The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, has discovered a major error on all Registrations so far, and has finally resolved to cancel the 2017 UTME, slated to hold from 6th May.


The decision was reached in the early hours of today, after it was detected that the PASSPORTS of candidates were omitted by a system virus while registration data was being uploaded since 20th March, 2017.



All efforts to recover uploaded passports proved futile, thereby resolving to cancel Registrations for the 2017 UTME entirely.


All candidates are by this notice, expected to note the following;



1.#NaJokeBeThis
2.#TodayIs1stApril
3.#AprilFoolsDay
4.#YouThoughtIForgot?
5.#NairalandersShouldNotAlwaysBeToSeriou
6.#LetsHaveSomeFunToo

lalasticlala happy april fools day........................... #AbandonAndRunsOutOfThread

And the money for my brother's registration is with me. See as I happy! Almost bought 2 packet shirts till I scrolled down. You b!tch!!!

I don dey happy until i saw april fool

PiccoloBrunelli:
And the money for my brother's registration is with me. See as I happy! Almost bought 2 packet shirts till I scrolled down. You b!tch!!!

thats wicked of you!!!

Nice try

Jisos......I was reading dix n ma ba3 life ran out.... Used d money to buy buys beer n fish.....only to come back and read dix to d end

You're fired.....the thunder dat will fire u is waiting for u in 3rd mainland bridge

TsaTrinity:
Jisos......I was reading dix n ma ba3 life ran out.... Used d money to buy buys beer n fish.....only to come back and read dix to d end

You're fired.....the thunder dat will fire u is waiting for u in 3rd mainland bridge

lol i reject every fire from my enemies so someone cannot play with you?