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Akpors Joke Must Read---- by missfrancess(f): 12:01am On Jan 24, 2016

A policeman searched Akpos in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of drugs.
"It's not my fault," Akpos said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again!"
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" Said the policeman as he laughed.
Akpos replied, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
"Go on then." The policeman said as he smiled. Handing Akpos the bag.
After flushing them, the policeman looked at Akpos and said, "Well, show me your pocket then."
"What for?" Akpos asked.
Police said "The drugs!"
Akpos replied, "What drugs? do u see me with any drug? hit like if u understand

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Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by Nobody: 12:31am On Jan 24, 2016

missfrancess:
A policeman searched Akpos in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of drugs.
"It's not my fault," Akpos said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again!"
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" Said the policeman as he laughed.
Akpos replied, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
"Go on then." The policeman said as he smiled. Handing Akpos the bag.
After flushing them, the policeman looked at Akpos and said, "Well, show me your pocket then."
"What for?" Akpos asked.
Police said "The drugs!"
Akpos replied, "What drugs? do u see me with any drug? hit like if u understand

i dnt get ur joke... Why should it be tagged 'must read'?? Doesn't even seem funny to me... Sorry, if i'm rude :-s

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by missfrancess(f): 8:42am On Jan 24, 2016

Jhaytee4all:
i dnt get ur joke... Why should it be tagged 'must read'?? Doesn't even seem funny to me... Sorry, if i'm rude :-s

lol why wont u get it tho ur IQ is low sorry for using dat statement sir

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by davidclean(m): 3:51pm On Jan 24, 2016

Nonsense joke

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by jaiyejina(m): 9:17am On Feb 16, 2016

missfrancess:
A policeman searched Akpos in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of drugs.
"It's not my fault," Akpos said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again!"
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" Said the policeman as he laughed.
Akpos replied, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
"Go on then." The policeman said as he smiled. Handing Akpos the bag.
After flushing them, the policeman looked at Akpos and said, "Well, show me your pocket then."
"What for?" Akpos asked.
Police said "The drugs!"
Akpos replied, "What drugs? do u see me with any drug? hit like if u understand

damn funny joke

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by ExplicitContent: 11:32pm On Feb 17, 2016

So Akpors fi smart reach like this cheesy

For those that don't understand The Police man no longer has any evidence of prooving Akpors was found with drugs & therefore can't arrest him

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Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by missfrancess(f): 5:08pm On Feb 28, 2016

ExplicitContent:
So Akpors fi smart reach like this
For those that don't understand The Police man no longer has any evidence of prooving Akpors was found with drugs & therefore can't arrest him

oil dey your head bros

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Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by ExplicitContent: 6:01pm On Feb 28, 2016

missfrancess:
oil dey your head bros

I picture u in HD

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by abuaoyen(f): 7:02pm On Feb 28, 2016

For once in Akpos life he has acted smartly.hahaha

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by LoveJesus87(m): 11:59am On Mar 21, 2017

missfrancess:
A policeman searched Akpos in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of drugs.
"It's not my fault," Akpos said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again!"
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" Said the policeman as he laughed.
Akpos replied, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
"Go on then." The policeman said as he smiled. Handing Akpos the bag.
After flushing them, the policeman looked at Akpos and said, "Well, show me your pocket then."
"What for?" Akpos asked.
Police said "The drugs!"
Akpos replied, "What drugs? do u see me with any drug? hit like if u understand

Hello dear

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by missfrancess(f): 3:37pm On Mar 21, 2017

LoveJesus87:
Hello dear

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by LoveJesus87(m): 3:42pm On Mar 21, 2017

missfrancess:
hi

How you doing beauty? Now that I have your attention let Me introduce myself

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by missfrancess(f): 3:45pm On Mar 21, 2017

LoveJesus87:
How you doing beauty? Now that I have your attention let Me introduce myself

hmmmmmmm

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by LoveJesus87(m): 3:46pm On Mar 21, 2017

missfrancess:
hmmmmmmm

lolz. Sharp gal. U suspecting me already grin

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by missfrancess(f): 3:51pm On Mar 21, 2017

LoveJesus87:
lolz. Sharp gal. U suspecting me already

no dulling oooh I be FBI

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Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by LoveJesus87(m): 8:22pm On Mar 21, 2017

missfrancess:
no dulling oooh I be FBI

welldone

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by missfrancess(f): 6:49am On Mar 22, 2017

LoveJesus87:
welldone

Naso

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by Richardabbey(m): 9:09am On Mar 22, 2017

is this thread for jokes or toasting

Re: Akpors Joke Must Read---- by Ryocaj(m): 2:40pm On Sep 24, 2017

Was dat supposed 2 b funny? So lame..

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