DEDICATION -:


I religiously dedicate this confusing-title work to the glory of Baba God, for letting me live a life of pure holiness and thereby ensuring my automatic ticket to his Kingdom and also dedicating it to the memory of my Late Dad,(may his No-nonsense and easy going soul Rest in Peace).


It is with utmost sense of humility that i return his dedication to him, So to say, "DEDICATION RECIEVED IS A DEDICATION RETURNED."


ACKNOWLEDGEMENT -:

I hereby acknowledge the inspiration, giving to me abstractly by the Pen MASTERS AND MISTRESS of this United state of Nairaland, and the ginger they gave me to 'SIT DOWN' (which i don't normally do) and to 'THINK' (i don't remember the last time i did that) of writing this work.

Thanks and may God acknowledge you all for me too.. So to say "ACKNOWLEDGEMENT RECEIVED IS ACKNOWLEDGMENT RETURNED.



COPYRIGHT-:

This work is spiritually protected by Shango (gawd of thunder), and if you like, copy and paste it to Pluto, i really don't care, i don hand everything over to Shango.. Am sure by the time he also Copy Paste you with his Thunder, you won't remember to file a lawsuit against me for also violating ur personal Copyright... So to say, COPYRIGHT RECEIVED IS COPYRIGHT RETURNED.


PROHIBITION :-

Using of Borrowed data or borrowed credit, and Sharing of Hotspot to view my work is arrogantly prohibited. So readers are hereby advice to Subscribe to atleast a minimum of #3000 /month data plan to view this work.

Also, any device, apart from Iphone7, Iphone6, samsung S7, S6, Galaxy Tabs, ipods,ipads, are not allowed on this thread. Pls,Don't make me prosecute you for trying to abuse my work with small and cheap devices.. Although am also typing with Nokia 2700. Thanks.


DERAILERS-

Derailers are strictly warned to back off, pls don't come here and be telling us how Buhari have failed to pay your grandpa's grativity and entitlements. Pls be warned.


CRITICS :-

I have paid Shango handsomely to deal with this special set of people, and am sure he won't hesitate to Thunder you and ur Useless Mb out, if u pass ur boundary.

So pls, Criticise me Maturely pls, as u know, am just a learner, i no even go sch, i just want to write for my pleasure and if others enjoy it too, then the better. But pls, don't abuse me for ur own sake and you might enjoy a Thunder free stay on this thread.



WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE STORY


VIOLENCE - Yes.. But at readers discretion.


SEX - hmmm... Yes, also at readers discretion, lets give the Masturbation crews something to look forward to, buh pls, don't masturbate while reading this work, because ur moaning, and sounds may distract my attention on the story.

So, i hereby call on the 'ANTIMASTURBATION AGENCY OF NIGERIA'[A.A.N] to come and help me keep this masturbation crews and their moaning sounds in proper check..


GAYism- pls, don't even come here atall, if you are a Gay. Cos if i catch u, chai.. U no go like am. I go prosecute and announce ur obituary date b4 i kil u self.


MORAL- i can't promise you that.

If u need a Moral story, i advice u to visit other threads, like Red Ashes, and Tradition by my wife, chuwzypinky, Pamelb by Alone, Fiyah by Silent seduction, Larrysun by Black Maria, Audreytimms by Letting go, Repogirl by False pretenses, Rachaelfst by Wrong number.

Or you can take a priceless stroll down to the Religious section, or better still, go and settle your quarell with your Quran or Bible. You may also try to visit ur Sunday school teacher for stories about king David and King Saul, or how Judas sold Jesus out on OLX.

If after reading all this, you are stil not contented with what you've read, pls don't hesitate to contack Seun, Lalasticlala and Mynd44 to send your greedy self out of NL.



So ladieSNEH and GentlemenSNEH,


YoungiSNEH and OldiSNEH,

SingleSNEH and MarriedSNEH,


VoterSNEH and non VoterSNEH,


InecSNEH and IndependenceSNEH,


PrisonerSNEH and Prison warderSNEH,


NairalanderSNEH and GuestSNEH,


and Lastly, The Masturbating crews, pls get your Creams handy, whisper to ur left hands, tel him, he's about to suffer,

Now, fasten your Reading belts as I arrogantly and Proudly take you on this free Ride.

Welcome on Board.

YOURS SHANGOISTIC
TheBlessedMAN

My Ogas.. PAMELB, FIYAH, SMARTESTPOPQUEEN, AND MY OWN WIFE, CHUMZYPINKY.. I hail o.. Com see ur boy..

Shoutout to My Niggaz... rawgurl samyfreshsmooth , dfo12, Annie939 bimberry1307 princesamuel93 spiceybae vicchi12 Roseygold Ashiat39, rachealfst bellefidel Percentile, ritvin LeMubs, yorhmienerd Opeoluwa99 missuniverse
ewawumi

My Buddies... bimberry1307 Stalwert, oracle2, Lleigh Teedeechian, datjohn, Ridwan1821, AgentOfAllah, Crowniey, Countrygirl, honourable356, ojuolu, Abuklaw, , dannybeau, olatex25, Dat9jakid, ritvin pjsmart siralabai YINKS89 Angelsss, Ochyglowsglows RolaDiva, D9ty7, MissRelly, mhiztee, RichieBrown, keeyah sashaa mhizISZY , Cirphrank, OluwabuqqyYOLO, greyce Percentile, DokitaG, agbaoyega , Maggielovely, Idrhas, missnazzy, Boybreezy, Wackyrichy, Osjaay, , Blessytee, elmogaji, Bornita, JohnAdeDavid, 49cents, mzlizabelle, Melonny, Khalipharrel, Flakkydagirl, LarrySun

TheBlessedMAN:
Cc: PRINCEOFPRINCE. i invite u my Hero members.

oh my Gawd.. this intro is enough to make me believe that this story wil be good. Ride on Niggar..

Johnflowey1738 bro, what can yhu say about this comical introduction? Cos i found it hilarious

TheblessedMan...... I won't say nothing, Make I just arrange my palmy and fried meet put for pocket, and also..... one for the Road!


safety Landing

PrinceOFprince:
oh my Gawd.. this intro is enough to make me believe that this story wil be good. Ride on Niggar..

thanks bro, for ur always support. ThanQ

Tgold1:
TheblessedMan...... I won't say nothing, Make I just arrange my palmy and fried meet put for pocket, and also..... one for the Road!


safety Landing

lolz... Uwelcome Niggar.. How has life been over there...

TheBlessedMAN:
My Ogas.. PAMELB, FIYAH, SMARTESTPOPQUEEN, AND MY OWN WIFE, CHUMZYPINKY.. I hail o.. Com see ur boy..

i wonder what kinda story yhu've gat here Mr, because this intro alone is so grossly hilarious. But yhu've gat ma attention Mr. Go ahead.

When ar yhu dropping the 1st update sir? Am eagerly anticipating whatever kind of story yhu've gat.

PrinceOFprince:
Johnflowey1738 bro, what can yhu say about this comical introduction? Cos i found it hilarious

omo the guy try sha
another flow1738 in the making

Theblessedman I'm here o

Always here to support you

Are you in a contract with sango because I find your closeness with him suspicious o
Please small sildren are here o and I'm one of them o

SmartestPopQUEEN:
i wonder what kinda story yhu've gat here Mr, because this intro alone is so grossly hilarious. But yhu've gat ma attention Mr. Go ahead.

ah... My dearest sister, its an honour to have u on this humble thread of mine. I reali app it dear.

Opeoluwa99:
Theblessedman I'm here o

Always here to support you

Are you in a contract with sango because I find your closeness with him suspicious o
Please small sildren are here o and I'm one of them o

ah.. My dearest sweet sister.. Thats why i always masturbate at ur sight.. Thanx 4 showin ur beautiful face

Johnflowey1738:



omo the guy try sha
another flow1738 in the making

bro, thanks 4 d comment.. Buh dat person wey u mention na like comparing an I.G of police with a lowly constable like me o.. Anyway, am humbled.

TheBlessedMAN:
lolz... Uwelcome Niggar.. How has life been over there...

my brother life ain't fair, but I have purchased a bleaching cream. I just hope it works!!!

Tgold1:



my brother life ain't fair, but I have purchased a bleaching cream. I just hope it works!!!

ahahah.. U wan take craziness to a new level? Chai, u wan bleach life? Life don suffer 4 ur hand o.

TheBlessedMAN:
ahahah.. U wan take craziness to a new level? Chai, u wan bleach life? Life don suffer 4 ur hand o.

I will so bleach life to the extent that it's alter ego (karma) will plead on its behalf, but I'll do same for karma too
....

TheBlessedMAN:
ah... My dearest sister, its an honour to have u on this humble thread of mine. I reali app it dear.

yhu are welcome dear, just start already. Its been long since my last visit to NL.

Tgold1:



my brother life ain't fair, but I have purchased a bleaching cream. I just hope it works!!!

yhu guys will never stop being funny, will yhu? Com on! Thats so hilarious..

Tgold1:


I will do bleach life to the extent that it's alter ego (karma) willplead on its behalf, but I'll do same for karma too

are yhu sure yhu can handle Karma? because that thing is a B*tch.. Yhu know..

Johnflowey1738:



omo the guy try sha
another flow1738 in the making

i thought as much bro.. The guy is really talented. Lets wait and see what he's got up his sleeves.

Tgold1:


I will do bleach life to the extent that it's alter ego (karma) willplead on its behalf, but I'll do same for karma too

Tgold, are yhu sure yhu can stand up to Karma? Just as Queenliz says, He is a B*tch yhu know..

SmartestPopQUEEN:
yhu are welcome dear, just start already. Its been long since my last visit to NL.

ok. Right away ma...

Tgold1:


I will so bleach life to the extent that it's alter ego (karma) will plead on its behalf, but I'll do same for karma too
....

abeg o.. Hav mercy on Karma o..

SmartestPopQUEEN:
are yhu sure yhu can handle Karma? because that thing is a B*tch.. Yhu know..

my one and only smartestPopCorn, sorry smartestPopqueen, I am aware of the fact that karma is a b*tch , even death is the sister....


but I have them all under control.


Ehn Ehn, wey that Sango descendant of a boy, palmy wan dey high me o.


start story and make you arrange two female vampire for me for the night, all the Olosho for my area No dey arand, dem go do evangelism.

PrinceOFprince:
Tgold, are yhu sure yhu can stand up to Karma? Just as Queenliz says, sHe is a B*tch yhu know..

I am aware brotherly, karma is my b*itch. I eff it anyao

Tgold1:



my one and only smartestPopCorn, sorry smartestPopqueen, I am aware of the fact that karma is a b*tch , even death is the sister....


but I have them all under control.


Ehn Ehn, wey that Sango descendant of a boy, palmy wan dey high me o.


start story and make you arrange to female vampire for me for the night, all the Olosho for my area Ni dey arand, dem go do evangelism.

no worry bro. Just sit down and relax. Update is very near..

Tgold1:



my one and only smartestPopCorn, sorry smartestPopqueen, I am aware of the fact that karma is a b*tch , even death is the sister....


but I have them all under control.


Ehn Ehn, wey that Sango descendant of a boy, palmy wan dey high me o.


start story and make you arrange to female vampire for me for the night, all the Olosho for my area Ni dey arand, dem go do evangelism.

lolz. Hope yhu know what yhu are doing?

TheBlessedMAN:
no worry bro. Just sit down and relax. Update is very near..

oh man, just update already.