uminem02:

Wife Material!!!
Dunno d quantity in yards tho'

Far from it. It's actually self-serving.

all of u una wey dey form workaholic for here Ehn, if I b d girl, iffa wash am make I know y, so if me sef as d lady carry d guy Go my house and my papa go give am bush make im clear, e nice abi?, Wich kind mumu test b that one?, it's only in Nigeria that u c a guy and his family putting a lady their son wants to marry to test, that stuff is crazy, she wants to make a life commitment,not to seek admission into an institution, wen dey get married,she can wash d whole house then

kenzysmith:
This one done find husband tire

Check up d meaning of"Sarcasm " pls

[quote author=ZarZar post=54876926]As weird as this is going to sound, I'd be glad to for two reasons. 1)A dirty enviroment affects my mood & 2) cleaning is one of those things I find relaxing + enjoyable. Above all, I'd be disgusted to eat or drink anything if I knew there was a pile of dirty dishes in the same kitchen.[/quoteAre you using style to advertise yourself?

You sound like a desperate girl who don't have any self pride n esteem... I will slap away your low life mentality

ZarZar:


You sound ignorant & stupid. I'm not in the mood to deal with idiocy this early in the morning. Do you know what OCD is? Stop talking trash because I will want to take it out

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To whom? Because I have no interest in NL guys.

Nathan2016:
You sound like a desperate girl who don't have any self pride n esteem... I will slap away your low life mentality

Slap yourself, idiot.

Housemaid;I wont wash it,besides am not yet married to him

ZarZar:


Lol, I'd keep the judgments to myself out of respect for his mother.

U gave perfect responses. if u are not a Yoruba moslim with bomb, come and marry me

adult91:

U gave perfect responses. if u are not a Yoruba moslim with bomb, come and marry me

Well, I'm far from being perfect myself. In fact, I'd be your worst nightmare. I simply love to clean & respect my elders...the "perfection" ends there.

ZarZar:
As weird as this is going to sound, I'd be glad to for two reasons. 1)A dirty enviroment affects my mood & 2) cleaning is one of those things I find relaxing + enjoyable. Above all, I'd be disgusted to eat or drink anything if I knew there was a pile of dirty dishes in the same kitchen.

Can I marry u biko?

smithsydny:
Douglas road at owerri need serious cleaning...

unfortunately for u and fortunately my location is sambisa so anyone who require any form of cleaning, am ur gal

StarBukola:
It might b text oooo, come to think of it, boyfriend not finace? Hmmm, to show how nice I am ,I will help her to raise it water and that's how nice I can be

Text...as in textbook?

Harvard13:

Can I marry u biko?

No sorry. I think you guys are misunderstanding the place where that comment is coming from. I'm the same person that'd flip out if someone makes a mess after I've done cleaning because it messes with my "Chi". So it's not really ideal.

ZarZar:
As weird as this is going to sound, I'd be glad to for two reasons. 1)A dirty enviroment affects my mood & 2) cleaning is one of those things I find relaxing + enjoyable. Above all, I'd be disgusted to eat or drink anything if I knew there was a pile of dirty dishes in the same kitchen.

After that, you'll launder the clothes too, then clean the whole house, prune the flowers in the garden, just come over, i promise you a very relaxing day @ my house


P.S I take it you're tall, right?

ZarZar:
As weird as this is going to sound, I'd be glad to for two reasons. 1)A dirty enviroment affects my mood & 2) cleaning is one of those things I find relaxing + enjoyable. Above all, I'd be disgusted to eat or drink anything if I knew there was a pile of dirty dishes in the same kitchen.

hello...hi...

Uhm... There's this pile of dishes in my sink i'm staring at right now, and i feel kinda tired already just looking at it...

Was wondering if you'd like to come over dear, for a nice piece of pie.

1stGenius:

Text...as in textbook?

BraniacX:


After that, you'll launder the clothes too, then clean the whole house, prune the flowers in the garden, just come over, i promise you a very relaxing day @ my house


P.S I take it you're tall, right?

Lol no, I hate doing laundry. I don't do gardening. But the house would be spotless, from top to bottom. I'm doing it for me though, not for you & your mama

I'm short.

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Truesapiosexual:
It will probably take 2 days to clear all these, what i hate is eye service, I will politely ask for helping hands or my boo joins me....

U b correct bae, I admire ur level of maturity 2wards d question

that just how to spot a wife property.

i will wash it.....but wont go to their house again

ZarZar:


Lol no, I hate doing laundry. I don't do gardening. But the house would be spotless, from top to bottom. I'm doing it for me though, not for you & your mama

I'm short.

Think of it all as a form of therapy you can do that Buddhist "oh mahn ne pad me uhm" chant alongside these relaxing chores and you'll get a very relaxing reward from me when you're all cleaned up, looking and feeling sexy and yes, you won't be doing it for my mama, you'll be doing it for me so cheers...........you're hired

Your obvious love for short girls says otherwise i'm marking you for a six footer

maxysmith:
i will wash it.....but wont go to their house again

Don't as long as you relocate permanently to mine

Tiny23:
Will gladly wash them.It's not an herculean task


Moreover,washing of plates is my hobby.

Ehen oya gimme ur number

smiles

BraniacX:

Don't as long as you relocate permanently to mine

Bumbae1:
Call my house girl

Rich girl. Nice one

Tiny23:
Will gladly wash them.It's not an herculean task


Moreover,washing of plates is my hobby.

really?!

Can we be friends, pls.

I like people who love washing things, like dishes, clothes, etc

BraniacX:


Think of it all as a form of therapy you can do that Buddhist "oh mahn ne pad me uhm" chant alongside these relaxing chores and you'll get a very relaxing reward from me when you're all cleaned up, looking and feeling sexy and yes, you won't be doing it for my mama, you'll be doing it for me so cheers...........you're hired

Your obvious love for short girls says otherwise i'm marking you for a six footer

Haaa! I get my therapy through cleaning, not doing laundry. As for my DP, that's self-deprecating humour. I'm a five footer

ZarZar:


Haaa! I get my therapy through cleaning, not doing laundry. As for my DP, that's self-deprecating humour. I'm a five footer

Doing laundry is cleaning too girl, so you're doing it too, and cleaning me as a bonus your CV is carried! you get hired without applying so bravo

5feet, 4feet, 7feet all works just fine with me for the former, my hands beneath your glutes will lift you up to the level we are both interactively functional at so case resolved! oui mon bebe

BraniacX:


Doing laundry is cleaning too girl, so you're doing it too, and cleaning me as a bonus your CV is carried! you get hired without applying so bravo

5feet, 4feet, 7feet all works just fine with me for the former, my hands beneath your glutes will lift you up to the level we are both interactively functional at so case resolved! oui mon bebe

Funny guy

maxysmith:
smiles

How about i make you perspire a bit in between the smilings?

how

BraniacX:

How about i make you perspire a bit in between the smilings?