Back to my old self. With the way things are going, i might soon fall depressed and commit suicide. Below are some reasons:

1] I can no longer eat at A.J Takeaway and Chicken republic. Just at road sides and mama put
2] 350 naira food hardly satisfies me now.
3] i'm yet to buy a new cloth since june last year.
4] i have a leaking a.ss [not 4rm sodomy o.] once i eat food bought with my hard earned money, i immediately feel like wasting it in the toilet
5] i live in a house with half-way exposed soakaway
6] i have poor life battery. Despite charging for 3 hours, it runs down anyhow like nigeria economy. & i can sick witout my phone.
7] can't remember when last i romanced a girl.
8] i don't have house and car despite my history of gambling and 'yahooing'

8

I can't wait to read about it when you finally do it on nairaland. Best of luck dear

see wetin dz rich man dey talk

Dvicman:
I can't wait to read about it when you finally do it on nairaland. Best of luck dear

sshhhhh don't loud it

My advice ..

Do it at night ..so as not to be caught ..

please don't jump into Lagos lagoon
am sure there is very good stream in your village
make effective use of that one
greet Baba God for us that's if u see him

Op may every obstacles including the police not stop you that day.

Everybody has their own evil to bear but are managing to survive. If you feel suicide is best way out, you are wrong.

Please, OP




Jumping into the lagoon is only an option


There are plenty other options too


Why not trend with another one

Hehehehe

Haba...oga redbeans naira is appreciating against d dollar.abeg get small patience.very soon the prices of tinzs go fall for market.anyway dat ur number 4 got me.leaking ass ..hahaha..Boxer007 must not hear this.

If only you know how satan is desperately waiting for you in hell

Please do so with immediate effect, Your story must hit fp by force

wen u reach were u dey go after u don jump d lagoon abeg findout frm dat doctor orji wetin make am jump

extend my greetings to st Micheal and other angels incase u finally go to the afterlife

Have a rethink. Suicide is never the answer

Don't do it...

Hope is Not lost yet.

Call me, if you need somebody to talk too.

Dvicman:
I can't wait to read about it when you finally do it on nairaland. Best of luck dear

hmm... you're joking about this serious issue. When it happens now eh...

Why going into lagoon to do it,whn all necessary instruments are within ur reach lik: gun, knife,poison,on the high way, hugging life transformer,jumping frm a storey building, taking overdose sleeping drugs,stealing for jungle justice, just to mention but a few.

Epositive:
see wetin dz rich man dey talk

rich ke? It's more traumatising when you once have it and then all of a sudden, it goes away. I feel the doctor's pain. In the voice of kimbra/benita27: 'not scared of death'

Take heart

Hahahahahaha......oya hit me up let go to AJ I no fit remember when i enter that place........


No kill yourself o....let settle it

redbeans:
rich ke? It's more traumatising when you once have it and then all of a sudden, it goes away. I feel the doctor's pain. In the voice of kim.bra/ben.ita27: 'not scared of death'

It doesn't mean you should contemplate suicide.

Divay22:
Hahahahahaha......oya hit me up let go to AJ I no fit remember when i enter that place........


No kill yourself o....let settle it

like seriously seriously?? You will pay? coz rite nw i've had it up to my neck. Imagine eating palm oil rice today

this dude is probably in Warri, abeg no come lagos come jump inside lagoon o. Just enter bus go that Patani river and jump in.

redbeans:
like seriously seriously?? You will pay? coz rite nw i've had it up to my neck. Imagine eating palm oil rice today

Wetin bad for oil rice so you still get money take buy rice chop you dey talk of kill yourself ...

No lemme give you permission o

Go ahead

And that yeye list is what will make you jump? Your problem is not a problem at all.

Abeg clear, Let people with real troubles talk.

lefulefu:
Haba...oga redbeans naira is appreciating against d dollar.abeg get small patience.very soon the prices of tinzs go fall for market.anyway dat ur number 4 got me.leaking ass ..hahaha..Boxer007 must not hear this.

i cover my a.ss with the blood of jesus

Hehehehe
Baba redbeans, take am easy o.
Nor go by mistake commit suicide for dream o. if u do, Oyo is ur case.

megareal:
And that yeye list is what will make you jump? Your problem is not a problem at all.

Abeg clear, Let people with real troubles talk.

hmm.. Is it your trouble? U dn't knw wat it means living comfortably in a 3 bedroom flat and then be forced to live in a bedsitter. Or putin on a big gen evry nite but now sleep without even i pass my neighbour.
Do u knw wat it means eatin rice wit chicken before but now share boiled egg or eat without. The list is endless

What sort of fvckery life am I living! Just saw 3 cockroaches in a stew cooked wit over 2k. I hoped to eat it for about two weeks. I've had enough. I can't take this any more. #lagoon