it becomes embarrassing when other people around you notice you goofed, I coded myself, so it was a personal embarrassment

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CplusJason:
Was a skillful striker back then at the uni and there was this beautiful crush of mine who always make me to perform some crazy skills with the ball anytime i see her. I was called "Ruud Van Nisterooy" by some close pals.


On this ugly day at the sport complex, intensive training was going on and she was there to watch "Ruud Van Nisterooy" perform some glorious and breathtaking skills.

I was with the ball trying to beat this useless defender called emma, before i knew what was going on, he held my shorts so tight and pulled it down. The painful thing is that, i was not putting on a boxer and i did not shave the burning bush in that "region"

I almost cried seeing how my crush was laughing like a donkey.

So she saw everything way you dey hide inside ur shorts
Na to run go house go sleep be dat

CplusJason:
Was a skillful striker back then at the uni and there was this beautiful crush of mine who always make me to perform some crazy skills with the ball anytime i see her. I was called "Ruud Van Nisterooy" by some close pals.


On this ugly day at the sport complex, intensive training was going on and she was there to watch "Ruud Van Nisterooy" perform some glorious and breathtaking skills.

I was with the ball trying to beat this useless defender called emma, before i knew what was going on, he held my shorts so tight and pulled it down. The painful thing is that, i was not putting on a boxer and i did not shave the burning bush in that "region"

I almost cried seeing how my crush was laughing like a donkey.

Lmaoooo

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EncephalonPikin:
When Buhari became President






I shame for all of us

hehehe..., what can be more embarrassing than that?

That would be the day I sat on a leather chair, in the mist of my aunt and her husband sitting directly from me. The thing I was wearing was a short gown, I was feeling heat and I didn't know leather don't go well against the skin.

After their talk, I didnt know how to get up without any of them noticing the pool of water forming underneath where I sat. When I finally managed to stand, the leather chair was glistening with sweat and my gown soaked with sweat.

It felt like the ground should swallow me. Most embarrassing day ever till date.

I went to the back longtime ago 2002 I didn't know there was a glass door I almost went through it I hit my head on the door and everyone quickly turn to me and some were like sorry others didn't she see it was such an embarrassing moment for me I cant forget.

So on this very good day I went to class, I was putting on a shirt and jean, I tucked in looking all soft and ish.

Waiting for the lecturer to come, I started charging my phone, unfortunately the lecturer didn't show up.
I got up, moved to were I was charging my phone to pick it up when my belt just Cut into two, luckily no one noticed.

I picked the phone and sat down on the nearest chair, thinking what next, because at that time I Don reduce in weight so the Jean no dey stay my waist again.

Then boom i had an idea, I removed the USB cable from the charger used it to round up my waist and it did, Na so I take turn USB cable to belt that day.

Worse part was that I had to Trek home cause no money.

EncephalonPikin:
When Buhari became President







I shame for all of us

See painment and frustration

My most embarrassing moment was the day I st my eyes upon all the luxury Cars this man calls Dino has! I was so angry with rage that I almost fainted with pain!!! How can this black people continue to be so insensitive? For crying out loud! I hate the man with a passion!

On this fateful day, i was seeing my crush off to her lodge (both corp member)..
Na so sneezing hold me, i tried controlling it on d long run it came out with full force along side with big fart(mess)... Na so she con dey tell me say me mess join with d sneezing... See gobe that day... I almost cry... Goose bumps hold me by force with automatic sweat... Lolz

ErnieSmallzz Oya come and talk your own














Ayyam here to read commet

Mine was when i fell in a gutter. It happened in the night on campus, and even if i could still recall guys saying "see how this fine girl fall, sorry ehn" it still did nothing to ease my embarrassment.

IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING THAT DAY.. AS MY BOSS WAS LOOKING FOR HER PHONE AND I WAS TRYING TO EMPATHISE WITH HER.
I USE MY PHONE TO CALL HER NUMBER AND TO MY GREATEST SURPRISE, HER PHONE WAS RINGING IN MY POCKET....

SO EMBARRASSING...

CplusJason:
Was a skillful striker back then at the uni and there was this beautiful crush of mine who always make me to perform some crazy skills with the ball anytime i see her. I was called "Ruud Van Nisterooy" by some close pals.


On this ugly day at the sport complex, intensive training was going on and she was there to watch "Ruud Van Nisterooy" perform some glorious and breathtaking skills.

I was with the ball trying to beat this useless defender called emma, before i knew what was going on, he held my shorts so tight and pulled it down. The painful thing is that, i was not putting on a boxer and i did not shave the burning bush in that "region"

I almost cried seeing how my crush was laughing like a donkey.

This is soooo hilarious!

Hahahhahahah

the day my Popsy give me a knock in front of the whole church.
Crush, babes, guys, . through out the year, I was the laughing stock

was in my room with the girl i have been chiking and i was feeling 'fly' until one so called crazy fellow of mine came to room with his guy. he started his usually rough play resulting to us struggling to show strength. as say the baby gul dey my room i wan show say i be superman but this silly rat friend of mine had other intentions. as we struggled, he pinned me down ooo my heart fly, i come dey hear the babe dey talk say "pls leave him don't kill him for me" na so i charggggeee, use all my strength to lift this guy, lo and behold i let out this louddddddd fart aka pollute ...........pls imagine the rest

So it's all about crush abi? Ok oooo. Mk una continue... God is watching us.

Just here to read some tales by moonlight.

LesbianBoy:
Threads with this title is always making frontpage year in year out and its getting boring! Anyway, the best is the year 2010 version! That thread got to 20 abi 30 something pages its was that fun! This current nairalanders are too boring and tribalistic

We Don here u, we will change.
But guy na u be dat 4 ur profile picture?

Call my attention to give you my funny embarrassing moment

yhermmie:
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hmmmm

I cant even imagine anything as embarassing as what happened to me when i was in pry2.
I was in class that day when i felt i had to pee.I went to my teacher,aunty yemi..."aunty i want to go and urinate",she no gree,she say make i go siddon.I obeyed her but i continued making trouble when i got to my seat and one of my classmates also called Yemi puched my lower belly and i shouted.Aunty yemi heard me and said "Blessing,go and kneel in front of the class"......i knelt down,within two minutes i urinated in front of the whole class!.......i will never forget the two Yemis' that gave me that embarassing monemts.I will never forget that teacher.I never met the student Yemi since i left that school in primary 3.
I will still punish that teacher if i have the chance,i dont care if she is a nairalander.She can read my comments and check my profile for all i care!...Stupid!

K

That moment were I help my sister search for her biscut I eat few minute was my worst embarassing moment. I did not know that my mom saw me when I was doing it

Another embarrasing moment of my life was then in the uni.
A lecturer was in class so i sat at the back, instead of me to calm down o, na so i tell the lecturer "that i'm not listening" instead of " i can't hear u"...
See class that day... Na so them laff me tire. I was seriously embarrased that day... Since then i no longer talk in class again... I rep my ALMA mata...(great uniben)

Ginaz:
That would be the day I sat on a leather chair, in the mist of my aunt and her husband sitting directly from me. The thing I was wearing was a short gown, I was feeling heat and I didn't know leather don't go well against the skin.

After their talk, I didnt know how to get up without any of them noticing the pool of water forming underneath where I sat. When I finally managed to stand, the leather chair was glistening with sweat and my gown soaked with sweat.

It felt like the ground should swallow me. Most embarrassing day ever till date.

Hahahahahahahaha dey go tink say u urinate for body