temy, your presence at the party is all that matters. You get. Don't go too far, take it slowly.

Me: okay bro. Thanks. I will come over to your place to pick you up. Is Thompson coming along with us.

Mayson: yes of course. Including Marvis.

Me: you invited Marvis?

Marvis, was also a friend of mine, we weren't that close. He was this fresh lanky dude. All the girls wanted him. He was just to fly

Mayson: you dey fear. No level. He no go take your babe.

Me: no wahala. Let me take my bathe. I will come over to your place.

Yewandequeen:



Why so much hate for dtobs baby when you dont even know his financial status?

OnowuNdiigbo:

I didn't hate anybody Sister.
It was just for fun, please don't misunderstand me.

#One_Nigeria.