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Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by femi4: 7:43am On Mar 29, 2017 |
Thepasserby:1000likes 3 Likes |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by opalu: 7:43am On Mar 29, 2017 |
Hmm |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by donbenz(m): 7:46am On Mar 29, 2017 |
Pastors are just thieves. Qoute me and die ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by femi4: 7:48am On Mar 29, 2017 |
B2Spirits:Go and look for better job.....There are millions of public speakers out there that cannot feed their families This is internet age..... There is nothing new you can talk about that's not already available on the internet |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Nofuckgiven: 7:48am On Mar 29, 2017 |
After one brainwashed mumu go come quote me say church no be business ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by femi4: 7:48am On Mar 29, 2017 |
donbenz: |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by BluePearls(m): 7:49am On Mar 29, 2017 |
Do you offer trainings? |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by ExInferis(m): 7:51am On Mar 29, 2017 |
If you speak as you write then you're a total bore. Your writing style is high-falutin, contrived, verbose, bombastic, pedantic, wordy, contradictory, and has too much words-to-sense ratio. Tone down the need to fling fancy-sounding words and step out of your own self-centered limelight if you wish to be taken serious. The best public speakers are light, self -deprecating, and have good timing; not pedantic demagogues who think being steep in Plato, Socrates and Descartes is a necessary requirement to engage an audience of commons. You just wanna brag, you windbag. 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by NevetsIbot(m): 7:57am On Mar 29, 2017 |
This seems manipulative! I do public speaking. Started since js2. Public speaking is not about being manipulative to brainwash listeners, its about passing you rmessage accross to any form of audience effortlesly 5 Likes |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by NevetsIbot(m): 7:59am On Mar 29, 2017 |
ExInferis:Nice one!! 1 Like |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by holyfather(m): 7:59am On Mar 29, 2017 |
ExInferis:Sweetest comment on this thread. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by chuksjuve(m): 8:03am On Mar 29, 2017 |
All I see is a man full of pride, secularly full but spiritual empty. I doubt if you will not spread heresy in the name of preaching. my friend I advice you to read up the life of apostle Paul and let God work in your life to transform you. ----------------------------------------------- contact us for your Landscape, horticulture and beautification service. we simply add value to your real estate project.. 2 Likes
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Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Nobody: 8:03am On Mar 29, 2017 |
B2Spirits:pls i need some tips from u on how to be a great public speaker, i love public speakin, i love to explain things to people. Especially topics on world war, religion, science, the world and others |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Nobody: 8:05am On Mar 29, 2017 |
@OP, I agree with the commentators that said you're full of yourself, you ooze of false sense of worth, delusions of grandeur. You're just a thin line away from Atheism, forget about all your Bible quotations, you really need to be true to yourself. 2 Likes |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by bigiyaro(m): 8:13am On Mar 29, 2017 |
thank you OP, u just confirmed my position that 99% of the so called men and women of God these days are nothing more than jst very good orators and business men. 1 Like |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by gud4dbest(m): 8:13am On Mar 29, 2017 |
ItalianWine: you are asking some gud question there! 1 Like |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by coolsegun2002: 8:14am On Mar 29, 2017 |
B2Spirits: Calling or no calling...we have all been called into God's work...so I commend your move into the pastoral work but I smell a little bit of show off in the way u talk...there's a very thin line between confidence and pride.....don't ever forget GOD hates pride... # don't end up a borrowed vessel. |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by gud4dbest(m): 8:15am On Mar 29, 2017 |
bigiyaro: I wonder oo. Fake people venturing in noble callings! |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Nobody: 8:16am On Mar 29, 2017 |
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Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Bollinger(m): 8:16am On Mar 29, 2017 |
Unbelievable. Interviews for pastors. Smh. |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Aringon(m): 8:18am On Mar 29, 2017 |
If I am conducting an interview and you are a smooth talker, I will reject you |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Deprofessional(m): 8:19am On Mar 29, 2017 |
B2Spirits: I think you should open a school or probable a training centre for public speaking. I will gladly be your student. |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by OlujobaSamuel: 8:19am On Mar 29, 2017 |
op, you? pastor? the devil is really trying. no be you dey pump on top ur former bosses dem matter in the name of na me sabi pass? just a matter of time to start exchanging words on this thread with readers. and i hope we no go read about how your congregation break bottle for service to knack akpako for your head someday soon |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by remiopash: 8:21am On Mar 29, 2017 |
Ask anyone who attended Winners Chapel, Ogbomoso between 2006 and 2011 if he or she can remember a certain usher, who was known for his thrilling testimonies. My grammar was almost perfect, while I delivered my speeches like a pro. I became a threat to anyone that was preaching on that altar in those days. YOU ATTENDED LAUTECH? |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by LordOfNaira: 8:33am On Mar 29, 2017 |
B2Spirits: Do you like 3some like Aposthief SuLICKman and do you finish on backs long dick style? |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by mastermaestro(m): 8:36am On Mar 29, 2017 |
Pathetic self-conceited storyteller. Cheers! 1 Like
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Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Nobody: 8:40am On Mar 29, 2017 |
This guy must have been a LAUTECH student. He is full of pride and over confidence. This is partly good except for Pastoral duties. You cannot be a pastor. You don't have to intimidate your audience, your audience will soon pick up on your weaknessess which you term "strenght" in no time. Be humble and Christlike. Jesus never intimidated people but people found hope in his humble dispositions. Don't waste your time being a Pastor. The devil will make mince meat of you. However, you are a perfect fit for a charlatan, fake and end time pastor. 1 Like |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Mypeople2(m): 8:46am On Mar 29, 2017 |
ExInferis:Hmmm.The OP has met his match.All I have to do now is to sit down and watch in 3D,as the eloquent men challenge themselves in a combat since I am still a learner 3 Likes |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by MathsChic(f): 8:52am On Mar 29, 2017 |
B2Spirits:-and ask Like our proverbial Akpos, I walked out of the crowd with that gait suggestive of a clown's shameful confidence, and consequently threw my classmates into uncontrollable laughter. Their action was understandable, because I had hitherto paraded myself as a newscaster, who, during one of my comic sessions, had aired the news in which a commercial airplane caught fire in space, and no one was injured in the slightest.-repeated "had" They couldn't think of it that I had taken the debate topic to my uncle, who was a teacher. He wrote a nice argument for me, and I rehearsed it with fervour. I unleashed such a mastery that dazed everyone present. Having tasted the thrill of the achievement, I started gathering resources on public speaking, and Mark Twain, Napoleon Hill later became my heroes. I trained myself more on the speech strategies that give pastors the hedge over their contemporaries. At 20, having led prayer sessions on many occasions in my local church, our pastor informed me that God has called me into the five-fold ministry with pastoral calling. While in the university, I read works from great people like Plato and Socrates, and consequently discarded my Christian ideals entirely. It was then I explored Satanism and other faiths until I concluded that I'm the god I've been looking for all these while.-works of -all this while/all the while As an animal scientist, I lost interest in that field, and was looking for a job that has to do with public speaking until an advertisement was made for the post of a chaplain in a psychiatric hospital. Certification was required, diploma in theology would suffice. I have nothing of that nature, but flaunted my two-time pastoral experience in two of the largest churches in Nigeria. "I have worked before in a farm where we had a cow suffering from madcow disease. You would not need to be told that the flaccid disposition the horned herbivore was known for had deserted it. I wouldn't see the attacking cow as a traducer. I only have to be wary of the zoonotic form of madcow disease, which we in animal science call variant Creutzfeldt Jacob Disease(vCJD). In our case here, not all clinical cases are natural, and with my authority as a believer, I will put to flight the armies of the aliens. This will be done by faith, because 'By faith, the elders obtained good reports'", I answered.-traducer? seriously!? -zoonotic? With split-second precision, I quoted ICorinthians 9:13 and said, "'Do you not know that those who labor in the Temple are provided for from the Temple, and those who serve the altar share in the altar?' Having reeled out this Scripture, I don't have to explain it for my betters in faith."-I did not have to explain... I will be showing you hidden public speaking rules personalized to suit various individuals and my personal experience in my next write-ups. To succeed in public speaking, you need to believe you are the only living thing on earth, while all other things are robots. That means you take responsibility for your failure to thrill the crowd of accolades and hangers-on.--accolades? Where in the world are you from!? So many errors of syntax; even more errors of semantics. And you want to teach people to speak? Evidently, your delusion is taking greater proportions. It was still cloaked to some degree in your previous posts. Now, it has lost its garb and is loose. I'd advise you seek help. 4 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by cyberprof: 8:52am On Mar 29, 2017 |
B2Spirits:.. |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by cyberprof: 9:01am On Mar 29, 2017 |
B2Spirits:if I might ask are you and alumni of LAUTECH?? Animal science, winners,, |
Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by Stevebamdex(m): 9:22am On Mar 29, 2017 |
B2Spirits: |
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