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Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by iyamchee(m): 12:47am On Mar 24, 2017 |
Everyone has them, and if you pretend like you don’t, you’re a liar on top of having an embarrassing guilty pleasure. Here, Reddit on some of their own shameful/wonderful activities: 1. Octopudding When I’m cooking and alone I like to pretend I have my own cooking show. I told my best friend and she ‘co-starred’ once. I regret nothing. 2. agent229 reading craigslist “missed connections”… or sometimes “casual encounters”… 3. Thatweirdbusdriver When my bus is empty I like to sing bohemian rhapsody as loud as I can. I did this once when I thought my bus was empty…. there was 1 guy I couldnt see in my mirror and when he got off the bus he just started laughing hysterically. 4. Tech_Itch I’m a 37 year old straight male, and I… have fatherly feelings towards Megan Fox. I know she’s considered by plenty of people to be smoking hot, but I feel absolutely zero sexual attraction towards her. Instead, I visit a fan site every few weeks to check on how she’s doing, and feel pleased when I see paparazzi pictures of her with her husband and stepson, looking happy. And despite that, I have no desire to know every minute fact of her existence, or stalk her further than that. I just go “I wonder how Megan’s doing”, check on the gossip, and go on with my life. Yeah. Now you know my secret shame. 5. mynameismeg I watch a lot of tortoise sex youtube clips. I think their grunting is hilarious. I also have illustrated it in series of watercolor paintings… Edited to include proof of painting. 6. em_jay_dee Letting off a huge silent fart. The kind where you can feel the heat and intensity of the gas just slowly drift up and spread. 7. mortymight Midget pornography. This is the first/last time I will ever admit this to anybody. 8. iclubseals Whenever I’m at home alone, I usually end up on Youtube watching marriage proposal videos. Dozens of them. While watching them, I laugh, I cry, I smile, and I wish it was me 9. brodude35 I’m a straight male and I love fingering my asshole. 10. enigmahack I LOVE popping pimples. My ex g/f used to love that too (That I used to love popping them) She had this Sebaceous cyst on her side (under her bra line beneath her armpit) one time that needed to get popped… I guess it didn’t NEED it. I FUCKING WANTED IT. It was massive. So massive in fact, that when I started popping it, I was giddy like a little kid. She thought it was hilarious that I was so worked up over it. The popping sound, and this one squirted on her damn wall. She was lying on her side on the bed, and BOOM! Up the wall. Amazing. Gross, but amazing. She had the best pimples. lol 11. [deleted] Sometimes I hold in my pee until I can’t any more and then I wet myself on purpose. It’s a masturbatory sort of a pleasure but not something I’d ever want to bring into the bedroom with a partner. I’ve associated having to pee with being turned on for as long as I can remember… 12. AnalSleeplj Sometimes I think horrible thoughts, like my mother dying, to purposefully make myself sad. I do this to make myself cry a lot because it helps me sleep sometimes and it makes me feel really good when I wake up. . . . What's yours |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by youngest85(m): 12:50am On Mar 24, 2017 |
What's the one saying? |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by QueenSuccubus(f): 12:50am On Mar 24, 2017 |
My eyes were bleeding while reading this very long epistle... I bet ur keypad has no SPACE & PERIOD buttons? |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by Nobody: 12:54am On Mar 24, 2017 |
youngest85:Help me ask it oo 1 Like |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by Nobody: 12:57am On Mar 24, 2017 |
I get aroused reading sex stories than watching porns. Nobody should quote me o 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by youngest85(m): 12:58am On Mar 24, 2017 |
folarinmiles:sleep u no go sleep.....wetin u deh find by this time? |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by RealHaute: 1:00am On Mar 24, 2017 |
Alesandese: Hi, my name is Nobody. You asked me to quote you. So, how may I help you? 1 Like |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by iyamchee(m): 1:01am On Mar 24, 2017 |
Alesandese:Same Here.... Imagining it and all.... Cause it's in first person... |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by Nobody: 1:04am On Mar 24, 2017 |
iyamchee:Still can't explain why... You may be right. 2 Likes |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by Nobody: 1:05am On Mar 24, 2017 |
RealHaute:No help needed |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by Nobody: 1:16am On Mar 24, 2017 |
youngest85:
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Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by merrijosh(m): 1:19am On Mar 24, 2017 |
Alesandese: I have many such stories, if you would like to read |
Re: Check Out These Guys' Guilty Pleasures by McBrooklyn(m): 1:48am On Mar 24, 2017 |
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