Yewandequeen:
Me?

Am not talking about you and Dtobs but you and LadiesB00.
Dtobs is a poor punk, He can't marry u, I will marry u.

OnowuNdiigbo:

Am not talking about you and Dtobs but you and LadiesB00.

Dtobs is a poor punk, He can't marry u, I will marry u.

bye

Yewandequeen:


This your proverb get K-leg oh.
@bolded who n who? FYI Dtobs and I are legally married and our baby is on the way. Hadampson,Adesina12,Yungtemy,Angelinastto just to mention a few were present at our wedding in Paris even though dtobs and i sponsored their flight fee. We didn't invite you cos u were and still full of rage and we didnt want you to ruin our expensive wedding with your bad belle.

Take heart, you will find your missing ribs soon. I will talk to dtobs to see if we can compensate you with 1.5M check, that's if you don't mind.

Peace

Knock knock...

Baby, am back!!!

Who is this frustrated human being disturbing you?

Just leave them to wallow in their Shit...

Baby, the doc told me it's twins... I can't believe this!
You are the best.

I've arranged your vacation to Miami.. .we will discuss the remaining one in the upper room.

OnowuNdiigbo:

Am not talking about you and Dtobs but you and LadiesB00.

Dtobs is a poor punk, He can't marry u, I will marry u.

chronicles of a frustrated and defeated playboy.. .

DTOBS:

chronicles of a frustrated and defeated playboy.. .

This guy! No force me to give you poison! na only u sabi good thing?

@ Yewandequeen.
Waoh! I viewed your picture now and I was like waoh! What a beauti-queen! If not that my phone is old I would have kiss you
you get a sister on nairaland?

DTOBS:

Knock knock...

Baby, am back!!!

Who is this frustrated human being disturbing you?

Just leave them to wallow in their Shit...

Baby, the doc told me it's twins... I can't believe this!
You are the best.

I've arranged your vacation to Miami.. .we will discuss the remaining one in the upper room.

Some bad belles that you shouldn't worry yourself abt.

Really! Am so happy...Yea...YungTemy and Angelinastto be reafh to be Godfather and Godmother repestively.

Sweety awwwwww...what took you so long?
I think its high time you take sometime off work so you can have time for me and the babies.

Miami...hmmmm...just bring your sexy arse in here and we can discuss the rest later.

Missed you so much.

OnowuNdiigbo:
@ Yewandequeen.
Waoh! I viewed your picture now and I was like waoh! What a beauti-queen! If not that my phone is old I would have kiss you
you get a sister on nairaland?

Thank you.
No i don't

Yewandequeen:

Thank you.
No i don't

Seek for a girl like you for me pleeeease!

YungTemy,pleae we need update oooooo.

OnowuNdiigbo:
"island of 'knowledge, surrounded by the flow, can't bridge {cambridge} me"

YungTemy, I like this ur quote but I don't know the meaning, can you tell me the meaning or it is a cult slang?

I no be cultist o lol. And that metaphor was constructed by Vector, clearly portraying how wide his knowledge is.

YungTemy:

I no be cultist o lol. And that metaphor was constructed by Vector, clearly portraying how wide his knowledge is.

"island of 'knowledge, surrounded by the
flow, can't bridge {cambridge} me"

Its A double entendre
he used Two Pun here
"can't bridge" -is a slang meaning u can't stop me
Cambridge is a World Class School
Nd We Go To School To Acquire knowledge...
Flow-that Of a river
Flow-in rap, it means consistency on a "beat"

1st meaning- am the centre of knowledge, surrounded by the "Flow" can't stop Me

2nd Meaning-Am the island of knowledge, Surrounded by the Flow(flow of knowledge), i am Cambridge..
Hope U Okay with That??

I actually love d simplicity and preciseness of your work. Many writers lack this special ability. Good one bro. Keep up d good work. AAU no beans!!! Please mention me when u update next.

If am given an opportunity to title this work. I will simply call it 'The Chronicles of Temy'

YungTemy:

I no be cultist o lol. And that metaphor was constructed by Vector, clearly portraying how wide his knowledge is.

So u don't the meaning? and you are using it? you need a psychological traumatic test

nastynic:
"island of 'knowledge, surrounded by the
flow, can't bridge {cambridge} me"

Its A double entendre
he used Two Pun here
"can't bridge" -is a slang meaning u can't stop me
Cambridge is a World Class School
Nd We Go To School To Acquire knowledge...
Flow-that Of a river
Flow-in rap, it means consistency on a "beat"

1st meaning- am the centre of knowledge, surrounded by the "Flow" can't stop Me

2nd Meaning-Am the island of knowledge, Surrounded by the Flow(flow of knowledge), i am Cambridge..
Hope U Okay with That??

Thanks for the explanation it does make sense. I've used it as my whatsapp status

OnowuNdiigbo:


Thanks for the explanation it does make sense. I've used it as my whatsapp status

ur Welcome Bruh.....

yungtemy!I can see u online,,update plz

i just dey wait for next update.....
Biko don't fail me bruv..

To Yewandequeen

We had actually gotten to the front Maysons hostel, when we perceived the stench of kush. ''Temy you dey perceive that Igbo smell?'' Thompson said with a broad smile on his face.
''Na who go dey kpo this kind hot afternoon like this'' I asked rhetorically. ''Ekpoma boys don too virus o.''
''oh boy, that one no concern me. Me wan go dey well o'' Thompson said as he wiped the dripping sweat that was rolling down his face with a towel.
We traced the smell of the weed to the back of the hostel, only to find ourselves in the midst of strange faces, and Amongst them was Mayson and Smart.
Mayson: Temy how far now.I no know say you go show o. How far now?
Me: I dey
Smart: oh boy ye, see my guys. Thompson how you dey na. E don tey o. Temybaba long time.
Temy: Smarto, Na una leave me for street na. Its not fair o.
I hailed everyone of them in the gathering. infact Every single individual in the gathering were all high on marijuana, their eyes were looking red like they were victims of Apollo infection.
Temy: Mayson, una don too dey well. See how your eyes red. Chai!
Mayson: Na so o. What to do... We thank God for the trees
Smart: Thompson roll up na...
With a broad smile on Thompsons face, Thompson bent down immediately and cut a huge pound of weed in his palm and began to mould it in his hands.
Mayson: JESUS! Wetin be that?
Thompson: wetin happen? (looking shocked)
Mayson: you wan kill your self? You wan from here dey go Uselu psychiatric hostel, abi you wan leg am from here go yabaleft.. That weed too much na, that one na for like 5 people?
Smart: leave am.. We go buy more weed na
Mayson: you no understand, we just have to be economical. Things don increase.
Me: Thompson brain no strong... Smart head even strong pass Thompson head sef.
Mayson: you say wetin...?? (laughing)
Me: you dey find my mouth abi
Smart: you see that time wey I jonz, wey I almost craze. Na 3 black bullet I take.... In one shot. Na why I jonz like that. Mayson my head strong o. No reason me.
Mayson: no be lie sha. Black bullet na very strong drink o.
Thompson: bro, Nothing fit make me jonz. Me and Alcohol dey relate like say we be brothers. Infact Kush na my best friend too and Tramadol be my wife.
Me: and na person pikin be this o.
Thompson: sharrap. See your head like ball.
Smart: oboy! E don tey wey men don play ball o.
Mayson: no be lie o. I fit still remember that year when I been wan play for super eagles. I been dey train with them mikel but na because of Aau admit me that's why I gast quit.
Smart: bros, take am easy na o. My head dey hot.This your lie fit wake dead person.
Mayson: wetin this one dey yan?
Me: make all of us play ball for field na. E don tey o
Thompson: no be lie. After I don finish this igbo, I go con get strength.
After the weed session, everyone wore their football kit and headed straight to the football field. Some wore Just boxers and singlet, while other wore jersey and shorts. We were about 8 in number, we selected ourselves. We were four in number, with four other opponents.
Smart and Mayson weren't in my team but Thompson was. We had two other individuals who came to join us. The game kicked start with a first pass from my team.
Things were moving smoothly, we were gaining lots of possessions, passing the ball around ourselves with perfect touches. I stayed at the back distributing long passes to my team members and before 10 minutes, we were two goals up.
After scoring our opponents 2-0, the game became rough. Smart became more aggressive as he'd make unnecessary tackles without considering the kind of injury he was inflicting on my team members.
''wetin dey sup now. You wan break my leg'' Thompson said, as he laid on the floor massaging his leg ''you no even sabi play''
''you dey mad... Which kind talk be that one, you play pass me'' Smart rebuked him immediately.
''You dey call me Mad... See this guy o'' Thompson said as he tried to limp out of the field.
''I go shook you now, make ogun kill you'' Smart continued
''make una no dey behave like small pikin now'' I said trying to resolve the issue at hand.
''you just wait for me... Thompson, no move o'' Smart said angrily as he ran into Maysons room.
Within a twinkle of an eye, smart came out of the room and on his left hand was a knife.
''I go shook you now... You just talk anyhow for there'' Smart said with anger written all over his face.
''see this guy o. Them never born you well'' Thompson said, trying to defend himself.
''wetin dey xup now, make una behave'' Mayson said, holding smart from behind. But before one could say Jack Robinson, Smart ran towards Thompson and aggressively tore his cheek with the sharp knife, thick red blood began to gush out of Thompsons face rapidly. Smart didn't stop, he went ahead to draw another sharp cut on thompsons fore head. It was indeed a bloody scene.
I ran over to smart, obtained the knife from him and I gave him several punches on his face until I was satisfied.
Thompson was left with a scare.

xprezz02:
yungtemy!I can see u online,,update plz

I've dropped an update

Davidhero:
i just dey wait for next update.....

Biko don't fail me bruv..

I didn't

OTAIFOHJ:
I actually love d simplicity and preciseness of your work. Many writers lack this special ability. Good one bro. Keep up d good work. AAU no beans!!! Please mention me when u update next.

If am given an opportunity to title this work. I will simply call it 'The Chronicles of Temy'

I hailo ... AAU NO BE BEANS. The stress is just too much..
And thanks for taking your time to read. Jah bless

Awwwww
YungTemy that's so sweet of you. Thanks for dedicating the update to me #winks

CAN SUM1 MENTION ME IN THE NEXT EPISODE, NICE STORY BROS.

Yewandequeen:
Awwwww
YungTemy that's so sweet of you. Thanks for dedicating the update to me #winks

E be like say, YungTemy like you also. I guess it is time for me to draw knife and murder people in other to marry you.

OnowuNdiigbo:


E be like say, YungTemy like you also. I guess it is time for me to draw knife and murder people in other to marry you.

I was with him before he cheated with Angelinastto so I dumbed him for dtobs. Long story.

Yewandequeen:


I was with him before he cheated with Angelinastto so I dumbed him for dtobs. Long story.

I know say the guy go cheat, see as she dey Bleep and dump women in university as if to say women na sanitary pad.

Don't worry very soon Juliet and Precious go teach him a lesson he will never forget.

wetin enter smart head nah? maybe na the highness ooo

quite an hilarious update buh d end was tragedy... more updates bro... cool story buh hope deres no fiction in ur story

quite an hilarious update, buh d end was tragic lol.. an everyday experience between guys... buh bruh hope deres no fiction in ur story sha.. more updates o

YungTemy:
I didn't

Wehdone Sir...

nice update but I was kinda expecting you to tell us more about ur night talk with Juliet and how u resolve the issue.