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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by raayah(f): 1:45pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
Now they are threatening them with account deletion on 3 days if they do not reply provide help. Na dem sabi 1 Like |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Nobody: 1:46pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
whatever money people lose to ponzi is their business. |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Rooneyboy(m): 1:46pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
andycurrency: I LIKE THIS BROTHER |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Nobody: 1:47pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
sgtponzihater: so u are happy it has crashed,, ode like u, ur family has crashed. 2 Likes |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by andycurrency: 1:48pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
La Liga to change kickoff times Posted by Our Correspondent Spain’s top division has intentionally changed some kickoff times to suit audiences in Asia in a bid to increase its market share in the continent, La Liga president Javier Tebas said on Thursday at the opening of a new office in Singapore. The most important games in Spanish soccer have traditionally taken place at night, which is prime time for Spanish television although the league has in recent years scheduled fixtures to attract a global audience. The league opened up a new fixture slot at 1pm CET on Saturdays at the start of this season, jettisoning matches at 10pm. The ‘Clasico’ between Spain’s biggest clubs Real Madrid and Barcelona in December kicked off at 4:15pm CET, 11:15pm in Singapore while the Madrid derby between Real and Atletico Madrid on April 8 will take place at the same time. Many games involving the biggest clubs are still played at night, however, with the return fixture between Real and Barca on April 23 kicking off at 8:45pm CET, 3:45am in Singapore. Tebas indicated more games could be kicking off earlier in future seasons as the number of Spanish soccer fans in Asia increases, reports Reuters. “We have changed kickoff schedules so that they can be seen at reasonable times here in Asia and we will continue to take steps to ensure that this part of the world can enjoy La Liga as much as possible,” Tebas said. “For us, Singapore will be the gateway to East Asia and a platform from which to reach a far greater number of fans.” The Singapore office is La Liga’s fourth to open in Asia, adding to branches in Dubai, China and India. Three La Liga clubs have Asian owners: Valencia, who were taken over by Singaporean billionaire Peter Lim, Granada, whose owner is Chinese billionaire Jiang Lizhang and Espanyol, who are owned by Chinese businessman Chen Yansheng. China’s richest man Wang Jianlin, chairman of Dalian Wanda group, has a 20 percent stake in Atletico Madrid. His company will sponsor the club’s new stadium, the Wanda Metropolitano, which is set to open at the start of next season. A La Liga statement said its objective was to increase its presence and popularity in the region, in particular in Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam and the Philippines. Former Real Madrid forward Fernando Morientes and ex-Real Madrid and Malaga defender Fernando Sanz attended the launch as ambassadors along with Valencia’s Singaporean president Chan Lay Hoon. “We want to get as close to our fans as possible, not only in Spain but across the world,” Morientes said. 2,940 total views, 650 views t |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by jodeci(m): 1:50pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be 39 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by andycurrency: 1:51pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by LaconicINC: 1:52pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
See as them wan use screen shots finish the guy wey open this thread, Oya come and crash GHWX make we see na, Yeye de smell 1 Like |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by andycurrency: 1:53pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
exchange market. The ABCON chief said that as far as street hawkers were still plying their trade, rate convergence would be a mirage. The financial expert said that the CBN could achieve rate convergence if there was sustained liquidity in the market, adding that a fair level playing ground for all operators would also lead to rate convergence. NAN reports that the CBN rose from its last Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) meeting with a vow to see rates convergence at the nation’s FOREX market. (NAN) |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by andycurrency: 1:56pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
instruction from my Managing Director. I wrote that I received the instruction from the Divisional Head of Operations.’’ When Shofunde suggested that the money couldn’t have been moved from the vault and counted in 20 minutes, he responded that it was possible for him to do the counting within 20 minutes as a professional banker. Consequently, Justice Aikawa adjourned to May 5, 2017 and ordered the prosecution to produce PW1’s statement for the continuation of trial. |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by YoungDaNaval(m): 1:56pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
LaconicINC:The screenshots are not the issue. na the way guys dey derail the thread nai dey funny me pass. that's to show that no1 is taking the fool serious 1 Like |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by taayourty(m): 1:57pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
idu1: VERY ON POINT! That is a yoruba MOTHER. 1 Like |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by welovethee(m): 1:59pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
sgtponzihater: What does it profit you to lie like this? Abi GHW impregnate your wife? Please stop deceiving people with lies. GHW is up and running! If you continue like this, before the end of this month, you should have dethroned the devil as the king of all lies. Na wa o. 1 Like |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Pwhitelaw(m): 2:04pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
prophecy that will soon kill you and your family....keep it up omaale 1 Like |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by stockbear: 2:05pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
BREAKING NEWS THE DOG DIED |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by akanbiaa(m): 2:06pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
What sort of negative , false news is this when GHWX is very much active and alive and stronger and all those paid to use media to scare away people and PH huge amount without paying and uploading fake prove have all been weeded out. 1 Like |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by segebase(m): 2:11pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
akanbiaa: d guy like make we come give am free drinks n olosho .. |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by oladoja1(m): 2:12pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
give me your number |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by jconsulting(f): 2:17pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
The hatred on those using their own money for Ponzi is just too much, Nigerians we just hate ourselves, MMM & Co are working perfectly in other countries but Nigerians crashed their own MMM is trying to come back still they are bent on crashing it, In south Africa some people live on crowd funding over the years, that is why majority of them don't engage in illicit jobs like drugs ,later you will say government is bad , the people in government are they not from our inner society .God should send us a deliverer in this country 7 Likes |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by shosky1794: 2:23pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
MinorityTribe: 31K? Would you mind telling the forum how much of your money is in the scheme. I'm almost certain that it can be less than 500K. So it will take you nothing less than 16 months to get your money back. Now tell me what manner of investment is that, that is if at all you get the whole money back. You guys should quit deceiving yourselves and move on. |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by andycurrency: 2:29pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
idu1 : THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by MinorityTribe: 2:32pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
shosky1794:Oh great wise one have spoken. If i get am in 100 years time e no concern you as long as i get am. In real scam you won't even get a dime. MMM can only delay you but will definitely pay you back. First you said it has crashed, Now that they are paying you are saying it is too small. Once they pay everything what will you then say? Time and Time again i keep on realising all your so called brotherly advice are wash, You people have nothing better to offer. You just want to be "right" and make fun of others. That's human nature anyway, always want to be seen better than others who made a different choice. Congrat you are wiser and better than me for not investing in MMM, Are you happy now? 4 Likes |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by rosalieene(f): 2:35pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
This ponzihater is either lalasticlala or seun meanwhile lalasticlala, clap for yourself.... you've only failed woefully. Seems you don't have any news again to push to FP. Have the era of prophet sulaimon, Tonto dike, gifty, TTT, kemen etc gone? if you have no news, shut down Nairaland!! its not by force to blog. lalasticlala, weldone again I say. Seun you refused to heed to the advice of people to warn your mods. You are just so greedy just for the traffic. God's wrath will fall on you. 3 Likes |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by olusma23(m): 2:41pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!
Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?
Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?
Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?
Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?
Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.
Son: Okay, Sir.
Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun
eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five
minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni
gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni
special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni
mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju
ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of
you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you
together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo
pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa
ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati
office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju
ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo.
Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun
malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba
okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo
ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile...
Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e
before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on
time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo
Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole
fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari
aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni
sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e
ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins,
thinking she would know I was getting bored
already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si,
Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard
Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon
Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won
o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o.
Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the
call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone:
12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are
more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and
mothers to be
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R THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by charlsecy(m): 2:41pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
@sgtponzihater, Stop being bitter that your plans against GHW failed. They said they would introduce a new matching algorithm; they did. They hinted they would build a forum; they did. They said they would launch GHWx on 20 March, 2017, they did. They said matching would soon commence in the new platform after a large number of telephone lines stand confirmed; they will always honour that. They said your outstanding GH would be settled; be happy because you won’t be disappointed. I stand with GHWx. 10 Likes |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by kenostika(m): 2:42pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
Seun and his foolish mods,haha you have failed.
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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by olusma23(m): 2:42pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!
Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?
Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?
Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?
Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?
Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.
Son: Okay, Sir.
Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun
eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five
minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni
gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni
special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni
mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju
ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of
you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you
together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo
pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa
ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati
office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju
ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo.
Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun
malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba
okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo
ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile...
Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e
before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on
time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo
Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole
fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari
aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni
sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e
ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins,
thinking she would know I was getting bored
already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si,
Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard
Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon
Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won
o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o.
Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the
call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone:
12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are
more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and
mothers to be
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R THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R |
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by olusma23(m): 2:44pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!
Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?
Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?
Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?
Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?
Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.
Son: Okay, Sir.
Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun
eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five
minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni
gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni
special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni
mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju
ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of
you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you
together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo
pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa
ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati
office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju
ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo.
Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun
malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba
okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo
ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile...
Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e
before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on
time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo
Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole
fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari
aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni
sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e
ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins,
thinking she would know I was getting bored
already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si,
Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard
Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon
Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won
o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o.
Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the
call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone:
12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are
more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and
mothers to be
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R
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!
Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?
Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?
Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?
Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?
Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.
Son: Okay, Sir.
Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun
eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five
minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni
gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni
special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni
mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju
ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of
you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you
together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo
pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa
ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati
office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju
ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo.
Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun
malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba
okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo
ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile...
Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e
before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on
time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo
Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole
fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari
aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni
sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e
ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins,
thinking she would know I was getting bored
already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si,
Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard
Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon
Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won
o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o.
Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the
call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone:
12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are
more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and
mothers to be
(Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share)
R
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!
Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?
Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?
Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?
Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?
Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.
Son: Okay, Sir.
Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun
eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five
minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni
gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni
special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni
mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju
ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of
you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you
together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo
pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa
ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati
office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju
ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo.
Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun
malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba
okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo
ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile...
Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e
before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on
time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo
Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole
fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari
aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni
sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e
ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins,
thinking she would know I was getting bored
already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si,
Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard
Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon
Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won
o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o.
Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the
call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone:
12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are
more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and
mothers to be
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