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April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Rashduct4luv(m): 8:54am On Mar 27, 2017 |
Lying is not permissible at all, at any time. And it is not permissible to imitate the kuffar (non-Muslims) and to be like them, on this day or on any other, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “Whoever imitates a people is one of them.”(Narrated by Abu Dawood, al-Libaas, 3512. Al-Albaani said in Saheeh Abi Dawood, (it is) hasan saheeh. No. 3401) Frightening People The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: ‘It is not permissible for a Muslim to frighten another Muslim.’” (Narrated by Abu Dawood). Untruthful Jokes The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Woe to the one who tells lies to make people laugh, woe to him.” (Narrated by Abu Dawood). . The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said, warning against this kind of behaviour which some jokers are accustomed to: “A man may say something to make his companions laugh, and he will fall into Hell as far as the Pleiades because of it.” (Narrated by Ahmad). And Allah knows best. Let's Shun April Fool and other unlawful jokes! May Allah accept all our 'ibaadah and grant us Jannah. Gathered by Rasheed Abu-Twins Leptokurtic 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Kingjags: 11:15am On Mar 31, 2017 |
If I hear say I be Muslim. hehehehehehe dancing skelewu 44 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by olamilekside2: 11:15am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Amen |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Bhadmus77(m): 11:21am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Kingjags: Brainless I must say 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Kingjags: 11:23am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Bhadmus77:no be fight oga me. No vex 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by tclever: 11:25am On Mar 31, 2017 |
S. A. W |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by ayatt(m): 11:29am On Mar 31, 2017 |
masha Allah 1 Like |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by segebase(m): 11:30am On Mar 31, 2017 |
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Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by ayatt(m): 11:31am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Kingjags: must you display ur childish self everywere? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Kingjags: 11:37am On Mar 31, 2017 |
ayatt:no be fight oga me. ain't here for my dixk to be sucked 10 Likes |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Nobody: 11:55am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Boko haram and Isis is not freighting us, we are enjoying the blue film Indecency they are acting for us. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Nobody: 11:57am On Mar 31, 2017 |
I forgot my keys so I need S.A.W to cut the padlock ![]() Come and beat me, am in my house ![]() 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Aawizdom(m): 12:07pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Movingcoil:Subhanallah, i dont know what to call u, but atleast be a human being for once. 1 Like |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Mantain(m): 12:10pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Movingcoil:subhanallah. You are very stupid 1 Like |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Czar01(m): 12:13pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Rashduct4luv: Please, so is it then permissable for a Muslim to frighten a non-Muslim? If yes, why? I just had to accept that Islam stuff to be posted on my profile so I can ask this, cos I'm curious. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by QuietHammer(m): 12:16pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Islam must be very boooooooring 13 Likes |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Nobody: 12:16pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Mantain:Make saw bless you 9 Likes |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Nobody: 12:17pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Aawizdom:SAW bless you ![]() 9 Likes |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Pharmumar(m): 12:19pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Czar01:It is generally not permissible for a Muslim to lie or frighten a Muslim or non-muslim 1 Like |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Rashduct4luv(m): 12:26pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Czar01: Islam advises us to treat neighbours kindly, even if they are not Muslim. Al-Qurtubi (may Allah have mercy on him) said: I say: based on that, kind treatment of neighbours is enjoined and is recommended, whether they are Muslim or not. And this is the right thing to do. Kind treatment may be in the sense of helping or it may be in the sense of being kind, refraining from annoyance and standing by them. Al-Bukhaari narrated from ‘Aa’ishah that the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “Jibreel kept urging me to treat neighbours kindly until I thought that he would make them heirs.” And it was narrated from Abu Shurayh that the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “By Allah, he does not believe; by Allah, he does not believe; by Allah, he does not believe.” It was said: O Messenger of Allah, who is that? He said: “The one whose neighbour is not safe from his annoyance.” This is general in meaning and applies to all neighbours, and the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) affirmed that the neighbour should not be annoyed by swearing three times and stating that the one who annoys his neighbour is not a believer in the complete sense. So the believer should avoid annoying his neighbour and refrain from doing what Allah and His Messenger have forbidden; he should strive to do that which pleases Him and encourage others to do likewise. Concerning that Allah, may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning): “Allah does not forbid you to deal justly and kindly with those who fought not against you on account of religion and did not drive you out of your homes. Verily, Allah loves those who deal with equity” [al-Mumtahanah 60:8]. 6 Likes |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Czar01(m): 12:28pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Pharmumar: Ok thank you, but is there any part of the Quran that says or that it's not good to lie or frighten non-muslims too? Or is that just your morality speaking? Cos the Messenger of God only mentioned that it's not good to lie to/frighten another Muslim. Modified: don't worry, the guy above has answered me Modified again: Baba I just read the post above o, and I'm still confused. It just said Islam advises Muslims to treat everyone kindly (i.e. "in the sense of helping or it may be in the sense of being kind, refraining from annoyance and standing by them" ), it didn't protect non-Muslims from lies and being frightened. You can lie and pull April Fools prank on someone, and still be kind to the person. The Messenger of God has prohibited this (lying/frightening someone/April Fools etc) against Muslims, what of for non-Muslims? cc: Rashduct4luv 3 Likes |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Nobody: 12:33pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Lol. Ridiculous as ever. What's with Islam and Puritanism by the way? ![]() 11 Likes
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Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by firstclassmumu: 12:35pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Nothing person no go hear |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by AlPeter: 12:44pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
So I Must accept this stu....ity to comment. Jeeezzzz. I hate this what kinda bein makes such arrangement. 1 Like |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by sarahade(f): 1:55pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Rashduct4luv:Mtcheeeeeeeew 2 Likes |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Rashduct4luv(m): 2:32pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Czar01: We are not meant to do to others what we cant accept, whether a Muslim or not. What do i stand to gain by frightening u? 1 Like |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Caleycash(m): 2:36pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
everything is restricted, what a religion no social life... na una wan go heaven pass?!, Mtcheeww 3 Likes |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Rashduct4luv(m): 2:42pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Caleycash: No social life? Is that your priority in life? And I (Allah) created not the jinns and humans except they should worship Me (Alone). Qur'an 51:56 We believe there are records for all we do, Secretly and openly! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: April Fool And Some Other Non-permissible Jokes In Islam (summary) by Caleycash(m): 2:58pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Rashduct4luv:Abeg, wetin concern me, enjoying my life cus I got only one, na una sabi there mtcheeww 2 Likes |
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