A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates. The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra.

Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat, knows her bill isn't going to get very far. But she proposed it last week to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine.

Farrar has long been an advocate of women's health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.

Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."

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Hmmmmmm in as much as I don't support maturation.... I will say that's a hug one on the male folks

Like he is gonna go in the middle of the street & touch himself. How will they know? Maybe they should hire those "acting flies" they use in those African adverts with skinny people- disperse them to be on the look out for masturbators. Rubbish bill.

like say the guy they come your front dey jerk..... if you want to be a man go for sex change and stop having heart attack, no be you born yourself

wonder why this line didn't cross her mind though "as far he isn't hurting anyone he's free to do what he wants " when na them originate the line

So they are going to install chips on their pricks to know when they masturbate?

Is it their penis?

So a man can't even play with his own penis again?


The world should end already

Finally we've got something to laugh at...

Ehh on top wetin?

31524.00 Nigerian Naira every time i play with my own thing. FYI your bill ain't going no where

Unrealistic Desicion

Seems these new presidents are becoming Senseless. Just like the president we have

The Lord is in charge of the United State

They don't have work anymore

Tenkobos:
So they are going to install chips on their pricks to know when they masturbate?

ZarZar:
Like he is gonna go in the middle of the street & touch himself. How will they know? Maybe they should hire those "acting flies" they use in those African adverts with skinny people- disperse them to be on the look out for masturbators. Rubbish bill.

Dem go attach meter, abi??

Ha.

All oyinbo pple self ,will a sane man masturbate in d open?

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Pls.I want to tell every nairaland Vaseline crew member,Texas branch to come home ASAP for an all important meeting.
Don't forget your Vaseline while coming.we will uphold our dignity.

leave dem jejely....otherwise,u are seeking for rape increase

Feminists sha.

They sound so stupid and f.oolish all the time.

Women no dey masturbate too

abdulaz:
Feminists sha.

They sound so stupid and f.oolish all the time.

Women no dey masturbate too

Why did you hastily assume that she is a feminist? She is pro-choice and just mirroring the pro-life's stance on abortion through that ridiculous bill of which she also knows is laughable. ...unless you are trying to say every person who is pro-choice is a feminist, which would be more laughable.

Vaseline crew will definitely not like this

Bad news for vaseline crew

Comparing masturbation and abortion? What's wrong with these feminist women?

Lol

Vaseline crew wouldn't like this news


They will avoid this trend