kayo80:


lol! Sorry to hear that. By the way, your reply kinda helped me understand why my friend emanuella didnt get shocked that day.

We live and we learn bro that time no slipper in sight I don wash hand in anticipation of mineral

Another risk I took was when I was 4 years old my brother said I should try this new ride down the stairs sitting in a cardboard box in one of those old London flats my head hit the door in 5 secs flat

Mine was when I was in JSS 1. That time I used to trek for about 30 minutes to and fro to School(Abt 1hr everyday) just to save the transport fare my dad use to give me then. One day when i was coming back from school i saw a 911 lorry loaded with goods that was about to fall along Bida Rd in Onitsha due to the terrible state of the road then but not minding the awkward position of the lorry I was so convinced that I can still cross over to the other end before the lorry will fall and guess what! With that conviction I crossed it but immediately after crossing over to the other end, the 911 fell. And I was just about 20cm away from the lorry when it fell down. People around were shouting at me like what tha hell were u thinking? Are u mad?.
Thank God it didn't fell on me otherwise I won't be here telling this story.

solasoulmusic:


We live and we learn bro that time no slipper in sight I don wash hand in anticipation of mineral

lol!

Juliet11111:
dating vikings executioner while in school and my cousin was blackaxe butcher then

All hail d vampire queen!!!!!
U should try me dou!!!! Am alien meateater!!!!!!!

Impregnating a girl i cant marry. she almost lost her life in the process of abortion. will never try sex without condom again till m ready

pat1612:


Tell me did your father knew you tried to burn down the house and kill you cousin

sure, on my cousin, i was punished not much sha, bn my dad's favourite

midehi2:
The day i poured kerosene on my father's house just to burn it down, but disappointed when the house refused to burn AND the day i threw a grinding stone on my cousin from 3 story building, God saved her that day.....Thank God, stubbornness is gone, am so gentle now

With these lies..... will u ever enter heaven?

Challenging masquerades and cultist, my first time of being drunk if not for my friends that where holding me back
Lord knows

illegalGangla:
I jumped from a two storey building singing
*aya aya toofaan*

chill out

luminouz:

With these lies..... will u ever enter heaven?

thank you, if only you know the worst i did, but thank God sha

i have a lot of risky things i have done and still doing, lets start from the past;
>>I am not so sure about how this came to be but i actually jumped from a two story building and i landed on my face, i still have the mark under my lower lip till date.
>>I skip school everyday in secondary school, dad will find out, beat me blue and black but it doesn't really stop me from going back to the act the next day.
>>Hanging on a speeding pick up truck, when i got to my destination and jumped off, i landed on my stomach, the pain was so extreme i thought i would die from the experience.
>>i joined bad gang and started smoking, did not do it for up to a week though.
>> I got stupidly drunk on several occasions.
>>Removing my drips all by myself while on admission in the hospital. I always stop my medication whenever i feel like I am okay, against the doctor's advice.
>>Watching porn in the middle of the night, and in broad daylight in the sitting room while mom is in the kitchen cooking.
>>When I was 14, I missed my church bus going on a 3 days camp, I tried to sort myself out, got to the village of the event and I got lost, still couldnt find them, I had to travel back home prematurely and explain things to dad, fortunately, he didnt get pissed.
>>Scaling fences.
>>Riding a motorcycle without knowing how to go about it, that was the only accident I had up till now, it was minor though.

NOW
>>Being an introvert.
>>Trusting people blindly.

going to the other side of our street to fetch water with my small plastic bucket, I was singing into the bucket and was liking the sound of my voice as it echo's...
I then put the bucket over my head and was walking along the road blindly, jamming people as I walk and people knocking on the bucket butt and some even pushing me, and I was just enjoying it, singing loudly and peeping at intervals to see where I was going... I was 12 - 13 at the time.

midehi2:

thank you, if only you know the worst i did, but thank God sha

Please tell me dear..... Am all ears!!!!

solasoulmusic:


We live and we learn bro that time no slipper in sight I don wash hand in anticipation of mineral

Another risk I took was when I was 4 years old my brother said I should try this new ride down the stairs sitting in a cardboard box in one of those old London flats my head hit the door in 5 secs flat

Some cartoon moves. lol! I hope u at least enjoyed the ride before u hit your head

Held on to the blade of our powerful food processor blender then 1998 and told my junior brother to turn it on with the intention of stopping it from rotating when ON.. Result was 3 sliced fingers bouncing and spinning inside the blender while blood pumped freely from my chopped fingers.. Little brother took off while i stayed watching my fingers in shock unable to cry, scream or laugh.. My mama has always saved my a.s.s alot, luckily she came around and rushed me to the hospital were a surgery that almost took my life cos i had lost so much blood was performed to fix and save my right fingers altogether..

Looking back, I just thank the Most High cos i was damn stubborn and gave poor mama so much wahala...

MARKETfund:


Silliest

That was the era of practise what you watched on TV

Nma27:
hahhaaaahhhahaha....... I hope your mum flogged d stupidity from ur head

She had no idea what happened. Nobody told her

1.We had some flowers that could blindfold in our compound,while a young friend dared me to drop the flowers in my both eyes,hmmmm...honestly i went completely blind when i tried it,only God restored my eyes with treatment and prayers.


2.I was used to the prank of my elder brother whenever he drove towards me pretending he wanted to hit me with the car,i wouldnt run so he would eventually stop the car and laughed that you this small boy get mind oo.It was a bad day when i was standing at the back of the car,all my aim was that he knew i was there,and our game as usual without knowing he is unaware,menh...the way the car dragged and squeezed my two legs no be for here....i couldnt go to school for months before i was totally ok.

ekems2017:
The guy above me hmmm any way that is what this thread is all about lies lies and lies

I am older than that. My childhood was terrible

Fucking sisters from the same parent

mine was both highly risky and extremely foolish: I was quite an adventurous kid and so I figured that if batteries could light a torch bulb, why not direct electricity? so I got a torch bulb, wrapped around it two strands of copper wires and plugged them directly into 220v of electricity!!! I will NEVER forget that day all my life.....the kain electric shock wey I receive ehnnnnn.....hmmmmm make I jus keep quiet

xynerise:

She had no idea what happened. Nobody told her

Good for you

Had lot's of daring moments when I was under 12years. Ranging from jumping from 3 storey building for fun, walking across a suspended gutter wall over a deep erosion.

This faithful evening went with some friends to steal ube (ohi ube - Pear stealing). My friends were picking pears while I was on top of the tree plucking. All of a sudden the owner of the tree appeared from nowhere. My friends bailed themselves with their leg without alerting me. The woman picked the all ube she saw and got a cane asked me to come down. A look at her I knew am in trouble. being trapped on the tree with the mama waiting for me to come down. I climbed to the top most part of the tree.

The mama said if I like I can climb to heaven she is waiting for me to come down. After waiting for some time without the woman not showing any sign of leaving. Without thinking from the very top I released myself without warning I landed on my back the woman was frightened and she raised alarm - Ogbukwanu onwe ya o!!! (He has killed himself) I got up and ran as fast as my leg can carry me.

My friends were surprised how I managed to escape I narrated the story to them and we laughed about. Woke up the next morning with bruised left hand . Went to carried bandage for the week. Never told my mum how I sustained the injury - who wan collect flogging on top of bruised hand.

Nma27:
Good for you

And bad for my throat that day

Nma27:
You no break leg?

Oh boy!did you die?

xynerise:


And bad for my throat that day

I can imagine. You just played with Reaper that day, thank your stars someone saved you.

illegalGangla:
I jumped from a two storey building singing
*aya aya toofaan*

Did you die?

XJAYCEEU4K:
Oh boy!did you die?

Wrong mention

illegalGangla:
I jumped from a two storey building singing
*aya aya toofaan*

I so much love that movie back then

Nma27:
I can imagine. You just played with Reaper that day, thank your stars someone saved you.

The reaper dey look face na

xynerise:

The reaper dey look face na

Your time never reach ni

I had sex with different ladies without condom, lol