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My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 9:46pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Earth2Metahuman: 9:51pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
Na so |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Abdhul(m): 9:53pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
my favorite place in the qur'an is where allah used a spider to save muhammed . . . same spider that bit PETER PARKER 3 Likes |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 9:59pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
Abdhul:first time em coming across a Muslim atheist on NL |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Richirich713: 5:54am On Mar 20, 2017 |
He spoke to the father not to himself |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by ScepticalPyrrho: 3:18pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Richirich713:*Yawns...* |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Pastafarian: 3:26pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Hahahahahahahahaha 1 Like |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Richirich713: 4:01pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
ScepticalPyrrho: *Yawns...* I'm still correct. |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by ScepticalPyrrho: 4:15pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Richirich713:Whatever |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 4:21pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
adepeter26:Use your brain. He was man on earth. When we say God, its a title for The Father, The Word and The Holy Spirit. Its not a single person. But the three are One |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 4:43pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Junia:STFU, i know you don't Ve brain but Pls employ ya Spinal cord to think since it's part of the CNS. He's no more god now abi what are you implying? He's now a man on earth? Now god is no longer a Supreme being but a title? Its no longer god the father, "the son" & the holy 90% alcohol, it's now god the word? Why do you Christians twist everything in the bible? Are you not tired of modifying, re-modifying the bible? If I slap you ehh, your spinal cord won't be able to think again for you.... 3 Likes |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by CatfishBilly: 4:45pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Junia:I thought the Trinity doctrine has been dropped because of how absurd it is? 1 Like |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 4:48pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
CatfishBilly:Mehn, i tire too. They cherry pick & give the bible interpretation that best suits it 1 Like |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by jonbellion(m): 4:52pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Loool Look at the christians tripping over themselves trying to explain nonsense Another day another comedy from the christians of NL religion section 1 Like |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by CatfishBilly: 4:53pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
adepeter26:This must be the funniest shittttttt I've read on Nairaland religion forum |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 4:53pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
CatfishBilly:You cannot fathom it. It's really deep. God is unfathomable. He is exalted beyond our knowledge |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by CatfishBilly: 4:56pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Junia:You're right, I can't fathom it, sane people can't fathom it, the religious leaders that dropped it can't fathom it. You know why? Because it's full of shittttttt 2 Likes |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 4:57pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
adepeter26:So sad. Its not your fault. The prince of the world has succesfully deceived you. Jesus was a man on earth but He still possessed His God nature. The Word is the same as The Son |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 4:58pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
CatfishBilly:Okay Mr. Sane Can you proof you are sane ?? |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 4:59pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Junia:As usual, only those who take alcohol (spirit) can fathom ya god |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 5:00pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
adepeter26:Ok thank you. |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by CatfishBilly: 5:02pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Junia:Yea. I have a medical certificate showing a clean bill of health. I'm a productive member of the society. I don't have a single symptom or diagnosis listed in DSM 5, So, my mental health is top notch, thanks. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 5:03pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Junia:Lol I knew this was going to be included in ya response. Am not suprised tho. Jesus was a man on earth but He still possessed His God nature.Do not add or remove from the word of god. Jesus is god, Jesus is the son of god, Jesus is not god, god is now a title...... Only ín Christianity |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 5:08pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
adepeter26: Jesus Is God Jesus is the Son of God(The Father) God is The Father, The Word and The Holy Spirit. 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Richirich713: 5:17pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
ScepticalPyrrho: the truth hurts. |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 5:20pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Junia: Junia:Oyah.... Explain These pls Christianity is just one very senseless religion. Very confused sets of people. Always contradicting each other. THEY CAN'T EVEN AGREE ON WHO JESUS REALLY IS God? Human? Superhuman? Servant ? Different sects with different believes... Imagine the silly topic, "how Jesus changed the world" Better still, How Jesus (God, the creature) changed the world. Oh yeah God created the world God was born God was killed by humans God needs a blood sacrifice to forgive humans their sins God needs to sacrifice his begotten son(God) for him to be happy God died God was raised by God... |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 5:24pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Junia:God prayed to God to let the cup overflow God is seated at the right hand of god Only God know when the trumpet will be blown Even God doesn't know when the trumpet would be blown When God asked "who is worthy of opening the scroll, there was silence both on earth and in heaven. Only that same God was worthy of opening the scroll?" God said unto God "my God my God, why art thou forsaken me"... |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by ScepticalPyrrho: 5:35pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Richirich713:Are you ok? |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Richirich713: 5:36pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
ScepticalPyrrho: Are u? |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 5:57pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
adepeter26: |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 6:01pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
adepeter26: Yes. God is not one personality. One personality of God became human to save mankind Being mankind, He was born and He was killed. The Father demanded the blood of animals to forgive sins. And The Blood of His Son(Being God) had no end. So His Blood was shed once and for all. God(The Father) raised God(The Son - Then fully human) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Favorite Parts Of Za Bible by Nobody: 6:03pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Junia:This one is confused OOO........ Make una see her 1st line Cc Wilgrea7, jonbellion, Hahn, CatfishBilly |
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